Smerf in the fountain
Yeah, that's me riverdancing in the fountain at the festival.
Smerf in the fountain
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Comments to Smerf in the fountain
Look at them moobies bouncin' around.
Oh, you fucking bastard...
I do what I can
awww you didnt slip on your arse!
Fuck no, I've got good balance and the ground was textured cement.
it's because of your huge feet, right?
Looking freaking sharp smerf.
Could be the feet. Could just be me.
Overweight sasquatch that is really pasty than?
???
i wouldn't take that if i were you, smerf.. i'd kick his ass! RRAAWWWRR!!1
hey, smerf very sexy!!!!!
I think you may need to get your eyes checked.
well it is,I<m not luing besides it takes a manly man too wear a kilt dancing in a fountain.
That and testicles that are immune to cold water.
hahahaha, that's just a myth, cheeky.
Actually, I was quite warm under the kilt. My nipples could have cut glass, though.
What? That testicles can be immune to cold water? There is a monastery in Tibet that specialises in it.
i know, i founded it :\
LOL, The kids were running for their lives.
You live in Seattle? AND you were at bumbershoot?
You make it look so tough when you walk away all badass like.
It's hard to look badass in a kilt, but he pulled it off!
Hey, people don't mess with a man in a kilt.
Well, unless they like seeing penis. That's different.
hey, post that next. :)
Well, if I get enough requests, I might.
Leela, that's the equivalent of, "show us your tits!!"
Does that mean Leela is going to post her tits?
50DD, she'd better.
Only if smerf shows his unit.....
Careful, gentlemen. You might end up seeing my enormous schwanstucker.
Do it for tits smerf, do it for tits.
Yes... That goes without saying.
*yelling* "FOR THE TITS SMERF!!!"
but it's up to you....(do it)
Hey, like I said, the more people that say go for it, the more likely I am to do it. Only question is how should I do it? Lifting the kilt, or up close and personal with a ruler?
Give us the Goat!
Wait... why am i excited about this? This just isnt right... Oh well.. thats what im here for!
...How'd you know I'm an Aries?
Smerf, it's for tits!!!
Just do it.
She hasn't actually said she'd post her tits, you know.
I know, that's why you haven't seen me dancing around in a skirt....
boys boys boys...her 50DD tits will not look good! Do you not understand what the 50 mean? ...its means FAT!
tits is tits oranje!!! fat,small,saggy,fake they are worth fapping over!well except bicho's the dirty tranny!!!!!
What is it Ron White says?
"Once you've seen one pair of tits, you... Well, you want to see them all.
"
i don't agree with that.
Leela? Tits? Please.
Yeah Leela, we don't care that you are fat. We just want titties.
i do agree with that, though
Well, we do care if you're fat. See Sub-Vom. I know there is a loyal following of guys who like chicks with curves here, and I'm included in that to some degree, but I believe a wise man here once said, "at a certain point boobs get so big they're just not attractive". And the same goes for weight. I don't care if Leela is fat, but if she posts a pic and she's fat. Hey, it's MS, it's open season on that shit. Wario took shit to.
Know how to make 5lbs of fat look good?... Put a nipple on it!
this is how desperate we are. we rilly rilly rilly wanna see tits, but if we don't get tits we'll settle for smerf's cock. c'mon smerf, show us yer willy wonka!
It's the golden ticket to Leela's tits.
Must be a step up from the usual 5 bucks she charges at the truck stop.
FUCK! bitch charged me ten!
I just raped her.
"just" as in "just now"?
I got dibs on seconds... you did pull out, right?
Good damn, I'm cracking up laughing because of you guys. If I wasn't sitting in a chair with arms, I'd be on the floor.
Arch, curvy is one thing, fat is something else. Wario took shit for being fat, but he was fucking funny about it and encouraged us to PS his picture.
1rish1, whaddya mean pull out? can't you count? one, two, THREE holes.
incidentally, i've been coming here for too long, someone stop me if i say anything inappropriate...
hold it right there, coupland!
no.. wait, false alarm!
Smerf cock>Leela27 boobs. Make it so.
thank god this is smerf and not vic. i think this qualifies as a skirt vid and i'd be obliged to fuck him... :(
Well, you and smerf could always "hook up." He has some nice moobs man.... (What? I'm just saying!!)
...You're both bastards.
Thanx, Captn. obvious....
Hey, who's the chick with the weird laugh?
I'm in club bastardo
One of my oldest friends.
Hank? He's pretty old.
It was open.
...Yeah, that was low. Nope, it's a girl I've known since we were both in the 6th grade together. Didn't really start hanging out until our sophomore year of high school, though.
lol, since when are age jokes low? I'm sure Hank is mortified.
Hmmm, good point. I shall take that into consideration, since you are older than me, Oldy McOlderson!
lol
Was she hot in the 6th grade? Describe in detail please, and make it dirty.
