I have a rottweiler elchris, best dog ive ever had. I don't know about you but here in England they have a terrible reputation because of the shitty media labelling them as "devil dogs". A few of them eat some babies and everyone just goes nuts...
Far more intelligent then anyone gives them credit for & as loyal as you can get. Oh god are they loyal, if anyone so much as raises their hand as though they were going to hit me & or anyone else in our family, she jumps up & starts growling & no fucker wants a piece of that. No idea where she got that from. Saying that though, shes as soft as hell with my nephew, ever since he was born, but they did pretty much grow up together. Only about a few month between them, I think.
Just wait until yours gets to around 6-7st and wants to sit on your knee, they love affection and don't seem to realise that they are so fucking heavy.
some people warned me before i got it (theyre dangerous and shit) but i knew that was far from the truth. its dangerous for any unwanted guests in the house. hes 4 months old. gotta say i couldnt be happier with the purchase
not even close as lame you are Hank. Summer getting closer are you having your shitty vacation yet? not as I belive you have a job in the first place buttface but if u have one you will probebly spend the hole summer alone as the lonely wolf you are.
hey hanky, i hope the reason you have been spending less time here is related to marrige problems, death in the family or fetus problems. and tell the slut you married that chris says hi
"How much do you bench?" Hahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa. Omg, I can't believe somebody just asked me that. :)
No problems here ElPiss. Everything is going great. Moved from my apt. into my wife's family home so there was a gap in internet. Very productive time. Got a lot of reading done and did a good bit of gardening in my new yard.
garden up my ass! You live at your parents home and the short gap was just because you visit disney land with your parents. You can even lift the steelbar weak goatface!
Since last Saturday, we've been trying to rescue an animal from the Humane society. First they told us that the dog we wanted had parvo and they put it to sleep. The second day , my stepdaughter said that we had dog at home and they couldn't release a dog unless the two dogs got along. So I brought Molly to the kennels to react with the dog we wanted, and then they wanted to see her shot records. I'm thinking tomorrow that I might tell them I'm a celebrity just to try and save this dog from being put down!
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looks like a black dog to me
depends on if the cig is menthol or not.
looks like a Philip Morris test dog to me
So long as they don't give it a black & mild... those things ronch
That dog has the biggest fucking Left Hand I've ever seen!
dogs have paws... dummy
He's joking, ass-fries.
Can you see the guys left hand?
wow... he has an unlit cigarette...
Let's give him an unopened beer. That'd be so cool!!
Yeah!
And let's put some sunglasses on him and take a picture. That would be so funny! Hahahaaha.
Lets put our dicks in it's mouth too.
now this is gettin somewhere
My balls stink.
It doesn't count as cheating if you put peanut butter....
It's not 11 yet rish.
rottwieler about 3 months old i would say.very poor breading thers no brown eyebrows like there sopposed to have
I think you knead a dictionary.
Toss some yeast his way, if it's warm enough his IQ might just rise.
That was really bad Rolando
Bread-related humor is always funny.
That dog is loafing around.
Dogs in Japan like to rye around all day.
Wheat the fuck are you talking about? Who could'nt rest easy on a puppy seed bun?
I'll take two sourdough weiner dogs with sourkraut to go!
And a puppy on pumpernickel with three slices of pickle.
The cameras in Japan go "Crick."
Hows about a pickled pinscher with peppers, preferrably pronto!
Damn, now I'm hungry.
Is that where Pronto Pup came from?
I like puperoni pizza.
just got myself a rottweiler 3 days ago
Are you gonna try to freebase it?
*ignore off*: i feel sorry for your dog elchris.you are to stupid to have a dog. *ignore on
*Re-Shun*
It was just his sister coming home from rehab
YAK! MOTHER OF GOD! STOP THIS!
Yak's the mother of god?
Far out, man!
LOL , et. al. , ( excluding ElPiss)
I have a rottweiler elchris, best dog ive ever had. I don't know about you but here in England they have a terrible reputation because of the shitty media labelling them as "devil dogs". A few of them eat some babies and everyone just goes nuts...
Far more intelligent then anyone gives them credit for & as loyal as you can get. Oh god are they loyal, if anyone so much as raises their hand as though they were going to hit me & or anyone else in our family, she jumps up & starts growling & no fucker wants a piece of that. No idea where she got that from. Saying that though, shes as soft as hell with my nephew, ever since he was born, but they did pretty much grow up together. Only about a few month between them, I think.
Just wait until yours gets to around 6-7st and wants to sit on your knee, they love affection and don't seem to realise that they are so fucking heavy.
ElPiss purchased a tub of peanut butter at the same time
Extra smooth
some people warned me before i got it (theyre dangerous and shit) but i knew that was far from the truth. its dangerous for any unwanted guests in the house. hes 4 months old. gotta say i couldnt be happier with the purchase
i wish peanutbutter existed here. its pretty good
well all I have to say is that I own a dangerous bird
I've always had German Shepherds; They are super loyal, smart and protective. I think Rotts are similar in nature
id have a german shepherd too if it werent for all the hair. its hard to keep my house clean just the way it is
I've given up on keeping mine clean. If you don't like my mess, don't come over.
Irish, the "freebase" comment above was priceless....haha
Thank you.
I'll be here all week.
Try the pork.
It wasn't that funny.
Would dik eat it?
looks like dead to me
You = go boom.
thats McGruff for u before he became good
Nothin' makes you smile more than a cute picture of a puppy with lung cancer.
mega lame!
Yes, you are.
DING-DING!! Round 1:
not even close as lame you are Hank. Summer getting closer are you having your shitty vacation yet? not as I belive you have a job in the first place buttface but if u have one you will probebly spend the hole summer alone as the lonely wolf you are.
You are way lamer than me. It'd be nice if you had summer up there wouldn't it? Well at least you get year round vacation without a job.
DING-DING!! And the winner??
Well shit, they fight on the internet so I guess they're both retarded.
hey hanky, i hope the reason you have been spending less time here is related to marrige problems, death in the family or fetus problems. and tell the slut you married that chris says hi
did you get your hit yet elchris??
that sure did something for hank to think about elchris =)
elchris, once more you have just shown what a dull and primitive asshole you are... but no, that's not true... actually i knew that already before...
elchris, would you wish that on anyone in your family?
And Hank, do you ever wonder why someone like elchris would wish something like that on you?
*yaaawn.... quit hitting on me boring faggot, its never gonna happend
^^romeo
chinaska is just a punk bitch ahahahahha, chinaska how much do u bench, I bench 225 can u beat that?
for what ever its worth, i wish for you and your family good & prosperity toolman
"How much do you bench?" Hahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa. Omg, I can't believe somebody just asked me that. :)
No problems here ElPiss. Everything is going great. Moved from my apt. into my wife's family home so there was a gap in internet. Very productive time. Got a lot of reading done and did a good bit of gardening in my new yard.
garden up my ass! You live at your parents home and the short gap was just because you visit disney land with your parents. You can even lift the steelbar weak goatface!
puff puppy
Since last Saturday, we've been trying to rescue an animal from the Humane society. First they told us that the dog we wanted had parvo and they put it to sleep. The second day , my stepdaughter said that we had dog at home and they couldn't release a dog unless the two dogs got along. So I brought Molly to the kennels to react with the dog we wanted, and then they wanted to see her shot records. I'm thinking tomorrow that I might tell them I'm a celebrity just to try and save this dog from being put down!
Your stepdaughter wouldn't have been able to talk if my cock was in her mouth.
I'm just sayin is all.