I always feel like i need to take a shower after I leave those places. I also hate when you buy a vibrator and they open it up and put batteries in to make sure it works before you leave with it. I don't want some weird porn store employee handling the toy I'm gonna be jamming in my girlfriend in the next hour or so.
lol @ irish... girlfriend.... right........
let me fix your sentence for you...
I don't want some weird porn store employee handling the toy I'm gonna be jamming in my anus in the next hour or so.
i always thought it was funny how all the negro porn ended up in the bargain bin at the front of the store for 7-10 bucks while everything else is like 50+ bucks.
Actually i'm a bit disappointed in him. A)I thought he and I were better freinds than that. B)If he was intending to be so malicious, I figured he could have done a better job.
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"Hey mommy is that a toy?"
"Why yes, yes it is..."
Is it a rocket ship mommy?
Well it is a rocket...
"i want to have it!!!"
That sounds like consent to me.
Let me know if that holds up in court.
Bitch stole my dick!
hahahaha bitch shoppin for dildos with her kid, theyre sure to move out of the hood
That ain't no kid, it's Gary Coleman
Wow lol
That's me under the pink dongs in the background.
Exactly where you belong.
A child's fist buttplug is really such a special time.
haha... so now we know why you left japan.
Yeah, for a gift giving culture they sure are particular about WHAT you give their children.
Herpes didn't cut it, huh?
Those Hello Kitty home pregnancy tests were really the straw that broke the camel's back though.
I always feel like i need to take a shower after I leave those places. I also hate when you buy a vibrator and they open it up and put batteries in to make sure it works before you leave with it. I don't want some weird porn store employee handling the toy I'm gonna be jamming in my girlfriend in the next hour or so.
and the sound the vibrator makes is somehow a turnoff, when it's not buried in snatch
lol @ irish... girlfriend.... right........
let me fix your sentence for you...
I don't want some weird porn store employee handling the toy I'm gonna be jamming in my anus in the next hour or so.
And why the fuck does every one of those places smell like plastic and incense?
wow...
mako, are you really from sioux city?
Nah, I'd hang myself if I had to live in Iowa. NY is bad enough.
buffalo does kinda reek
(what i've been told anyhoo)
i just go to those places to pick up the little black prostitutes
By "my girlfriend" you must have meant "the men's wrestling team".
i always thought it was funny how all the negro porn ended up in the bargain bin at the front of the store for 7-10 bucks while everything else is like 50+ bucks.
Hahaha. Irish, are you gonna take that from Yak?
Actually i'm a bit disappointed in him. A)I thought he and I were better freinds than that. B)If he was intending to be so malicious, I figured he could have done a better job.
he just said what everybody was thinking
I think irish actualy ment sheep when he said girlfriend.
Nope, it was definitely boyfriend.
i can just hear it now, mommy whats that thing, what are you doing to do with that, can i bring it to show and tell?
fucking ginger.
fucking smerf
that midget is going to get lucky tonight!
i fucking hate verne troyer
yea, verne is pretty creepy.
Aiken's going to be pissed he can't buy the kid.
ginger people can be cool too
no, no they cant
ever
fact
Yea so cool we kinda forget he's standing next to a bunch of dildos as well.
the probably need to call the police to search him for stolen goods
he steals to buy dope
Plantshit would would steal any dildo there by smuggling it out in his rectum. Not for dope money, just for fun.
strong words from a small girl