Smartest Dog In The World

Comments to Smartest Dog In The World

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  Supraliminal 2009-11-09T05:15:17Z says:

  I just got a five month old Pariah dog, and he's extremely antisocial. He'll have fun at the dog park, but he's dominant as hell with other dogs, regardless of their size. Terrible with people. Anyone have experience with dogs like this? Should I take him to obedience class or some shit?

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    ClaudeBallz 2009-11-09T05:21:33Z says:

    Watch the Dog Whisperer. He cures all that shit.
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    theniggayoulovet0hate 2009-11-09T05:30:38Z says:

    Cut off his balls. Dogs without balls are much less alpha dog. Or, you could just work on lines like, "Oh, sorry, did he do that?" and "Oops, sorry about that, they can probably sew that back on."
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    shuturpiehole 2009-11-09T05:43:46Z says:

    Cutting his balls off probably wont do much. My miniature pinscher is the same way. At the dog park he is good but he hates people and rapes white fluffy dogs. and to top it all off we have discovered he is a homosexual dog. He loves that butt hole. Can you say play date?
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    Supraliminal 2009-11-09T05:54:44Z says:

    I don't think dogs that are 7 months old can be neutered. Getting pretty annoying.
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    smerf 2009-11-09T06:47:38Z says:

    You've got a miniature pinscher. There's your problem.
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    TheAllMightyToaster 2009-11-09T12:46:30Z says:

    Getting him neutered might help yes. Take him to a trainer that specializes in aggressive dogs, not one at petsmart. Don't let him go through doors before you, never step over him.. there's a bunch of things really. Mostly just go to a real trainer, they'll train you more than the dog.
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-11-09T23:27:17Z says:

    You can train it to lie still pretty quick with a .45
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  Camycazi 2009-11-09T05:25:28Z says:

  You know, that's creepy, this bitch obviously took a lot of time to teach him to not take the food when she says "Barack Obama", you crazy yanks.

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    yak 2009-11-09T05:28:03Z says:

    whats crazier is she actually thought it was funny...
    i actually suspect she votes based on her dogs eating habits..
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    shuturpiehole 2009-11-09T05:44:31Z says:

    I bet so too!
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    Sporty 2009-11-09T05:54:45Z says:

    I'll bet she doesn't even vote...just another complaining redneck
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    42Adams 2009-11-09T05:55:02Z says:

    i was thinking the same thing camy
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    Joindjusb4 2009-11-09T06:19:41Z says:

    the way it shy's away kinda seems like she b eat it while saying 'barack obama'
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  fries-please 2009-11-09T10:13:41Z says:

  so wtf's wrong with Barack Obama
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  dik 2009-11-09T10:31:52Z says:

  not funny

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    ClaudeBallz 2009-11-09T20:38:20Z says:

    What's not funny about saying "Barack Obama" every time you slap your dog?
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    DickNixonJr 2009-11-09T23:16:18Z says:

    Nothing
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  TiredGuy 2009-11-09T13:35:09Z says:

  fuck i miss the bush years, when we had a govt that really cared about the middle class. we were doing so well back then. fucking obama, i'm going to start smacking my dog in the fact to teach him how bad obama is too... vid in a couple weeks.

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    yak 2009-11-09T16:45:16Z says:

    lolol
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  toolman961 2009-11-09T14:33:43Z says:

  I don't know why he doesn't like him, he's the same color.
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  Kilo-Maniac 2009-11-09T16:23:41Z says:

  I thought she kept saying Dr. Baumer until I read the comments.
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  jerkaholik 2009-11-09T19:55:37Z says:

  stupid bitch.