I think this guy is real ive seen him do porn with a white guy equally endowed.. they double teamed some poor suburban housewife.. but in this vid it looks like it could be fake if i didnt know any better
why would they be dissapointed... that dick is useless... if he tries to bang her, it will fold, so say goodbye to fucking, he would have to grab it with his hand to get a decent penetration. and still more than half of it wouldnt be able to get in, so goodbye sensation. so no im not jelous of the guy, i feel sorry for him. dont get me wrong having it a LITTLE bigger than average is good, but if you go past that, you will hurt the girls, and they dont like that.. unless u get a whore that has been practicing with fists and such.
This is from an old early 80's porn when the tits, cocks, and pussies were bigger than life. He held it with his laft hand to keep the erection. He has to manually squeeze to maintain a hard-on. He should have used a cock ring.
its a fake wiener..i watched a blooper on another site where the camera caught the angle where the 'actor's' real wee wee was hiding behind the fake ball sack..you notice that the guy always kept his hand(s)close to the balls?..when you are using a garden hose, do you hold it at the end where the sprayer is or a foot away?...
Heh. Some rimjobs who think this is totally fake instantly think the "videos" showing a "missile" blowing up the WTC on 9/11 is totally real MAN. I mean, it was a controlled demolition, MAN! The Truth is out there, but is far less interesting.
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can you taste it in your stomach?
song and artist please.
It's Johnny & the Mothers with "My Johnson is 2 feet long."
as bout fake as her tits
and the gold on his wrist attached to the hand that holds his fake cock on...
But the reply button is real.
ahahahha, thats the two funniest sequential posts ive ever seen
lol definitely fake, even I don't have one that big...I'm sure all the MS girls are disappointed now
either way... i need this guy to help hold up my video camera at a game later.
you mean there are girls on muchosucko reading these posts and watching these stupid vids?
why would they be dissapointed... that dick is useless... if he tries to bang her, it will fold, so say goodbye to fucking, he would have to grab it with his hand to get a decent penetration. and still more than half of it wouldnt be able to get in, so goodbye sensation. so no im not jelous of the guy, i feel sorry for him. dont get me wrong having it a LITTLE bigger than average is good, but if you go past that, you will hurt the girls, and they dont like that.. unless u get a whore that has been practicing with fists and such.
i'm no expert, but this is obviously real.
This is from an old early 80's porn when the tits, cocks, and pussies were bigger than life. He held it with his laft hand to keep the erection. He has to manually squeeze to maintain a hard-on. He should have used a cock ring.
I'm guessing the blue Firebird he drove up in is fake.
You mean it's an AMC Pacer really ?
And by "fake", you mean "stolen"?
its a fake wiener..i watched a blooper on another site where the camera caught the angle where the 'actor's' real wee wee was hiding behind the fake ball sack..you notice that the guy always kept his hand(s)close to the balls?..when you are using a garden hose, do you hold it at the end where the sprayer is or a foot away?...
I always handle my hose and hoes with care.
You have to be responsible with gardening tools.
What about your hos?
I hold it right near the spigot.
They should samurai sword it in half at the end.
I guess if Michael Irvin can say "he out-athleted him", you can say that...
I cant believe anyone is dumb enough to think that is real.
No I think it's real. I have one twice as long.
I can make mine twice as long if I fold it in even thirds.
Do you wrap yours up in a coil when you wear shorts?
I wrap it around my waist.
I hang mine over my shoulder and pay a small indian boy to carry it for me.
Kikia wins
Anyone who has a small indian boy touching their cock is the automatic winner.
Hang on, I'm checking....-Is that American Indian, or the other kind?
he would probably pass out or die if he had to pump blood into something that large to make it hard.
My dick is kinda like Verne Troyer. An 18 inch sonofabitch that pisses on the floor.
ZING!
Who gets off to this weird niche porn? Wheres the market for this crapola.
MS?
Stick around. This will look like Cinemax to you in about a week.
DAYYYUM that chick was ugly... and this was really boring.
Your one dumb fucking chick
But you'd still hit it lol.
I love the music
Obviously fake, she'e sucked some of the brown paint off.
Thats got to be the worse BJ ive ever seen.
Looks like she is tounge kissing an elephant.
the plants in the garden are real as the grass on the parking lot.
But the animals have no souls and can be dealt with like bricks, as you said. You are one twisted fuck.
fucking waste of time
Old outtakes of the Fresh Prince of Belair?
you like it cutter
I liked that video as much as I like having explosive diarrhea...
now don't get all butt hurt was just jokin around
The butt hurt part comes from the explosive diarrhea...
your funny, mu lol
who ??
I wonder if Heather could take this?
Heh. Some rimjobs who think this is totally fake instantly think the "videos" showing a "missile" blowing up the WTC on 9/11 is totally real MAN. I mean, it was a controlled demolition, MAN! The Truth is out there, but is far less interesting.