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Smart Kid

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  • elchris
    elchris 2007-07-23T04:15:26Z says:

    fuck i cant stand snotty whining kids like this one, or balls malone, nova and dik... and other tards not worth mentioning

    • robo-big-balls
      robo-big-balls 2007-07-23T04:21:13Z says:

      shut up

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-23T04:52:48Z says:

      Elchris, Didn't I tell you yesterday to stop talking? Fuck, I can't stand snooty, whining kids like you.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-07-23T05:35:25Z says:

      Yesterday equals five days ago?
      Damn Mr. Nova, feeling the onset of Oldtimers disease?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-23T05:45:19Z says:

      just trying to keep it fresh

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-07-23T06:32:38Z says:

      He does stop when commanded though. Your training program must be quite effective.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-23T06:52:23Z says:

      The power lines, It's all about the power lines.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-23T06:53:30Z says:

      Simmer down, elchris, or this time I'll fill your bathing suit up with sand before I fuck you with it on. Then you'll really have a sandy vagina.

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-23T08:42:51Z says:

      elchris..who the fuck do u think you're talking to? you ignorant ant in a stack!

    • broccoli
      broccoli 2007-07-23T09:51:30Z says:

      give the kid a beer for god sakes

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T16:34:43Z says:

      ElPiss, me, me. Hate me. Waaaahhhhh. ElPiss doesn't haaaaaaaate meeeeee!!!!!!!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-23T18:42:48Z says:

      Calm down, Hanky-poo, it's ok. Don't worry, we all hate you. It's ok... (Someone needs a nap)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T18:53:24Z says:

      But, do you reeeeaaalllly hate me? A LOT????Reeeaaaally????? Waaaaaahhhh. Nobody haaaaaaaaaates me. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

  • DLLUSION
    DLLUSION 2007-07-23T04:38:44Z says:

    when he grows up he will be pulling the same crap...but it will lead to workers comp fraud

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-07-23T13:50:26Z says:

      That's a fucking union man, right there.

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-23T13:59:57Z says:

      i'm in a union...although as far as i see it doesnt do anything for me..except take money off my pay..there are people that take advantage of it..but wanko guys who take dives and collect compensation dont have much to do with unions...if thats what u mean

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-07-23T17:45:13Z says:

      But lazy useless fuckers who cry a lot do. They run the union. And you pay them. It's great.

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2007-07-23T04:43:53Z says:

    The best/worst part of pajamas like that is that the zipper goes from feet to neck. Plenty of distance to build up speed and inertia before reaching the groinal area. Painful memories stick around!

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-07-23T04:47:57Z says:

      They're called "sleepers" not "runners." You used them improperly and got what you deserved.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-07-23T04:57:56Z says:

      My inner child just cried a little bit.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-23T05:11:55Z says:

      My inner child just laughed... so I beat him, just enough.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-07-23T05:18:38Z says:

      I believe he was talking about the zipper, Apathy...

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-07-23T05:40:08Z says:

      Oh. Sadly, I've never had troubles with zippers.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-07-23T05:47:53Z says:

      Apples and oranges. Red pill blue pill....
      Oh yeah, they had plastic feet so you could slide across the kitchen floor with grace and ease.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-07-23T05:49:05Z says:

      Especially when you took the red ones.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-07-23T05:51:03Z says:

      Mine had a trap door to let out farts.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-23T17:30:08Z says:

      I want to get one of those made for an adult.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-07-23T23:46:52Z says:

      if its for yourself thats a little gay. if its for your girl, good idea

    • ramb0command0
      ramb0command0 2007-07-27T07:26:00Z says:

      chut up

      they are amazing
      and im wearing some now

  • sasquatch
    sasquatch 2007-07-23T04:48:28Z says:

    they make burlap sacks that big with room to spare for a couple good sized rocks

  • SBD
    SBD 2007-07-23T05:01:37Z says:

    someone give that little shit a nice plastic bag to play with

  • Epicuriousity
    Epicuriousity 2007-07-23T05:06:30Z says:

    That dog is fucking funny.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-07-23T05:08:33Z says:

    LOL yeah well I think instead of recording him they should've kicked his ass

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-23T05:12:45Z says:

      Let's all play "kick the baby."

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-07-23T15:21:08Z says:

      LMFAO, HAHAHAHAHA SOUTH PARK IS FUNNY, IKE COME HERE

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-23T18:44:21Z says:

      Leela, lay of the crack, ok?

