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Smoking Turtle

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turtle,  crazy critters,  stupid human tricks,  smoking

Comments to Smoking Turtle

  • 1151424470531
    vath says:

    Fucking retards.

    2007-07-10T04:06:33Z
    • 16x16
      emostrongg says:

      hey there just trying to express them selfs kek

      2007-07-10T08:36:33Z
    • 16x16
      emostrongg says:

      its a fucking turtle it doesnt have feeling just like me

      2007-07-10T08:38:10Z
    • 16x16

      ya well i have feelings when im ramming into your mom emostrongg guess what im hot and i 69 all the time

      2007-07-10T08:51:04Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Hey, is this new guy "vath" the new "hank chinasky?" I think hank has a new screen name....

      2007-07-10T09:04:14Z
    • 1151424470531
      vath says:

      You turds..i was referring to the guy who laughs his ass off because he gets a turtle to catch a cigarette in its mouth. Couldnt care less for the turtle. Hope it gets cancer.

      2007-07-10T10:54:14Z
    • Bukowski2

      That's funny you should say that SuperN, because Vath is my real last name. Really. And I'm shocked to see someone here using it. Hey Vath, fuck you!!!

      2007-07-10T15:05:41Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i'm looking up your address right now in japan Hank Vath

      2007-07-10T15:21:23Z
    • Bukowski2

      My first name isn't Hank, but if you want my address, all you have to do is ask.

      2007-07-10T15:30:46Z
    • 1151424470531
      vath says:

      What the hell :O Vath is short for Vathien, my online name. Im actually a 18 year old guy from sweden ._. Been visiting MS for the last 3 years but i finally bothered to start posting. Btw, fuck that turtle.

      2007-07-10T15:33:19Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      sweden?????...do u know plantshit????maybe u guys could be crazy friends

      2007-07-10T15:38:15Z
    • Avatar

      They have a lot in common, I'm sure.

      2007-07-10T15:41:32Z
    • Bukowski2

      Where does Vathien come from? Your real name?

      2007-07-10T16:01:53Z
    • Avatar

      It means "He with the crappy avatar" on old Norse.

      2007-07-10T16:08:04Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      WOW you even speak norse, balls?

      2007-07-10T16:38:40Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      + i'm pretty sure the turtle only breathes through his nose, not the mouth, so he'll probably won't inhale a lot of smoke. but these retards still need their asses kicked. and would you mind getting your head out of emo's ass, vath? we know you want to impress him with your turtle-hating skillz!

      2007-07-10T16:42:44Z
    • Bukowski2

      I'm going to sleep now, and stop saying my name! I'm the only Vath here.

      2007-07-10T16:45:00Z
    • Avatar

      I don't speak it, Vic, but Vern does. Vern is the voice in my head that tells me things I need to know. Like the time my neighbor's cat turned out to be a devil sent to beam messages into my head. Vern helped me find clarity on that one and sort that shit out.

      2007-07-10T16:45:45Z
    • Avatar

      Oh. Vern is angry I told you all about him. I have to punish myself now.

      2007-07-10T16:47:21Z
    • 16x16

      Be sure to use a car battery, some rubber tubing and a rusty spoon...for good measure.

      2007-07-10T18:39:31Z
    • 1151424470531
      vath says:

      HankChinaski, what are you gonna do? mwahaha :D and is Plantshit swedish? and im not going to tell you my real name you perverted bastards.

      2007-07-10T18:53:53Z
    • Lepprntava

      plantsit is bearkickasserish

      2007-07-10T22:10:10Z
    • Lepprntava

      H.

      2007-07-10T22:10:18Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Plantshits plan for world domination involves his "skills" and a bear. Nobody is really that bothered, though we are hoping someone records his head being ripped off.

      2007-07-10T22:57:15Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      Balls do you need help with Vern, i might know someone that can take care of him for you..

      2007-07-11T08:54:13Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      although you will probably die during the process..

      2007-07-11T08:54:40Z
    • Avatar

      Ha. Ha. Vern? I have no idea what you're talking about, Vic. Ha ha. I don't know any Vern.

      2007-07-11T10:32:13Z
    • Newclaude

      Thah interethting, Hank. My real latht name is Deferenth.

      2007-07-15T03:26:05Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    wow that laugh... it really wasnt worth such a ROFL laugh... numb nuts.

