Hey, like I said, the more people that say go for it, the more likely I am to do it. Only question is how should I do it? Lifting the kilt, or up close and personal with a ruler?
Well, we do care if you're fat. See Sub-Vom. I know there is a loyal following of guys who like chicks with curves here, and I'm included in that to some degree, but I believe a wise man here once said, "at a certain point boobs get so big they're just not attractive". And the same goes for weight. I don't care if Leela is fat, but if she posts a pic and she's fat. Hey, it's MS, it's open season on that shit. Wario took shit to.
this is how desperate we are. we rilly rilly rilly wanna see tits, but if we don't get tits we'll settle for smerf's cock. c'mon smerf, show us yer willy wonka!
...Yeah, that was low. Nope, it's a girl I've known since we were both in the 6th grade together. Didn't really start hanging out until our sophomore year of high school, though.
uh-oh smerf.. to quote deja;
"perhaps they shouldn't joke about it then when legally you have to be over 18 to be here. i'm not getting busted over any of you fucks, joking or not"
better watch out, smerf!!
...actually, that's about how I always walk. Maybe a little more aggressive looking than normal, but that's only because I was hunched forward a bit. The water was fucking cold. I almost put some peoples eyes out.
Hey assphuk, why don't you come at me 1 on 1?
Here is a "to do" list before you try....
1)Borrow someones balls.
2)Think!
3)If 2 didn't work, ask your mom for help.
4)Study some philosophy, you're gonna need it.
5)Saying "For reals" is a fucking pansy way to talk.
6)Think about the fact that I, being a member, and associated with Smerf for as long as I have been; would know Smerf if I saw him. Therefore, wouldn't jump at a suggestion....
Should have told me you were going to Bumbershoot ya fucker..I would have bought you a beer at one of the beer gardens..Either that or left you with my tab...
Comments to Smerf in the fountain
Look at them moobies bouncin' around.
Oh, you fucking bastard...
I do what I can
awww you didnt slip on your arse!
Fuck no, I've got good balance and the ground was textured cement.
it's because of your huge feet, right?
Looking freaking sharp smerf.
Could be the feet. Could just be me.
Overweight sasquatch that is really pasty than?
???
i wouldn't take that if i were you, smerf.. i'd kick his ass! RRAAWWWRR!!1
hey, smerf very sexy!!!!!
I think you may need to get your eyes checked.
well it is,I<m not luing besides it takes a manly man too wear a kilt dancing in a fountain.
That and testicles that are immune to cold water.
hahahaha, that's just a myth, cheeky.
Actually, I was quite warm under the kilt. My nipples could have cut glass, though.
What? That testicles can be immune to cold water? There is a monastery in Tibet that specialises in it.
i know, i founded it :\
LOL, The kids were running for their lives.
You live in Seattle? AND you were at bumbershoot?
You make it look so tough when you walk away all badass like.
It's hard to look badass in a kilt, but he pulled it off!
Hey, people don't mess with a man in a kilt.
Well, unless they like seeing penis. That's different.
hey, post that next. :)
Well, if I get enough requests, I might.
Leela, that's the equivalent of, "show us your tits!!"
Does that mean Leela is going to post her tits?
50DD, she'd better.
Only if smerf shows his unit.....
Careful, gentlemen. You might end up seeing my enormous schwanstucker.
Do it for tits smerf, do it for tits.
Yes... That goes without saying.
*yelling* "FOR THE TITS SMERF!!!"
but it's up to you....(do it)
Hey, like I said, the more people that say go for it, the more likely I am to do it. Only question is how should I do it? Lifting the kilt, or up close and personal with a ruler?
Give us the Goat!
Wait... why am i excited about this? This just isnt right... Oh well.. thats what im here for!
...How'd you know I'm an Aries?
Smerf, it's for tits!!!
Just do it.
She hasn't actually said she'd post her tits, you know.
