I once heard a knock at my door, when I answered, someone left a snail there. I got angry so I threw the snail into the next yard. Well a year went by and I heard a knock. I went to the door and there was a snail again. I looked close at it, and it says, "what the fucks your problem?!?!"
you've never had snail before smerf?
in ireland i was going to have frog legs at this super nice restaurant in blarney but i had an awesome steak instead.
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Quick, pour some salt on them.
yes, and off to the oven it goes... yum...
When I was a kid we used to make a circle of salt around slugs so they were trapped inside.
Should've made it into a maze to make it interesting. The slug has to earn it's freedom.
one of them snails took your quarter!, see above comment for suggested punishment.
the quarter is there just in case people think it's a midget wearing the glove
i know that,s where my mind would have went, without that quarter.
I thought they were giant cocks in shells.
Quick! Find a Jap girl so insertion can ensue.
You'll do just fine. Bend over.
AHH! NO!
I thought they use seashells to whip there asses in Japan ? At least that what I heard.
Clam shells, Planty.
I once heard a knock at my door, when I answered, someone left a snail there. I got angry so I threw the snail into the next yard. Well a year went by and I heard a knock. I went to the door and there was a snail again. I looked close at it, and it says, "what the fucks your problem?!?!"
Hilarious.
That sounds like something a leprechaun would say, even though the person he'd be telling would be completely ignoring him.
Nice
id hit it and so would you
So that's where my penis goes when I die.
Hey, did you see that S car go?
Fuck those things for being big. I hate snails
snail sex...now that's hot
Wow, now that's one small hand
it is...if you're George, the 20-pound supercentenarian crustacean, whom was freed by City Crab and Seafood in New York City.
vag lips
they look quite succulent
Hope you're not looking in the mirror at those moobies again yak. Tut tut.
There's a place near my house that sells snails and frog's legs.
I'm debating if I want to try them.
They don't want your ginger lips around them...not even rish does.
you've never had snail before smerf?
in ireland i was going to have frog legs at this super nice restaurant in blarney but i had an awesome steak instead.
#7 in Ryoga's list of things not to fuck with!
#1.. Wu Tang Clan
My #1: Dominatrix