A friend of mine once told me about a friend of his who had a girl who was sitting on his face while he ate her have a similar accident and add a letter to "sitting".
a friend of mine once confided in me that when her boyfriend was about to climax he thought he was going to piss so he'd get up and run to the bathroom, and come in the toilet. Apparently this happened over and over. The moral of the story is that it's better to come in the toilet than piss in your girlfriend.
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good to see starr still posting...
She really does post the best mucho-worthy porn.
me and you could make some
She just did technically.
I'm glad I make you feel so special, baby :) lmao!
You call that porn?
Shit Happends
But what would your boyfriend think?
Fuck, that was way too lazy to be porn.
Let's all get in a circle around Snap, and push her around....and kiss her!
...is that your ass in your avatar, youre a tiny little girl id break you, which would also be mucho-worthy
I like Claude's idea.
I'd say it happens alot, there's a towel down
yeah...she kinda missed the towel though...
very small towel. should have been larger indeed. maybe even a triple fold.
gives new meaning to the phrase
.. fucked the shit outta her!
Thank you, captain obvious.
I thought we were going in the 'shit dick' direction, but I was wrong :(
I would be going in the opposite direction of a shit dick, but whatever floats your boat...
shit the bed could work too. as in "she really shit the bed in that relationship"
and kids, that's why we don't wear out a woman's back door too soon!
Jesus is not my buddy, and frankly I don't want him watching me beat off.
Ha! thats funny! is it like having stage fright?
A friend of mine once told me about a friend of his who had a girl who was sitting on his face while he ate her have a similar accident and add a letter to "sitting".
sitqting?
a friend of mine once confided in me that when her boyfriend was about to climax he thought he was going to piss so he'd get up and run to the bathroom, and come in the toilet. Apparently this happened over and over. The moral of the story is that it's better to come in the toilet than piss in your girlfriend.
Exactly, Irish!
I'd just piss on her.
^ that's what mucho taught me as being the right thing to do.
^and that she shouldn't have confided in me.
sorry,
Yes, you are.
Fuckin better be.
wanna apoligize now?
Japanese?
not high pitched enough.
She got the shit fucked out of her.
why does he have black balls
What happens if he butt-fucks her...a baby pops out?
Oh, is that what causes that? Shit.
OMG, Snap, we're going to be parents!
I think I would only fuck her one time, then I'd have to go.
Thats how I feel about your stepdaughter.
holy shit!!
Hahaha I would be ashamed of myself if that happened to me.
wonder what they do with the towel.. do they leave it there for the housekeeper..