I know, that's why you haven't seen me dancing around in a skirt....
boys boys boys...her 50DD tits will not look good! Do you not understand what the 50 mean? ...its means FAT!
tits is tits oranje!!! fat,small,saggy,fake they are worth fapping over!well except bicho's the dirty tranny!!!!!
What is it Ron White says?
"Once you've seen one pair of tits, you... Well, you want to see them all.
"
i don't agree with that.
Leela? Tits? Please.
Yeah Leela, we don't care that you are fat. We just want titties.
i do agree with that, though
Well, we do care if you're fat. See Sub-Vom. I know there is a loyal following of guys who like chicks with curves here, and I'm included in that to some degree, but I believe a wise man here once said, "at a certain point boobs get so big they're just not attractive". And the same goes for weight. I don't care if Leela is fat, but if she posts a pic and she's fat. Hey, it's MS, it's open season on that shit. Wario took shit to.
Know how to make 5lbs of fat look good?... Put a nipple on it!
this is how desperate we are. we rilly rilly rilly wanna see tits, but if we don't get tits we'll settle for smerf's cock. c'mon smerf, show us yer willy wonka!
It's the golden ticket to Leela's tits.
Must be a step up from the usual 5 bucks she charges at the truck stop.
FUCK! bitch charged me ten!
I just raped her.
"just" as in "just now"?
I got dibs on seconds... you did pull out, right?
Good damn, I'm cracking up laughing because of you guys. If I wasn't sitting in a chair with arms, I'd be on the floor.
Arch, curvy is one thing, fat is something else. Wario took shit for being fat, but he was fucking funny about it and encouraged us to PS his picture.
1rish1, whaddya mean pull out? can't you count? one, two, THREE holes.
incidentally, i've been coming here for too long, someone stop me if i say anything inappropriate...
hold it right there, coupland!
no.. wait, false alarm!
Smerf cock>Leela27 boobs. Make it so.
thank god this is smerf and not vic. i think this qualifies as a skirt vid and i'd be obliged to fuck him... :(
Well, you and smerf could always "hook up." He has some nice moobs man.... (What? I'm just saying!!)
...You're both bastards.
Thanx, Captn. obvious....
Hey, who's the chick with the weird laugh?
I'm in club bastardo
One of my oldest friends.
Hank? He's pretty old.
It was open.
...Yeah, that was low. Nope, it's a girl I've known since we were both in the 6th grade together. Didn't really start hanging out until our sophomore year of high school, though.
lol, since when are age jokes low? I'm sure Hank is mortified.
Hmmm, good point. I shall take that into consideration, since you are older than me, Oldy McOlderson!
lol
Was she hot in the 6th grade? Describe in detail please, and make it dirty.
Arch, I'm only 47. That's not old, is it?
OK, MS participation time....
We all write a sentence about smerfs old friend. (to the morons: try not to fuck it up.)
I was 11yrs old when I first saw her.....
later that day I chaffed my penis for the first time...
...pee on my friend's dad
Are you missing my attention Hank?
Oh, just because....Fuck you Irish...
Old is relative, Hank.
And since you ask, no. She was not hot at the time. She was tall, skinny, and gawky, with bad hair and somewhat ugly glasses.
SuperN, what's to miss?
Smerf, of course old is relative.
In this case, relative to the average human lifespan.
HankChinOldski, Compared to me, you're old.
...random capitalization TOTALLY on purpose.
Fuck you too, cool guy.
hank is an old black man
you're all old, compared to me. except for dick.. and smerfsnipple(RIP)
^ With life comes wisdom, Grasshopper.
What happened to my nipple?
He got "D-Bombed"
That means he got booted by Deja, apparently, he said he was 14 & legally hes not allowed on here so he gots da boot!
No shit? Wow. Good thing she doesn't know I'm 11 then, huh? Oh, shit...
Smerf, you're like Michael Flatley, only bigger...and with nip rings.
Less gay too.
Thank you, Irish.
uh-oh smerf.. to quote deja;
"perhaps they shouldn't joke about it then when legally you have to be over 18 to be here. i'm not getting busted over any of you fucks, joking or not"
better watch out, smerf!!
