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Someone's Got an Ouchie

I got shot in the torso and I can vouch for the absolute painfulness of this.

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Comments to Someone's Got an Ouchie

  • shitdick1
    shitdick1 2009-04-27T04:07:14Z says:

    NICE CHEST VAG...

    • Suge
      Suge 2009-04-27T04:14:46Z says:

      Id fuck it, though it would be an awkward position.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-04-27T04:22:58Z says:

      he's still alive, so that would be gay.

    • Suge
      Suge 2009-04-27T04:27:10Z says:

      he wouldnt be alive by the time i was done. stick my dick right through his heart

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-04-27T07:48:30Z says:

      it would be gay first

  • ArrogantBastard
    ArrogantBastard 2009-04-27T04:28:09Z says:

    That had to fuckin hurt, i wonder what cause it though, I kinda thinkin it might have been shrapnel. just hope that shit dosent happen to me when im over there.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T04:35:01Z says:

      Seriously, you wonder what caused that?

    • Suge
      Suge 2009-04-27T04:36:27Z says:

      hate. hate caused this.

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T04:47:56Z says:

      looks like he got stabbed with a spear

    • ArrogantBastard
      ArrogantBastard 2009-04-27T04:48:40Z says:

      Its just a wierd wound, dosent look like most injuries ive been trained on. looks very clean cut

    • yak
      yak 2009-04-27T04:52:54Z says:

      this is what happens when you don't get enough vitamin c

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T04:53:52Z says:

      it's from twittering

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T04:55:03Z says:

      Then you haven't been traind for shit. This is textbook right here. Entry at the Adams Apple and the exit is exactly what would be expected. I took a 38 to my left shoulder and the exit hole looked pretty close to this.

    • ArrogantBastard
      ArrogantBastard 2009-04-27T05:02:25Z says:

      Usually what weve been trained to expect to see look ALOT worse than this. im not saying what caused it its wierd, u just dont see many wounds that look that clean cut, usually there alil more nasty lookin, It dosent matter anyway, im infantry not a fuckin medic, they just taught me the basics to keep myself alive till the medic gets there.

    • McWoozy
      McWoozy 2009-04-27T08:00:36Z says:

      i like how irish is desperate for someone to ask him the story of how he got shot so that we all know how hard he is, but no one gives a flying fuck!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-04-27T09:38:29Z says:

      Arrogant, the bullet just skimmed him. In relative terms, he is one lucky bastard.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-27T10:47:11Z says:

      i want to know how you got shot 1rish1.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-27T10:47:24Z says:

      just kidding

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T12:29:58Z says:

      I like how McWoozy thinks he knows shit about shit, because if he actually did he would know that I wasn't gonna tell the story.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-27T12:40:18Z says:

      You got drunk on 4 Zimas and accidentally shot yourself in the ass with a .22 ladypistol. So what?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T12:46:21Z says:

      I had a whole 6 pack.

    • JamieT
      JamieT 2009-04-27T17:36:43Z says:

      Again 1rish1 talks complete shit, trying to make himself look impressive whilst getting himself off. Seriously mate, eat shit.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T17:38:13Z says:

      Hey there, Gaymie. Have you missed me?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T17:38:31Z says:

      I missed you.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-04-27T04:32:14Z says:

    I need another beer!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-04-27T04:55:02Z says:

    irish youre soo tough.


    getting internet shot and all

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-04-27T07:14:57Z says:

      Call of Duty?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-04-27T09:39:02Z says:

      I've been shot 9 time!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T12:32:00Z says:

      Well Morph, I realize that your upbringing was much rougher than mine, what with the chicken shortages and Rodney King riots, so I'll just let you tell us some stories.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-27T12:41:59Z says:

      Fake.
      You copied that idea from my post on the other thread...LA riots btw.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-27T12:42:24Z says:

      ...King was the flimsy excuse to go a'lootin.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T12:45:52Z says:

      No, I didn't.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T12:46:03Z says:

      I don't read your bullshit.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-04-27T12:46:54Z says:

      ^Went looting

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-04-27T12:52:48Z says:

      Damnit...interposting issues

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-04-27T05:38:28Z says:

    it's his magic eye

  • Scarecrow
    Scarecrow 2009-04-27T05:50:23Z says:

    Walk it off, Soldier.

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-04-27T07:02:25Z says:

    paintball asshole with a makeup kit from halloween.

  • BigJohnson110
    BigJohnson110 2009-04-27T10:30:17Z says:

    A wire brush and Dettol will clean that right up and a bit of Persil in a warm wash for the shirt.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-04-27T11:55:00Z says:

    Tits or GTF...oh wait, I see a tit. Ok, cool.

  • dik
    dik 2009-04-27T19:19:10Z says:

    is it dangerous to clean out the inside of my computer while it's running?

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T19:19:46Z says:

      soaked in gasoline?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-27T19:20:56Z says:

      You're supposed to clean the inside of computers?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-04-27T19:37:46Z says:

      Computers have insides?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-04-27T19:39:45Z says:

      There are computers, now?

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T19:41:17Z says:

      mine gets dusty and starts sounding like a lear jet

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T19:42:18Z says:

      i used one of those spray duster things and my vacuum..and yes i inhaled some..it's like i'm walking on sunshine

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-27T19:45:03Z says:

      it starts to make those jet sounds just before the magic smoke is let out, then it becomes a paper weight

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T19:46:56Z says:

      it's quiet now..i really should do it more often

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T19:48:04Z says:

      i don't know how it get's so dirty in there..although i do use my dvd door as an ashtray

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-27T19:54:28Z says:

      come on dik, its a cup holder not an ash tray! Goddammit!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-04-27T20:10:40Z says:

      A cup holder suggests drinking coffee or tea, not beer. Therefore an ashtray is the preferred usage.

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T20:18:44Z says:

      ya

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-27T20:25:44Z says:

      a cup holder suggests any beverage container of your liking, not just tea and fuck coffee :P

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-27T20:54:26Z says:

      and where am i supposed to tap my ashes?

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-27T21:13:03Z says:

      what is wrong with the floor?

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2009-04-27T21:31:41Z says:

      my laptop sounds like a tractor on a cold morning when it starts up - a couple of bangs on the edge of the table shows it who's boss

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-04-27T21:44:56Z says:

      there are a few people here at work that think banging the mouse or keyboard will make the computer work faster or do what they want. I have to calmly tell them that they are only going to tear up the peripherals that way and get nothing accomplished

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2009-04-27T22:26:49Z says:

      they're the same one's who hammer the shit out of lift buttons to make them move faster

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2009-04-27T22:28:24Z says:

      that's "elevator" buttons to you other peasants - you know who you are.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-04-27T22:30:28Z says:

      i like tapping the ashes over my dick. gives it a rambo look

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-04-28T01:16:59Z says:

      dik, you can wash the motherboard in the dishwasher. -I'm absolutely serious. Just use cold water and no soap.

1rish1
posted April 27, 2009

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