A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, âMan, Iâd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!â
The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, âArenât you going to do anything!?â
The husband replies, âFirst of all, you have too many shoes as it is.Second, you shouldnât be out shopping without panties. And third of all, Iâm not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream!â
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Ice cream
A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, âMan, Iâd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!â
The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, âArenât you going to do anything!?â
The husband replies, âFirst of all, you have too many shoes as it is.Second, you shouldnât be out shopping without panties. And third of all, Iâm not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream!â
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