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Comments to Some pervert
uhh
seconded
Yup.
Uh-huh.
WTF?
WVa?
Sweet Jesus & The Mary Chain....
Jimney Criket
heavens to Betsy
want to get married?
^first Mucho wedding ?
Yes, I do want that dik
i want a prenup..you won't get my microvave
*sniffs*
That's beautiful dude
Make sure you put your lawnmower on there too.
Who'd want a microvave anyway?
Someone who likes microwaved pop corn?
He knows I don't have one
I'm going for the TV anyway, dik
good god women can be so ruthless
wow, congrats pops, jamiee. am i invited to the weeding, hmmmm?
you'll never get my tv either hussy
she will get visitation rights to Stan though , every weekend perhaps ?...
He'll give me full custody of dik jr., not Stan
I hope he was serious.
dik..?
totally serious
Too right he's serious.
Who wants to end up losing their tv?
dik - wow! Mucho wedding?
Fugs - hahaha
Invite me dik....& let me stay at yours.
...Let us all!
Can I be the best man? I own my own tuxedo.
It's going to be in sunny California, and rish, no tux, man, dik's wearing shorts
So can I be the best man or not?
I'll go tie the cans to dik's hippy van...
I need to know ahead of time as I need permission to leave the state.
Your blowup doll has you whipped, dude
cheeky, fugs, Oranje, rish, hank, captain can come...if it's ok with dik
fuck hank
just kidding hank you can come
Hank, you're invited
well lets talk gifts
Whuh- WHUH- WHAAT!? You take my kids and you don't invite me to the wedding!? Jamiee, you bitch!
Lets invite elpiss. We can use him as a piñata.
Soooooo, we're staying at yours then Jamiee?
^really should have refreshed the page before posting that. Missed a *few* posts...
I'm gonna get jamiee a vibrator so she can at least go to bed satisfied on the honeymoon.
Oh & CONGRATULATIONS!
All the aforementioned brits can stay at my place, Oranje
Asphalt, if you pay all back child support, you can come...so have the check in hand
And if you come fugs, bring your mountain bike, great trails here
1 big check, or a tri-anual payment of .015%? Either one is fine... well except the first one, of course...
I love how this conversation takes place on the thread under a picture of some guys dick.
You would
Every girl's dream, rish
Fact
You love it too, don't you?
Sounds great, when is it taking place?
You can't escape my girth...
I hope you live long together, but not prosper. And after 10 years I hope you communicate via gutteral grunts, and discourteous body gestures. I hope you fuck like rabbits for 3 years, and then only once a month thereafter...as dik realises it's not possible for his slut to be ragging 27 days a month...despite the trash being full of tampon wrappers. I hope you laugh little, and argue often. Communicate badly and make up rarely. I hope you cheat on eachother like it's an Olympic event, and I hope that every dime you earn your bitch has it spent. And go for long walks, on crumbly, short cliff edges. Produce kids who grow to despise you, and your mediocrity...and at least one black kid that dik thinks is his.
If I believe it...I can conceive it, and if karma is watching...my vision will be so...
We're thinking late spring, late in May
Rants can be funny... but homos? They are not... Just walk away little guy... just... walk away...
haha watch me, fugs and cheeks not make it 'cause we get too drunk to be allowed on the plane....at 8am
I wonder who the first fistfight at the wedding reception would be between.
I was almost too drunk to fly to Ireland and I'd only been at the bar for two hours. Carlsberg export and whiskey chasers aren't good first thing...
You, Rish, and some random person
I just found some prices flying from Manchester to LA in may for £66 + taxes!!!!!
Me and the chaplain?
No, you and cheeky, get him back for ruining your fight night.
We're cool now but after a few drinks I may get bitter again.
"I wonder who the first fistfight at the wedding reception would be between."
Me & Asphalt at some point after the wedding.
I got your back. Assfeltch is a douche and needs a beating.
Haha, cool Fugs, I'll be able to tell you in a few weeks a more exact date, I'll pick you up in LA
free ride from the airport too. Ill actually be able to afford this!
can you shoot guns in ur state?
the best thing about airplanes is they'll serve you drinks at any hor of the day..quite a few times i'd be ordering a beer while all the noobs were having coffee
Im shocked Irish, I thought we were like bros. I gave you my kidney back in 'nam!
ya, but I don't have guns, man
But oranjello would get his goofy Brit teeth straightened out regardless
lot's of fun stuff to do here too, I'm right by the beach and it's beautiful weather all year
No problem Oranje, there's plenty of public shooting ranges out there.
Just keep out of the ocean, late spring is when those sharks come back down from the mountains for the mating season.
Asphalt, you would be lucky to land a single punch.