Arch, I'm only 47. That's not old, is it?
OK, MS participation time....
We all write a sentence about smerfs old friend. (to the morons: try not to fuck it up.)
I was 11yrs old when I first saw her.....
later that day I chaffed my penis for the first time...
...pee on my friend's dad
Are you missing my attention Hank?
Oh, just because....Fuck you Irish...
Old is relative, Hank.
And since you ask, no. She was not hot at the time. She was tall, skinny, and gawky, with bad hair and somewhat ugly glasses.
SuperN, what's to miss?
Smerf, of course old is relative.
In this case, relative to the average human lifespan.
HankChinOldski, Compared to me, you're old.
...random capitalization TOTALLY on purpose.
Fuck you too, cool guy.
hank is an old black man
you're all old, compared to me. except for dick.. and smerfsnipple(RIP)
^ With life comes wisdom, Grasshopper.
What happened to my nipple?
He got "D-Bombed"
That means he got booted by Deja, apparently, he said he was 14 & legally hes not allowed on here so he gots da boot!
No shit? Wow. Good thing she doesn't know I'm 11 then, huh? Oh, shit...
Smerf, you're like Michael Flatley, only bigger...and with nip rings.
Less gay too.
Thank you, Irish.
uh-oh smerf.. to quote deja;
"perhaps they shouldn't joke about it then when legally you have to be over 18 to be here. i'm not getting busted over any of you fucks, joking or not"
better watch out, smerf!!
Yeah yeah, she knows I'm 24.
You are one hell of a big 11 year old...
a bit like that retard chef that didn't know how to slice a banana..
Smerf you is a crazy MOFO..
& youre just a motherfucker.
...who rings donkey sancturies.
..because he needs someone to talk to..
Oranjeboom:Is Badass muthufucka
CheekyCoward: spit the number Coward,yella!
Kiketorious: is time for running of the jew..
sure, i'll give you a headstart!
Eeyore!
*headbangs*
haha He didnt you with my name.
toy*
he admires you, oranje, aren't you proud!?
Smerf, the lord of the step.
Smerf you walked away like you just murdered someone...so HOT!
Yeah, off camera there was an old lady having a heart attack...
So, Dr. Smerf to save the day.......Again?
Nope. Seriously, though... There have been times where I was worried about peoples health when I was wearing it.
...actually, that's about how I always walk. Maybe a little more aggressive looking than normal, but that's only because I was hunched forward a bit. The water was fucking cold. I almost put some peoples eyes out.
You walk like someone I wouldnt want to rugy tackle me...
oh, but i would.
i would have to kill him afterwards, though..
with my bear hands!
Sounds like plantshit.
nah, if i sounded like plantshit, my pets would've already fled the house..
false all animals love plantshit
Damn, now I wanna go frolicking in the fountain in a blood red skirt....
From now on, I'll only do something if smerf does it first!!
Red? Skirt? Are you fucking drunk? Wait, that's a stupid question.
Come to Phoenix,it's so fucking hot here still,you wouldn't wear the kilt...
No, I'm not drunk......It goes back to the Vic pic. Leela27 asked me to wear a red skirt.
Damn you and your assumptions!!
Dude, I've worn the kilt in 105 degree heat.
Super, ok then. Since I have never worn a skirt (and never will, unless someone pays me lots of money and/or hot sex), you will never have to either.
Ohh, thank you!!!
LEELA, YOU HEAR THAT?
Smerf, go ahead and just get some random cliff-diving-gone-wrong video and say it was you... then we can watch nova do it for reals!
Hey assphuk, why don't you come at me 1 on 1?
Here is a "to do" list before you try....
1)Borrow someones balls.
2)Think!
3)If 2 didn't work, ask your mom for help.
4)Study some philosophy, you're gonna need it.
5)Saying "For reals" is a fucking pansy way to talk.
6)Think about the fact that I, being a member, and associated with Smerf for as long as I have been; would know Smerf if I saw him. Therefore, wouldn't jump at a suggestion....
All the rest is up to you.... bring it on.
it must have been him, who else would claim to be a fat pale redheaded piece of shit
your alternate personality; Katrina?
shit nova, dont fucking cry about such a sarcastic comment... lest this whole site go up in flames
Yeah, you might get flamed more than my crotch.
smerf using "flamed" and "crotch" in one sentence makes me think of ...?
I actually laughed out loud at that smerf.
Smerf: burning noses since 1983.
Well, not really. I wasn't born with pubes, so I guess it's been since 1996 or so.
So if in Arch's pic he has a burnt face, we'll know what happened....
Ownage.
hahahaha you were born without pubes? hahaha you wuss! ;)
i was born with a full bush, front and behind!
Ahhh yes... Good ol kilts... Cause sheep can hear a zipper open a mile away. Nice frolicking!
