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Smerfsmerf says: A) I'm a red head B) I don't have facial hair, except for stubble. C) You're the cocksucker tonight
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Smerf lost weight!
I bet you haven't.
funny - this how i imagined plantshit to look like...at least, while i wasnt mulling over a 2-inch irish erection massaging my prostate,,,,mmm, good times
5 pounds, but that was after the shit i took
Did it look like Smerf. Did it have red hair?
Poor guy... Where's the nipple ring?
Under that Blue Flannel Tee
^so soft and nice on your naked body
the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture
...the nipple right or the flannel?
Ok, that was a little creepy.
Does it have a vagina?
yes
Smerf has an "ass-cunt".
Smerf has a "back-pussy"
smeft has a mangina
whoa...i meant smerf
Nice tits.
He looks like Jim Carrey's long lost redneck cousin.
not many guys fit in long hair, this is not one of them.
alot of guys fit ins your ass, this IS one oft thems FAGGTO
bane go take a break from being really really witty and go play in traffic
^likewise
Likewise!?
yeah, likewise!
You know, you could at least try to find a picture that looks somewhat like me.
you mean it doesnt ?
It does.
it does?
Oh come on *coughcoughmecough*!
Smerf is much better looking then this.
All the content sucks again today. This site blows now. I'm going to get banned again.
Fuck you deja.
quit your bitching
Fuck you fries.
Fuck you Hank.
fuck you irish
Fuck you Fugs
Fuck you whunu
Fuck you.
Fucking dik.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck you all in the ass...with a piledriver!
Fuck me ...
WTF!
Fuck you BritishBoy.
Fries has been trying that for years, still noone will have sex with him.
wtf you talking about ? you wanted to go for a Big Mac with me , thats a fucking shag for me.
You were begging me to let you go fetch me a Big Mac, but I wasn't interested.
Thats because you were hungry for cock.
Riiiiight.....cause that makes sense.
Your mother makes sense.
Fuck you hank, dik, cheeky, jaimee, 1rish, kirk, hank again, noob, extra fries, horsehead, captain, nigger, fag, chink, drunk, jewhank, queerish.
i think hes been drinking but that did make sense
Mentioned three times. Makes me feel so important.
You were the nigger and the fag too.
Er, nigger and the chink, 1rish was the fag.
Fuck you elchris.
Then I got mentioned three times too. Assuming queerish was me too.
I´think i´m in the clear..
I think you are a queer.
Wanko, it's JAMIE
Fuck you jimi & jamie.
Fuck you too
Hey! Fuck you Wanko, I never told you to fuck off, you nasty bitch.
Fuck you Capitano,Wanko, Jamiee, ElChris, Jimi, Hank, Irish, Dik, Fries, Romeo, Mistermuchosomethingorother and Cheeky!
Erm, hang on....
...i miss ALL the fun...
...fuck...fuck somebody that someone else hasnt aleady fucked...
...no wait - that leads us back smerfs direction dont it?
...fuck
Fuck me? No, fuck you!
Fuck you other noob.
yeah ... fuck you El_Wanko
Cheeky, you should know better than to tell me to fuck off you British maggot.
fuck meeeee :D
Fuck you cheeky, and a double fuck you to Kirky-poos.
yay id fuck cheeky... wait!!!
Fuck you also Fugs.
<3 Typical.
When is the Mucho Convention?
Fuck Dracul, Bane, Fugs, Whunu, sir-puffsoncock, Possum, and Romeo.
fuck all of the swiss, british, mexican, canadian, and everyone else that doesnt live in the US and bitches about us on this site.
fuck the noobs who post FIRST, or whine when they submit, and it doesnt get posted.
fuck that urkelbot faggot too...
who the fuck is Swappi ?........
he wisha he was cool like Germany. fuck yosu slappi i'f fuck you face
damn this thread actually survived past its day. im still not reading
and yet you are posting comments.....
swappi - apparently joined in july of 2006 - so predates morph, irish, dik, urklebot, plantshit, hank,fries,elwanko...just about everybody who currently posts much - except for smerf,, kBilly, mako, and a few others...and this is the first i've seen of him too
...suddenly very paranoid...
mom? are you out there?
Fuck you too, Swappi, and another fuck you just because you live in the US, wherever that is.
How did I get brought into all this?
Wanko smuggled you in in his colon.
So many fucks?
no where near looks like smerf.
lame!
