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Smart Dogs

On the other hand, Shoot the dog for stealing your beer.

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Comments to Smart Dogs

  • Lepprntava

    I thought the dog was smart for burying the heineken

    2008-02-03T05:14:20Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      the dog would have been even smarter, if he had opened the bottles and drunk it up. i don´t think the moles have a use for it.

      2008-02-03T05:42:00Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      heineken is crap

      2008-02-03T10:26:11Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      It definantly will give you a terrible headache in the morning.

      2008-02-03T15:45:24Z
    • Gmg-com-au-0156
      Beowulff says:

      Beer definitely improves your spelling though.

      2008-02-03T19:11:16Z
    • Goatse

      Definitely improves your game.

      2008-02-04T02:23:06Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      How GAY are you two to correct spelling?

      2008-02-04T04:01:09Z
  • Myphoto1671175
    1rish1 says:

    That dog should get a medal for burying all that shitty beer.

    2008-02-03T05:14:39Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      All beer is shit, it just depends on whether or not your have the gaul to drink it

      2008-02-03T05:36:12Z
    • 16x16

      beer is beer it all tastes like shit and takes you to the same place

      2008-02-03T05:41:59Z
    • 16x16

      To the toilet. or do you just mean vomiting

      2008-02-03T05:56:01Z
    • Bukowski1

      Beer is good.

      2008-02-03T14:02:02Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Beer is an aquired taste, little girls are just a fantasy.

      2008-02-03T15:46:47Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      not acceptable beer until its 10-20% alcohol, if its over that? well shit balls, thats a hard fuckin beer

      2008-02-03T16:21:15Z
    • Made_in_england

      I take it you only drink to get shit-faced then Boot. Do you ever go out to socialise? Maybe going out for a few pints with friends and still being able to walk home afer is just an English thing.

      2008-02-03T19:23:12Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      We get drunk and then walk to our cars. You poor fuckers over there wouldn't know anything about that, huh?

      2008-02-03T19:27:29Z
    • Made_in_england

      Not a case of being poor, 1rish. If you're caught driving over the limit in the UK, you get seriously hit. There is an automatic 12 month ban, 10 penalty points on your licence (if you get to 12 it's an automatic 3 month ban), a fine of £100 - £600 and, when you do get your licence back, the insurance companies hit you as well. Also the penalty points stay on your licence for ten years after the ban. Plus, if it was me, I would also lose my job as I need to drive. A guy at work crashed into a wall recently, totalled his car, which the insurers won't pay out on cuz he was drunk and when he gets his licence back it's gonna cost him over £3000 insurance to drive a shitty Peugeot 106 diesel.

      2008-02-03T19:55:25Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I was just kidding.

      2008-02-03T20:00:46Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Nothing is worse than driving a 106. Except, possibly, a Trabant.

      2008-02-03T20:09:30Z
    • Made_in_england

      I wasn't bitching at you, 1rish, just trying to show how hard we can get hit over here.

      2008-02-03T20:47:48Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      I was out lastnight & on the way home in the taxi, we had to take a different route because the police were blocking the main road. Got out the taxi & decided to take a walk down to see what was going on. A car had crashed into the sigh that display the prices on a petrol station forecourt. The car was fucked & the engine was missing. The entire engine which must weigh around half a ton was a good 100 metres down the road. I would have taken a pic on my mobile but there were 3 people stood by the car. Apparently it was a drunk driver...live and learn 1rish1.

      2008-02-03T22:52:31Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I said I was kidding. You overly sensitive Brits need to chill. I've seen the Drivers Ed vids and even crashed a car drunk before. I know the dangers, but I appreciate the concern.

      2008-02-03T23:05:09Z
    • Best-avatar-ever_copy
      Mucho_Kid says:

      Drunk driving rocks! Especially when it's a friend's car.

      2008-02-03T23:13:47Z
    • Made_in_england

      I think he was kidding Oranje.

      2008-02-03T23:13:52Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Yeah, I just wanted to tell the story. You should have seen the car, its was proper fucked.

      2008-02-03T23:30:32Z
    • Made_in_england

      Pictures, man, pictures! You should have asked them to move.

      2008-02-04T00:01:13Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Bloody hell Boom. I hope you were drunk because that's the only excuse!

      2008-02-04T00:07:50Z
    • Bukowski1

      Drunk driving in Japan. There is no tolerable blood alcohol limit. Anything over 0% and you are busted. The fine for a first offense is like $3000 and you lose your license for a year, I think is how it goes.

      About a year ago, a drunk driver rear ended a van and knocked it off the Kyushu bridge and the three kids inside died. Since then, like a school of fish, the entire population of the country has turned against drunk driving in an extreme way. I mean, I'm not for it, but I believe in limits. If I have a beer or two or three. I'm still alright. Basically, in Japan right now, if you have one beer you're not ok to drive until the next day. It's fucking ridiculous. Your friends will freak out and consider you a monster if you drive home an hour or so after having 2 or 3 beers.

      Jesus, the groupthink ability of these people is fucking amazing.

      2008-02-04T00:25:52Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I love Japan. I can't wait to go back again.

      2008-02-04T00:30:44Z
    • Bukowski1

      The countryside is good. I wouldn't want to live in Tokyo.

      2008-02-04T00:35:49Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      That is odd, considering the rampant alcoholism I've heard about there.

      2008-02-04T01:08:28Z
    • Bukowski1

      People take the train, subway, taxi, or ride their bike. They have a taxi service here with two drivers, one drives you home in the taxi and the other drives your car home. They also do the designated driver thing.

      2008-02-04T02:28:23Z
    • Bukowski1

      Also, I wouldn't say rampant alcoholism. There is much less hardcore drinking here than I've seen in the US.

      2008-02-04T02:32:24Z
    • Bukowski1

      Also, I wouldn't say rampant alcoholism. There is much less hardcore drinking here than I've seen in the US.

      2008-02-04T02:34:10Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      We have that two driver thing here too, and they do it for donations too.

      2008-02-04T02:50:53Z
    • Bukowski1

      Double post. Not my fault. The site has been having some issues this morning.

      Yak, get the plunger! I think there are some turds stuck in the pipe. And by turds I mean ElPiss, PlantTurd, and Buttface clogging things up.

      2008-02-04T02:54:55Z
    • Bukowski1

      I never saw that two driver thing in the states. I wonder how they can earn a decent wage on donations.

      2008-02-04T02:58:10Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      It is a fairly new thing but most people are so grateful that the people show up they tip them big.

      2008-02-04T03:01:16Z
    • Bukowski1

      Just charging a little more for the service seems more reasonable.

      2008-02-04T03:09:07Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I think there may be legal reasons why they can't charge.

      2008-02-04T03:26:27Z
  • Joker_face
    fuz says:

    The last time i drank that i was high on coke an e and had no drink left so i threw a brick through an off license window an took two trays from the display ha ha

    2008-02-03T05:49:59Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    that beeer sucks.

    the only beer i actually liked a place that got bought out made some apple cider beer it was really good. i mis cavanaughs

    2008-02-03T06:27:27Z
  • Cheech3

    Detroit Cobras rule.

    2008-02-03T06:48:10Z
  • Fedor_after_tk__fight2
    KeefRobot says:

    *slapping knees

    2008-02-03T10:20:04Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    That's why I buy my beer in a keg.

    2008-02-03T15:47:59Z
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posted February 03, 2008

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