September Playboy..
lol OPP!
i remember reading on this site that the best way to fuck a sheep is to try and push it over a cliff, cos that way it'll push back. hmm
Or you can wear really big boots and just stick their back legs inside so they can't go anywhere. Velcro gloves might work too.
i have to ask this;
talking from experience?
are the sheep "mighty fine" in ireland?
What planet did that space ship, I mean, fountain, come in from?
Should have told me you were going to Bumbershoot ya fucker..I would have bought you a beer at one of the beer gardens..Either that or left you with my tab...
Dude, I've been talking about it for two days. I've been there this whole fucking weekend.
What's Bumbershoot?
A three day music festival in Seattle. $35 a day to get in (or $95 for a three day pass) but then all the shows are free. Sadly, I remember when it used to be free...
It's still worth it. The Seattle scene is really cool.
Fuuuuuck yes. I saw enough shows featuring chicks in the underwear that it was totally worth it.
I now wish this was a video of Keef & smerf attempting the Tango in the fountain....that would have been Mucho great!
think of the possibilities..
...I cannot tango.
...pussy!
"ATTEMPTING the Tango" lol ;p
Id strip off just into a fountain & attempt the Tango with Keef if I was drunk at a festival!
*jump
...later that night id creep into smeefs tent and spoon him! grrrr *wink*
You would have to be in the rear considering your humpback oranje..Sorry smerf since I have been gainfully employed I have far less "MuchoTime" for myself.. I just happen to be going out to Spokane this weekend, you still in the area? Maybe we can spoon then and make Oranje mad..
I woulda tangoed my ass off...
Nah, I was only in the Spokane area for school. Now, I'm back near Seattle.
....and en route to Azuza?
Maybe. I might end up in Iowa, though.
AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Damn, I was hoping that one of those high pressure pumps woulda got you in the balls ot sent u flying in the air or sumthin..lol..j/k.
...no, that would require me to be ON the fountain. Although, I did see another fountain when I was leaving that would have done that, but I wasn't about to stand on it in a kilt.
I didn't feel like having my colon cleaned out, thank you very much.
Why not? That's second on my list of favorite things to do.....
Would those pumps be strong enough to send someone flying in the air? I seen a video like that where some dude got sent flying a few feet in the air. I never been around a fountain like that. Looks like you had a good time.
Hell yeah, I was having a blast. Then, I got checked out by a bunch of girls when I was standing around trying to dry off. Unfortunately, they were underage. Also, I got checked out by one older lady and at least once guy. Creepy.
lol
So, is this a glimpse into the infamous Smerf village I've been hearing so much about?
Do you see any mushrooms?
(not the ones you're eating.)
hhahaha you fat mother fucker you!
i love you smerf you can out jig anyone!
...Fuck you. Just... Fuck you.
That means alot coming from a "jig"
Where can I learn how to dance like that?
HAHA. You're alright Smerf. I respect you.
Im not the sharpest tool in the shed so a couple of question directed @ you Smerf.
What is a red headed American in a kilt doing riverdance in a fountain for ?
That's only one question.
Where's the second?
Having fun, duh.
Ok i ment few points covered in one question, was'nt a big deal though he might of been at a concert or something anyway, fun is good , espically alcohol induced fun.
You aren't paying much attention to the posts above, are you? I was at a music festival.
got extacy?
got bris?
I can't see this because the site is fucked this morning but I assume it's really gay.
Really really gay.
And here is the spot where normally some random noob dumbfuck would think he's being witty by saying "U must be descbribin' about urself!"
U must be descbribin' about urself!
am i witty, or what!?
Takes one to know one!
says the homo ;)
I know you are, but what am I?
Checkmate, bitch!
only gay people say "checkmate".
SmashT, son!
yak deja if you don't fix this fuckin site soon then i swear to god i'll try again in a few minutes
lol! same here..
i'm dying to see this, but it just won't play..
ya me too haha. smerf dancing in a kilt and looking mean. has to be funny
*waits............
joins dik in waiting.......
it's workin...hahaha smerf
finally! lol nice moves smerf, at least you're a better riverdancer than me ;)
i am so turned on right now
i can't stop touching myself while i watch him dance..
is that wrong?
dude, you can't stop touching yourself while you watch the simpsons. how is this different than any other time of day?
I am so creeped out right now.
you shouldn't be.. according to coup this is perfectly normal behaviour for me.
from this distance it looks like george from sienfeld
LOL^^
....ouch.
CHUBBYYYYYYYYYYY!
...sorry ;p
he's caveman chubby.
...bastards.
Like Captain Chubby and the Teen Angels?
you're good on your feet.
Is that important to you?
oh it's what you do to me
Delilah, how old are you?
She's 22.
Oh, good. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't being checked out by an old lady.
22, latina, native american.. that's hot(in my mind)
hubba hubba
23.
hubba hubba hubba