Ok pop quiz faggots. There's a cunthole you fucking hate, you have his address and phone number. What is the dirtiest shit you can do with that information? He's already seeking another man and giving away gay porn on Craigslist.
arrange a gay marriage and have flowers and wedding cake delivered to him, send out invitations and bill it all to his address.
call the cops, report a suspected molestation case involving Cunthole and your imaginary nephew...with luck the pigs may even beat on him a little before they figure things out
Oh come on, there are better ones then that. Some pizza's should show up, along with a massive Chinese food order.
Sign em up for some free flatulence material by mail.
Send the Amway Rep a new 'lead' at that address.
The Jehovah Witness needs a new contact too.
not to mention the Hair Club For Men...which, strangely, gets us back to smerfs photo...deva vu all over again
Take a dump in a box and overnight it to him.
irish - once more i bow to the master...in spite of my nooby self...god, that made me laugh
off to watch american "strikeball" now - go TWINS!...
talk to ya'll later on tonight maybe...
...waiting with baited breath, the crowd now says "oooh...awww..." and etc
Fuck off.
Dude, no one fucking cares if you're on or not. We're not your friends. We don't like you. No one likes you. Don't come back. Now can we return to thinking up nasty ideas?
male hism a dead boy. use returns adres of perosna you donts like. like dikface
I'm gonna get some spoofcard minutes so he can order pizzas and other food all hours of the night.
Send a tranny prostitute to his house
^ when shoudle we sends you?
Thats actually a pretty good idea. Order a hooker that does out calls off of Craigslist to his house. Hell, order a fuckton of them.
There's no tranny prostitutes in this town, unfortunately. Or male ones. I might send the stoner one or the fat one though.
Send them both.
Haha, Wanko knows the prostitutes
i am so upset that no one likes me here...yeah, just to show you guys i'll never ever come back...and to think i finally found a home!
GREAT!now go kill youreself.
Fuck you whunu!
OH, and um.... hmmm.... have a load of free cock-enlargement / transgendered porn material sent to their home with "To the occupant" as the address instead of their name. That way their landlord / mom / girlfriend will think they're a dirty piece of shit / a Mucho Regular.
my real name is melanie myers -i live in orlando- i was repeatedly raped by a family member thru out my childhood...my therapist recommended that i log on to a "gross" site like MS, to try to get myself used how crude most males can be - without even thinking of the consequences! - or how much their ignorant statements can hurt another human being!
..thank you, thank you ALL, for making my want to take all these Qualudes i've been saving up. i hope you're all happy now
videos it and psot it cunt
Fuck you, you got raped because you deserved it.
why are you all so MEAN?
show boobes so we no yer a girls
Tits or fuck off, bitch.
i dont have any boobies - they were cut off by my rapist brother
evns better
go finsd them BIRNG THEMS TO MEEE
Like I said, if you don't have tits, fuck off, bitch.
Hahaha, I wish she was serious
You must have been saving the qualudes for a long time, possum, they stopped making them over 20 years ago.
Notice that Jerkstore fag claimed not to remember his pwning the other day because he was on qualudes too.
Hi jamiee, when's your birthday?
September
But that's ages away, where's the party at? Don't worry, I'll keep it quiet, just don't invite that dik character...
Goddamn possum I didn't know you were raped but now that I do I must admit that.. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! YOU'RE PROBABLY UGLY AS FUCK ANYWAY!
Haha, the party is at dik's house
Drat, drat, and double drat! foiled again!
Muttley, do something!
me
i AM as ugly as fuck - that's why i'm so upset at you mucho boys - rating all of us women on the basis of looks..i KNOW that i couldve rocked dik's world by now...and irishs too!
my boy pussy is hungry
and so is my mangina
..actually feeling slightly constipated, so any lubrication would be welcome...
ooh ...YES! thank y'all!
oh god..thank you el wanko..thought i was gonna have to lube up that trouser-snake with spit alone...i see you cumming now
fugsmucker - did i say Qualudes? what i meant to say was Valium
...no wait
..it was actually prozac
and that IS the truth
prozac may be outdated and etc -
but it just plain WORKS for most of us MS-type faggoes...
Possum, you should know better than to serve up that kind of personal info.
wow - mako? you thought i was serious? ouch.
Shut...The Fuck...Up, you STUPID cunt. Fucking CHRIST you're annoying.
he kind of looks like a vulture