^fast runner
the California Mountain Shark is the only ocean living mammal that actually cannot swim
hahaha
£10 says his speech involves both a shark & Stans stool!
Oh. Can I come? I might be English but I live in the US. Sometimes. Most of the time. And I'm no stranger to LA...and, and, and...
Funny this should turn up today. I have an English colleague out with me today and we were in Pussyhands' territory (Hiawassee, GA) when her b/f rang and asked her to marry him. Today! This evening. Amazing. Just thought you might want to know. She said YES!!!
Congrats you dirty granola grinders.
haha, roland
i don't care if i'm invited.. I'm going.. and since i'm mexican, i'm bring a plate of food home from the reception
It'll probaby be at Taco Bell, anyhows.
If I brought the guns, and an equal amount of patchouli, would they cancel one another out?
We'll have a big BBQ
If its gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
*Makes mental note about mashed potatoes* Does that mean dik will be cooking? *Mental note to hit Sizzler before hand*
charming
I'll be cooking, dik will do the BBQ, he's a pro on the hibachi
*the charming comment was for rish btw
sometimes i call my penis "the Sizzler"
I got the potatoes.
hi jamieepoo. I make a mean chili.
Are you making a pass at the captain?
bring it on, captain
dik has bi-curious fantasies about me.
I'm a charming motherfucker.
Does dik make shrimp sauce for use with his hibachi?
I don't think so, captain
"shrimp sauce" is what jamiee calls dik's semen.
irish can be the doorman..we'll bail him out in a few days
No no. A couple weeks in the Orange County lockup will do him some good.
*ventura county
Sorry, I'm busy doing something that weekend.
there will be other chances to see blue man group
Small cocks disease?
Dont worry, there is a pill for that, called "Nodikatol"
nice to see you comment about a cock..
Facepalmmmmmmmmm
Show us the mouth-to-cock resuscitation technique your "uncle" taught you, CockLickaa!!!
i like perverts
good. That means you like me. nice to meet ya.
Poor li'l fella.
"you shouldn't a done that, he's just a boy"
I like them french fried potaters.
MM-HMM
some people call it a kaiser blade, i call it a slingblade...
he might have had fun some time...
You know, there's just something fucking sad about a person who uses the name of the site in their screen name.
It makes me feel sorry for humanity.
Yeah, I dont recall anyone with a mucho username that hasnt been an annoying ponch
Ponch was annoying, but he was cooler than John.
I would post mine... but i would need 1440 x 900
So it would register a full pixel in the Y direction?
Soooooo, 17" widescreen is all ya got???
19"
Correction: Dual 19"
Guess I'm ahead of the curve.
fake
elchris is going to chip his teeth on the screen.
HAHAHAHAHA
that is actually quite funny
Hahaha.
remember my old screen? ive learnt my lesson
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mushroom mushroom!
badger
Snake, oh Snaaaake!
Loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli
Pedo pedo
can i have your number...
can i have your number...
can i have your number...
can i have your number...
can i have it..
yes you may
it is BR-549
...another challenge to the oldsters on this site...
what WAS the fat retards name?
jreese?
responding to "Morph" -
"mushroom, mushroom"
The doc did a fine job circumcising this dick right?
ok good for you
you hairy fat bitch with a small dick
small even with an erection
ouch. that hurts. Not really. I don't give a sh!!.
I'm a pervert, just a nice one!
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
how does he do that?!
The IM you sent says, "I want to put my *beep* in your *beep* until it bleeds, then *beep* into my hand and rub it all over you, then I will cut off my *beep* and make you eat it."
was that your plan, sir?
Your WHOLE stomach is covered in hair...the whole thing. Good god.
ugh...i noticed that too...as a matter of fact, i couldn't even see this douche bag's ugly cock because i was distracted by his fat hairy belly.
don't you fatties even pretend like you wouldn't do this guy. he's right in your league.
Note to self: never show these two my stomach.
In my mind I picture the ginger hair covering your stomach to be soft and downy...don't ruin it by contradiction.
Well, yes... It is, but it's still hairy.
Awww... Don't worry. Someday you'll hit puberty and it may grow up.
why does this even get posted? theres not anything even remotely remarkable about this picture
Oh pfft. You guys all have penis envy.
This looks yummy. Nice crown. A man's erection is a joy forever.
hmmm, so you are a whore....tits. now.
Why thank you. I'll take that as compliment, itsie-bitsy. ;)
It only took him two months to gather the balls the post it.
I think he's just lonely. Seems like a cry for affection.
Too bad, now go back to your room~
Annnd we still have yet for a female to comment...
You really are quite stupid, aren't you?
Since when did intelligence become a requirement to visit here?
You got me there.
what is "pervert" about that?