Yeah yeah, she knows I'm 24.
You are one hell of a big 11 year old...
a bit like that retard chef that didn't know how to slice a banana..
Smerf you is a crazy MOFO..
& youre just a motherfucker.
...who rings donkey sancturies.
..because he needs someone to talk to..
Oranjeboom:Is Badass muthufucka
CheekyCoward: spit the number Coward,yella!
Kiketorious: is time for running of the jew..
sure, i'll give you a headstart!
Eeyore!
*headbangs*
haha He didnt you with my name.
toy*
he admires you, oranje, aren't you proud!?
Smerf, the lord of the step.
Smerf you walked away like you just murdered someone...so HOT!
Yeah, off camera there was an old lady having a heart attack...
So, Dr. Smerf to save the day.......Again?
Nope. Seriously, though... There have been times where I was worried about peoples health when I was wearing it.
...actually, that's about how I always walk. Maybe a little more aggressive looking than normal, but that's only because I was hunched forward a bit. The water was fucking cold. I almost put some peoples eyes out.
You walk like someone I wouldnt want to rugy tackle me...
oh, but i would.
i would have to kill him afterwards, though..
with my bear hands!
Sounds like plantshit.
nah, if i sounded like plantshit, my pets would've already fled the house..
false all animals love plantshit
Damn, now I wanna go frolicking in the fountain in a blood red skirt....
From now on, I'll only do something if smerf does it first!!
Red? Skirt? Are you fucking drunk? Wait, that's a stupid question.
Come to Phoenix,it's so fucking hot here still,you wouldn't wear the kilt...
No, I'm not drunk......It goes back to the Vic pic. Leela27 asked me to wear a red skirt.
Damn you and your assumptions!!
Dude, I've worn the kilt in 105 degree heat.
Super, ok then. Since I have never worn a skirt (and never will, unless someone pays me lots of money and/or hot sex), you will never have to either.
Ohh, thank you!!!
LEELA, YOU HEAR THAT?
Smerf, go ahead and just get some random cliff-diving-gone-wrong video and say it was you... then we can watch nova do it for reals!
Hey assphuk, why don't you come at me 1 on 1?
Here is a "to do" list before you try....
1)Borrow someones balls.
2)Think!
3)If 2 didn't work, ask your mom for help.
4)Study some philosophy, you're gonna need it.
5)Saying "For reals" is a fucking pansy way to talk.
6)Think about the fact that I, being a member, and associated with Smerf for as long as I have been; would know Smerf if I saw him. Therefore, wouldn't jump at a suggestion....
All the rest is up to you.... bring it on.
it must have been him, who else would claim to be a fat pale redheaded piece of shit
your alternate personality; Katrina?
shit nova, dont fucking cry about such a sarcastic comment... lest this whole site go up in flames
Yeah, you might get flamed more than my crotch.
smerf using "flamed" and "crotch" in one sentence makes me think of ...?
I actually laughed out loud at that smerf.
Smerf: burning noses since 1983.
Well, not really. I wasn't born with pubes, so I guess it's been since 1996 or so.
So if in Arch's pic he has a burnt face, we'll know what happened....
Ownage.
hahahaha you were born without pubes? hahaha you wuss! ;)
i was born with a full bush, front and behind!
Ahhh yes... Good ol kilts... Cause sheep can hear a zipper open a mile away. Nice frolicking!
September Playboy..
lol OPP!
i remember reading on this site that the best way to fuck a sheep is to try and push it over a cliff, cos that way it'll push back. hmm
Or you can wear really big boots and just stick their back legs inside so they can't go anywhere. Velcro gloves might work too.
i have to ask this;
talking from experience?
are the sheep "mighty fine" in ireland?
What planet did that space ship, I mean, fountain, come in from?
Should have told me you were going to Bumbershoot ya fucker..I would have bought you a beer at one of the beer gardens..Either that or left you with my tab...
Dude, I've been talking about it for two days. I've been there this whole fucking weekend.
What's Bumbershoot?