Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
losinglucidity googled smurf stuff so she can submit it and try to make allies here and "fit in". she was kissin smerfs ass on another picture. she has been lurking around waiting for her moment and gathering information. she picked a regular on here to try to suck up to so it would hopfully gain her mucho status. she made the classic move of putting down another regular, drumrave. even though he never said one mean thing to her. she saw others doing it during her lurking time and thought it was the right move.
she tried really hard to think of a clever description for this picture that would somehow relate to smerf. she couldnt think of anything and settled for three dots.
she is only 15 or so and whored up her hair and put on makeup to look older in her picture she submitted. you can tell by her chubby little digits that she hasnt fully matured. her fear of rejection and becoming another vicsin forced her to change her true appearance and look older. she knew if we knew the truth, it would put her at risk of being rejected. she needs to feel accepted and loved because she never got that love from her parents. im guessing her parents separated at a young age and the one parent she lived with didnt have time to give her the attention she desired.
I could go on forever. Im getting into cruelHM teritory with the size of this post. So im going to stop
I'm Hannibal Lecter, bitch! I can read you like a book.
I only want one person to read it. the fact that her name is the very first word will draw her in and she wont be able to resist. she will read it twice. its attention.
i was going for the "silence of the lambs" effect. I wish this site let you post recorded responces. I would have done my lecter voice and read it.
why? i didnt say a word to you. you want to kill me? ..oh, i think i got it. do you think maybe she will give you some pussy if you defend her? is that it?
I read it and added to the amount of attention it is drawing to both parties involved in the script. now im going to look at another mucho video/picture and forget this.
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Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
ask cruella
i sense you often ask yourself that question...
Damn drumrave, why'd you have get so smart on us?
drum rave found Donnie Darko on demand. also papa smurf video tapes the whole thing and jerks off to it later
Was gonna say, drum stole that off probably one of the best Independent films of early 2000. Fucker.
donnie darko fucking sucks ass, but the girl he fucks has a really hot ass
smerf's boobs are bigger.
And more metallic.
Well... yeah. She's 2 inches tall!
3 apples high is bigger than 2 inches.
3 crabapples high might only be 2 inches though, they only small things
Fuck if I know, it's been a long time since I've seen the Smurfs
Kiddie-porn?
^lol pat
Why do we always pass out?
Cos then you don't have to worry about it until you wake up.
Then you get to worry about it later when youve slept through the first 2 hours of work
But that's a damn good excuse to leave.
Oh snap, did she get three creampies? That's hot.
How would she know?
Yeah watch your fuckin mouth, noob. Also there are clearly 4 male smurfs here unless the one on the left has a broken leg.
This emperorr guy is a fucking douche.
What a shitfuck. People with numbers in their name are fucki....... Ohhhhhhhhhhayyee.
God damn I love you guys.
gay
Asphalt what's your address, I wanna send you a box of chocolates.
Just put em in your moms room, Ill pick em up tonight
Are you my Daddy?
Obviously. Now go mow the lawn
You got it Dad! *skips out the door*
I really hate you empenisface.
*Giggles* oh you!
I hate my son. We should have had him aborted
Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson's clinical staff will gladly carry out post-term abortions on request.
Done and done
She didn't get much on her face. Nice effect with their cum being light blue though, makes sense.
Fucking Smerfette
Where?!?!? I need to find me one of those
I'd Fuck her!
your dick is probably small enough.
Chicken-Scissors ftw
losinglucidity googled smurf stuff so she can submit it and try to make allies here and "fit in". she was kissin smerfs ass on another picture. she has been lurking around waiting for her moment and gathering information. she picked a regular on here to try to suck up to so it would hopfully gain her mucho status. she made the classic move of putting down another regular, drumrave. even though he never said one mean thing to her. she saw others doing it during her lurking time and thought it was the right move.
she tried really hard to think of a clever description for this picture that would somehow relate to smerf. she couldnt think of anything and settled for three dots.
she is only 15 or so and whored up her hair and put on makeup to look older in her picture she submitted. you can tell by her chubby little digits that she hasnt fully matured. her fear of rejection and becoming another vicsin forced her to change her true appearance and look older. she knew if we knew the truth, it would put her at risk of being rejected. she needs to feel accepted and loved because she never got that love from her parents. im guessing her parents separated at a young age and the one parent she lived with didnt have time to give her the attention she desired.
I could go on forever. Im getting into cruelHM teritory with the size of this post. So im going to stop
I'm Hannibal Lecter, bitch! I can read you like a book.
Yeah... I'm not going to read that, douchebad.
*bag
its not directed to you so I could give a fuck if you read it.
her plan is already working.
i'm not reading it either
hank will tell me what it said in about 3 sentences..max..
I only want one person to read it. the fact that her name is the very first word will draw her in and she wont be able to resist. she will read it twice. its attention.
i was going for the "silence of the lambs" effect. I wish this site let you post recorded responces. I would have done my lecter voice and read it.
I nominate SBD's novel for "post I least want to read" as well
CruelHm loaned me his keyboard. it works great
cruella say: "give now please back?"
I read it.
And, how does that make you feel now?
Well I read it, and it makes me want to kill SBD....? I dunno.
why? i didnt say a word to you. you want to kill me? ..oh, i think i got it. do you think maybe she will give you some pussy if you defend her? is that it?
Sorry guy, I haven't been laid in a couple weeks, I've got some pent up aggression, forgive me?
Don't lie, you know that has nothing to do with you wanting to kill him.
Iam and EDS should hook up for a bit of fun - maybe balance out their testosterone levels a bitsy?
Stop drinking Epimedium grandiflorum tea - ok, sorry, just wanted you to google it :)
I read it and added to the amount of attention it is drawing to both parties involved in the script. now im going to look at another mucho video/picture and forget this.
Smurfs rule!
Smurfs Rule #1: Kill yourself if you have the name "SmUrF" in your username.
But "smerf" is alright... keep that in mind.
Damn right.