  • drmikescott
    drmikescott 2007-07-23T06:37:41Z says:

    that right there is a boy whos gona be a great politian

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-07-23T07:05:28Z says:

    Great parenting. Let's video tape this behavior while chuckling, both providing attention/possitive reinforcement for this shitty behavior.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-07-23T07:15:06Z says:

      Don't worry--I'm sure as soon as the camera went off, they beat the hell out of him.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-07-23T15:32:37Z says:

      im sure they didnt. kids with this kinda behaviour are usualy spoiled brats thathave never been spanked or slapped

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-07-24T17:13:47Z says:

      That kid is just throwing a fit, and all kids do that, no matter how much you beat them ( or don't beat them ). I laugh at kid fits too, because they think they're going to win the battle.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-07-23T08:05:54Z says:

    This toddler needs a good ass whopin

  • DaMasterBates
    DaMasterBates 2007-07-23T08:22:00Z says:

    now THAT is an attention whore.

  • dik
    dik 2007-07-23T08:51:16Z says:

    this is exactly how i reacted last week in the beer store parkin lot when i arrived 5 minutes late

    • fuckyocouch
      fuckyocouch 2007-07-23T16:27:38Z says:

      Howd it work out for you?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-07-24T23:15:09Z says:

      his parents picked him up , then his father had sex with him in his room in the basement. Then he played with his star wars figure until he finaly felt asleep.

  • Caliglian
    Caliglian 2007-07-23T12:18:30Z says:

    This is what basements are for.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-07-23T13:05:23Z says:

      to throw down scums like you or what?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T18:54:48Z says:

      Watch out Plantshit, he'll kick you down a well.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-07-23T13:49:33Z says:

    Fucking emos keep getting younger and younger.

  • dik
    dik 2007-07-23T15:45:29Z says:

    how do we know he wasn't really hurt?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-23T15:56:41Z says:

      His vacant look when he was shuffling around before spotting his parents, I'd say.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T16:38:35Z says:

      Hey dik, did you know that they sell beer 24 hours a day in Japan? Hahahahaha...

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-23T16:40:03Z says:

      i was jokin malone

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-23T16:41:06Z says:

      24 hours a day??? hank....i'm tearing up a bit..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T16:49:30Z says:

      The convenience stores sell liquor, wine, beer, sake etc...24 hours a day and they are everywhere. This is my 5th apartment and I've never been farther than a 10 min. walk, usually more like 5. Very convenient. There's a vending machine that sells beer about 30 seconds walk from my door, but it shuts down from 11pm to 5 am.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-23T16:49:41Z says:

      I figured so, dik, but I had to be safe. And yeah, I'm REALLY going to miss the booze situation when I move back to Canuckistan in a couple of months.

      Japan is the bomb for drunks like me:
      Booze at 7-11 *tear*
      20$ Johnnie Walker Black *cry*
      All you can drink at many bars for $10/hour *weep*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T16:55:59Z says:

      I don't know about those all you can drink bars, but there's rooftop beer garden on top of one of the department stores here which is like 20 bucks for all you can eat buffet and all you can drink tap beer. It's open for 4 hours at night.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-23T17:06:10Z says:

      "Nomihodai" (spl?) was the first Japanese I learned. There's plenty of it in my town. My favorite place is a karaoke bar that'll rent you a private room with all you can drink for 11$/hour per person. I don't think they make their money on me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T17:17:32Z says:

      The first Japanese word I learned was kawaii, followed soon after by itai.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-07-23T17:22:05Z says:

      lol

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T17:31:19Z says:

      Only you will get that one.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-23T17:32:04Z says:

      The first word I learned was "paizuri"

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T17:38:34Z says:

      You hentai gaijin.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-23T18:45:32Z says:

      Nah, I'm more of an low level hentai. Echi, more or less.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-07-23T18:55:56Z says:

      Probably less.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2007-07-23T21:43:20Z says:

      your level is Shotacon, and we all know that.

    • dik
      dik 2007-07-24T08:38:27Z says:

      all u can drink for 11$ an hour????? i'm weeping

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-07-24T08:57:07Z says:

      Dik, I'll give you all you can drink for just $10 an hour.

  • aXx
    aXx 2007-07-23T19:23:43Z says:

    he will be a really good Italian football player.

  • trogdor
    trogdor 2007-07-23T22:23:00Z says:

    Don't tell me I was the only one that fapped to that video!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-07-24T01:55:39Z says:

    That's how I act when I want my wife to blow me.

ramb0command0
posted July 23, 2007

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