I dunno, but it sure is a nice looking cock, don't you agree?
"pervert" in one's (my) desire to show my dick in public or to complete strangers despite such behaviors (in the U.S. anyway) be considered to be deviant and perverted. in essence.....shame of my desires motivated the title. that has to have been TMI. oh well.
No one gives a fuck anymore. Go eat some shit.
mine is so much bigger and girthier.
The girth is what counts....fact!
is that right? is that what counts?
first of all i really don't think you should be using the word "count"
boom!
Im also quite opposed to her using the word "fact". Where sure as shit know shes no good with them.
*we're, dammit.
*we, double dammit!
hahaha fucking english
douche bags the lot of them
Enjoy the UFC last night?
Oranje, you're not helping our cause here.
That really was a dick move, cheeky. You know I enjoy the fights and you intentionally ruined the main event for me. You're a cocksucker.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously though, that guy got hammered
I remember a week or so ago when 1rish spoiled the Kimbo fight for eveybody. Those fights last night were boring anyways. Chris Leben is a faggot with those cornrows.
I didn't realize that the Kimbo fight wasn't live in Cali. cheeky knew I was about to watch the fights and intentionally ruined it for me.
I agree the cornrows were dumb looking but they are necessary when it comes to grappling. Urija Fabur has done them too.
You couldn't have been watching it live then
There lots of fighters with long hair that don't do the cornrows. Leben is just a wigger.
my pubic hair is in cornrows..google it
Of couse I wasn't watching it live, you dumbfuck. I said i was about to watch it after you had already seen it. You're a cocksucker and you know it. I've talked to you off of Mucho and we've been cool and you did that to ruin it for me on purpose.
urkelbot, if I need info about shitty music and growing up poor, I'll let you know. Otherwise shut the fuck up, you know shit about the sport.
I wasn't disagreeing with you, dick.
If you are referring to me, then yes, you are. You are trying to justify what cheeky did by claiming I did the same thing, and then you want to spout off about "lots of fighters..." Plenty of long haired fighters have done the cornrow thing, Evan Tanner, Fabur, and Leben are just a few of them that I can name off the top of my head.
calm down irish you clover sucking leprachon
I'll beat your faggot ass, dik.
no you won't
by the way it's *eat
zaboom
I know lots of fighter do wear them, and lots of fighters don't. I was only pointing out that Chris Leben is a wigger. Sorry your night got ruined, get over it.
My night was far from ruined. It just sucks that someone who I have always been cool with would intentionally fuck up something for me. I would expect that kind of shit from elpiss, and fries-please, but I didn't think cheeky was like that.
i wish i had known i'd have told him too
you can't hang out on the internet ands expect not to hear things..irish go to the back of the site
It wasn't like i was checking out an MMA site. He aimed the comment at me and did it out of malice.
when i was into sports a lot more..if i missed a game or fight and had it taped..i would't watch tv or go on the internet till i watched it..
and any human i interacted with was warned to not tell me or they would upset me
anyway it's not like you're beyond that kind of thing so let it go you cousin-fucking apricot
Me and cheeky just talked. I'm over it we're cool now.
He kept crying like a girl
I was malicious though. Totally aimed at him
Liar
I was a right cunt
About the crying thing.
What do you mean "was"?
I mis-spelled "am" again?
i imagine 1rish1 cries like a girl
i just can't imagine why anyone would do anything like that to irish
I can't either.
STFU faggot. Mo focking Catweazle-looking bag of white dog shit.
can you still get white dog shit ? thats stuffs fucked up
i thought i said one sentence..try again tomorrow
I thought I told you Stan's the man, and you're his fan...all bust up and broken in the garbage can. I hearn he makes you whine, and does your woman fine - when she's had her fill is doggy-dick in dik time.
"does your woman from behind" would have sounded better.
Agreed ^. The doggy doin his 'woman' doggy-style...so poetic. But I can come up with these all day long.
His hair is so 'straw' and his doggy wants more, pounds the piss out his ass while his owner smokes grass. Then he looks all surpised when dik realised, that he hadn't cleaned well...so poor Stanley's cock smelled. Like a Hersheys-covered candy the dog's dick slipped out, and like a pustulated eruption..dik's dick soon got gout.
I got as far as "Agreed".
I really hate that guy.
I got as far as "A"
our own mucho rapper.
and on a coompletely diffrent note. THE FULL KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE!!! http://www.spankwire.com/Kim-Kashardian-and-Ray-J-Sex-Tape/video112650/
on another different note:
who cares about her when you've a Mucho wedding in the works?
...quit confusing fantasy with reality, postal
OI, postedvagina, the full karblabla sex tape is around here somewhere, search for it.