    2007-07-10T04:11:44Z
    • Rc_cgummybeartrap
      Starrsky says:

      they're military guys, most of them aren't very smart

      2007-07-10T04:13:45Z
    • No_fat_chicks
      muffdiver says:

      Only the army ones.

      2007-07-10T06:16:44Z
  • Buddychrist75
    K-Billy says:

    fuck you guys, "i'm taking the pipes!"

    2007-07-10T04:13:09Z
  • Rc_cgummybeartrap
    Starrsky says:

    Seems like something my ex would laugh about, he was baked 24/7

    2007-07-10T04:14:33Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      I agree, what the hell was so funny about that? It's more cruel and stupid than funny.

      2007-07-10T04:42:10Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I don't know about cruel, but it certainly was stupid. Now, if it had ACTUALLY been smoking, not just holding the cigarette in its mouth, then it would have been funny and slightly cruel.

      2007-07-10T08:11:33Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      well yes, but to smoke, it would have taken "human" training...

      2007-07-10T09:06:24Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      baked 24/7?? hahaha what a loser!....(clears throat quietly)

      2007-07-10T15:13:42Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i'm baked 8/7, but i'm working on it.

      2007-07-10T16:44:33Z
  • Bunny
    evilhugo says:

    This turtle is like Bill Clinton. She smoked but didn`t inhale...

    2007-07-10T05:13:08Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      God damnit. Thanks a lot.

      2007-07-10T05:58:40Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      more like Monica Lewinsky is what you mean, right?

      2007-07-10T16:45:10Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      You mean the turtle smoked a female enhanced cigarette. Now I'm impressed.

      2007-07-10T22:58:53Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      That's right, she found the ashes on her dress.

      2007-07-11T01:00:36Z
  • 48x48

    yea .... that guy should have his eyelids clipped off

    2007-07-10T05:23:29Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      that would be a laugh.

      2007-07-10T16:45:47Z
  • Mucho_icon_2
    DeadRed42 says:

    That stupid fuck actually sounded like he was crying.

    2007-07-10T05:47:26Z
  • White-box
    Archman says:

    It's ok, the Turtle did not inhale.

    2007-07-10T05:58:23Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      damnit i already started with the hot candlewax! thanks for ruining it for me, arch, great, just great!

      2007-07-10T16:46:45Z
  • Smeratar-4-15-2008
    smerf says:

    Turtles can breathe through their butts, so this isn't doing much to it.

    2007-07-10T08:12:03Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      you're kidding, right?

      2007-07-10T16:47:14Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      cause i kind of believe it.

      2007-07-10T16:47:31Z
    • 16x16
      TheSnakE says:

      True

      2007-07-11T07:25:13Z
  • 48x48

    Not cool

    2007-07-10T08:51:55Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      Not at all.

      2007-07-10T16:48:17Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      It is smokin though.

      2007-07-10T22:59:31Z
  • 00
    Hoodrunner says:

    I like turtles.

    2007-07-10T10:02:05Z
    • Small_thing
      BenOfBodom says:

      i get it

      2007-07-10T15:21:17Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      I LIKE TOITLES!@

      2007-07-10T16:48:34Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      haha that kid should run up to them and start crying about the turtle.

      2007-07-10T16:49:04Z
  • Nice_shirt
    iranian says:

    i guess those fuckers starve the poor turtle to death, so the poor animal will bite any thing close to its mouth,

    2007-07-10T12:28:30Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      It's a snapping turtle.

      2007-07-11T01:01:47Z
    • 16x16
      TheSnakE says:

      softshell turtle

      2007-07-11T07:24:51Z
  • Face

    It's a waste of a turtle if he's not smoking the herb

    2007-07-10T15:13:10Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      kinda more of a waste if he is

      2007-07-10T15:22:20Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i think the turtle would be more wasted if he is smoking it.

      2007-07-10T16:50:56Z
    • 16x16

      I had a turtle once, I starved him to death by accident...anyone who knows anything about turtles, knows thats very hard to do...they can go months without nourishment.

      2007-07-10T18:41:42Z
    • 16x16

      Good for you, cuntface.

      2007-07-10T23:16:07Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    They didn't video tape him sticking his dick in its mouth because it wasn't as funny.

    2007-07-11T00:54:49Z
  • El

    Smoking in the sunglight, swimming in the moonlight, having a wonderful time.

    2007-07-11T01:34:41Z
Yak
posted July 10, 2007
by yak

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