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So um yeah... fake or not?

I think this guy is real ive seen him do porn with a white guy equally endowed.. they double teamed some poor suburban housewife.. but in this vid it looks like it could be fake if i didnt know any better

So um yeah... fake or not?

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Comments to So um yeah... fake or not?

  • MEOWMASTER
    MEOWMASTER 2007-04-23T04:10:13Z says:

    can you taste it in your stomach?

  • TonyRage
    TonyRage 2007-04-23T04:15:56Z says:

    song and artist please.

    • Mako
      Mako 2007-04-23T17:04:10Z says:

      It's Johnny & the Mothers with "My Johnson is 2 feet long."

  • firebolt
    firebolt 2007-04-23T04:22:37Z says:

    as bout fake as her tits

  • SavageHenry
    SavageHenry 2007-04-23T04:24:01Z says:

    and the gold on his wrist attached to the hand that holds his fake cock on...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-23T11:49:43Z says:

      But the reply button is real.

    • cwall
      cwall 2007-04-24T23:14:58Z says:

      ahahahha, thats the two funniest sequential posts ive ever seen

  • Quick_draw21
    Quick_draw21 2007-04-23T04:36:37Z says:

    lol definitely fake, even I don't have one that big...I'm sure all the MS girls are disappointed now

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-04-23T05:29:33Z says:

      either way... i need this guy to help hold up my video camera at a game later.

    • master-zebulon
      master-zebulon 2007-04-23T07:21:01Z says:

      you mean there are girls on muchosucko reading these posts and watching these stupid vids?

    • Volcano
      Volcano 2007-04-23T17:01:48Z says:

      why would they be dissapointed... that dick is useless... if he tries to bang her, it will fold, so say goodbye to fucking, he would have to grab it with his hand to get a decent penetration. and still more than half of it wouldnt be able to get in, so goodbye sensation. so no im not jelous of the guy, i feel sorry for him. dont get me wrong having it a LITTLE bigger than average is good, but if you go past that, you will hurt the girls, and they dont like that.. unless u get a whore that has been practicing with fists and such.

  • yak
    yak 2007-04-23T04:37:44Z says:

    i'm no expert, but this is obviously real.

    • aquanut
      aquanut 2007-04-23T18:28:09Z says:

      This is from an old early 80's porn when the tits, cocks, and pussies were bigger than life. He held it with his laft hand to keep the erection. He has to manually squeeze to maintain a hard-on. He should have used a cock ring.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-04-23T05:09:30Z says:

    I'm guessing the blue Firebird he drove up in is fake.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-04-23T20:35:43Z says:

      You mean it's an AMC Pacer really ?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-25T00:18:34Z says:

      And by "fake", you mean "stolen"?

  • StickyBeets
    StickyBeets 2007-04-23T05:15:21Z says:

    its a fake wiener..i watched a blooper on another site where the camera caught the angle where the 'actor's' real wee wee was hiding behind the fake ball sack..you notice that the guy always kept his hand(s)close to the balls?..when you are using a garden hose, do you hold it at the end where the sprayer is or a foot away?...

    • Hoodrunner
      Hoodrunner 2007-04-23T08:47:49Z says:

      I always handle my hose and hoes with care.
      You have to be responsible with gardening tools.

    • burningsensation
      burningsensation 2007-04-24T14:17:06Z says:

      What about your hos?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-25T00:19:49Z says:

      I hold it right near the spigot.

  • brotherhay
    brotherhay 2007-04-23T05:16:19Z says:

    They should samurai sword it in half at the end.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-25T00:21:40Z says:

      I guess if Michael Irvin can say "he out-athleted him", you can say that...

  • KingCove
    KingCove 2007-04-23T06:50:30Z says:

    I cant believe anyone is dumb enough to think that is real.

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2007-04-23T07:03:14Z says:

    No I think it's real. I have one twice as long.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-23T07:24:07Z says:

      I can make mine twice as long if I fold it in even thirds.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-04-23T07:31:44Z says:

      Do you wrap yours up in a coil when you wear shorts?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-23T07:42:35Z says:

      I wrap it around my waist.

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-04-23T07:43:42Z says:

      I hang mine over my shoulder and pay a small indian boy to carry it for me.

    • Gottalovejaps
      Gottalovejaps 2007-04-23T08:50:04Z says:

      Kikia wins

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-23T18:47:27Z says:

      Anyone who has a small indian boy touching their cock is the automatic winner.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-25T00:22:42Z says:

      Hang on, I'm checking....-Is that American Indian, or the other kind?

  • Soah
    Soah 2007-04-23T07:21:23Z says:

    he would probably pass out or die if he had to pump blood into something that large to make it hard.

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-23T07:44:26Z says:

    My dick is kinda like Verne Troyer. An 18 inch sonofabitch that pisses on the floor.

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-04-23T08:17:30Z says:

      ZING!

  • kikia
    kikia 2007-04-23T07:44:27Z says:

    Who gets off to this weird niche porn? Wheres the market for this crapola.

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2007-04-23T15:10:28Z says:

      MS?

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-25T00:27:01Z says:

      Stick around. This will look like Cinemax to you in about a week.

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-04-23T16:55:07Z says:

    DAYYYUM that chick was ugly... and this was really boring.

    • FrancisDollarhyde
      FrancisDollarhyde 2007-04-25T14:45:27Z says:

      Your one dumb fucking chick

    • Mako
      Mako 2007-04-25T17:17:13Z says:

      But you'd still hit it lol.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-04-23T17:06:13Z says:

    I love the music

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-04-23T17:27:36Z says:

    Obviously fake, she'e sucked some of the brown paint off.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-04-23T17:45:07Z says:

    Thats got to be the worse BJ ive ever seen.

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-04-23T21:17:07Z says:

    Looks like she is tounge kissing an elephant.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-04-24T10:07:52Z says:

    the plants in the garden are real as the grass on the parking lot.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-24T14:22:15Z says:

      But the animals have no souls and can be dealt with like bricks, as you said. You are one twisted fuck.

  • doitgiffordstyle
    doitgiffordstyle 2007-04-24T10:51:26Z says:

    fucking waste of time

  • cutter
    cutter 2007-04-24T21:25:10Z says:

    Old outtakes of the Fresh Prince of Belair?

    • naenae
      naenae 2007-04-24T21:27:23Z says:

      you like it cutter

    • cutter
      cutter 2007-04-24T21:42:01Z says:

      I liked that video as much as I like having explosive diarrhea...

    • naenae
      naenae 2007-04-24T21:51:41Z says:

      now don't get all butt hurt was just jokin around

    • cutter
      cutter 2007-04-24T22:00:55Z says:

      The butt hurt part comes from the explosive diarrhea...

  • naenae
    naenae 2007-04-24T22:05:49Z says:

    your funny, mu lol

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-04-25T00:33:02Z says:

    I wonder if Heather could take this?

  • NeoNitride
    NeoNitride 2007-04-25T04:49:29Z says:

    Heh. Some rimjobs who think this is totally fake instantly think the "videos" showing a "missile" blowing up the WTC on 9/11 is totally real MAN. I mean, it was a controlled demolition, MAN! The Truth is out there, but is far less interesting.

-Morph-
posted April 23, 2007

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