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! you mean... my vodka is no longer safe around cats?!?!
*quietly pours tap water into open Grey Goose bottle*
3 screwdrivers and no buzz?...
cllaa-aaude!
that darn cat
Exxxcellent. Everything is going according to plan.
phase 2- Grow thumbs
Phase 3: The Doorknob Principle
Dont forget .
righty tighty. . lefty lucy calaude
cl*
whats in there? bottled shit?
Recognise the bottle, did you?
Not that smart..if the cat knocks that jar over,its treats for days
A smart cat watches its weight.
^haha star250 FTW
But a smart cat could knock it over and still do that...
a smart cat would just look at it till its owner did all the work it.
A dumb cat is smarter than all you fucks.
Then it must really suck that all these fucks are smarter than you.
lets see a dog try and pull that shit.
A dog would just spend an hour to chew through the bottle and eat the whole thing
Thus being victorious.
+1 team dog
dog don't need to do tricks to be liked.
big deal ..i could do this
with jamiees help
oh know he di int.
BCW, lol
oooh very smart! how many hundreds of years does this animal exist, huh?? its a useless piece of living shit producing co2 thus supporting global warming. its flesh isnt even good enough to eat.
Well its not tasty that's for sure but if you are really hungry it serves well enough
He first learned with kat nip
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Comments to Smart Cat
! you mean... my vodka is no longer safe around cats?!?!
*quietly pours tap water into open Grey Goose bottle*
3 screwdrivers and no buzz?...
cllaa-aaude!
that darn cat
Exxxcellent. Everything is going according to plan.
phase 2-
Grow thumbs
Phase 3: The Doorknob Principle
Dont forget
.
righty tighty.
.
lefty lucy calaude
cl*
whats in there? bottled shit?
Recognise the bottle, did you?
Not that smart..if the cat knocks that jar over,its treats for days
A smart cat watches its weight.
^haha star250 FTW
But a smart cat could knock it over and still do that...
a smart cat would just look at it till its owner did all the work it.
A dumb cat is smarter than all you fucks.
Then it must really suck that all these fucks are smarter than you.
lets see a dog try and pull that shit.
A dog would just spend an hour to chew through the bottle and eat the whole thing
Thus being victorious.
+1 team dog
dog don't need to do tricks to be liked.
big deal ..i could do this
with jamiees help
oh know he di int.
BCW, lol
oooh very smart! how many hundreds of years does this animal exist, huh?? its a useless piece of living shit producing co2 thus supporting global warming. its flesh isnt even good enough to eat.
Well its not tasty that's for sure but if you are really hungry it serves well enough
He first learned with kat nip