Hey, when you become an actor/actress you are selling your body to the public... the age of the actor/actress becomes a non-factor. PLUS I was 8 when that movie came out and she was HOT!!11!!
Disney's the Henry Ford of the new century. But instead of cars, this assembly line produces numb-skulled money hungry crack skanks with low self esteem for all the young women of the world to emulate.
If she even said 'hello' to you you'd get all nervous and go back home to your room and then masturbate to a fantasy about how you had the balls to engage her in a conversation, until your mom called you down for dinner.
There's a difference between being desperate and having impossibly high standards. I've never found freckles or large breasts unattractive. No Smerf jokes, please.
Wanko? No. And you're a cunt that tries to excitedly fuck his mom up the ass when she calls YOU for dinner up from the basement where you daily play your 'dress up Lohan' game on a 40pound 386 'laptop' - and wait 30 minutes for a dot-matrix printoff to save for later use.
That's it...cry it up fuckface! Go sit in the corner of your basement and blub as you clutch your treasured dot-matrix printoff of Luscious Lohan all dressed-up to your liking. When you sink your head in your hands I'm coming over there and smacking you over the head with that 40pound 386 until you learn to lust after a hot chick, or die a very embarrassing death.
OMG you cunt! Do you honestly think that? I was merely continuing the theme - get back to your 3-gram joints, and 3-pound Cheeto tubs. Fuuuuc-kiiiiing-hell. Like um yeah...I totally missed it. Jesus, is there nobody with a mind more advanced than Wanko's 386 around here? Sad smerf, very sad.
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Motorboat!
Isn't that Natalie Portman? She was hot in Leon The Professional.
And she was also only 12 in that movie. Planty, I think we have a playmate for you.
Hey, when you become an actor/actress you are selling your body to the public... the age of the actor/actress becomes a non-factor. PLUS I was 8 when that movie came out and she was HOT!!11!!
It looks nothing like Natalie Portman. Looks more like a young Ally Sheedy with a boyish haircut, which of course it isn't.
Supposedly Lohan is a dyke now. Or maybe she always was. Who the fuck cares, anyway.
The bitches name is Samantha Ronson. Saw her spin at lollapalooza and saw Lohan side stage....I wanted to throw a brick.
why was she spinning?
She's a top.
Spinning records. She's a pretty well known DJ.
No she's not.
Um, yeah...yeah she is. Didn't say she was good, but in the DJ world she is quite known. Fact.
never heard of her
She looks like Sean Young
nice boobs mate.
"If only her balls were as big as her tits"
is it just me or is her right tit hanging half a foot lower than her left?
and this was funnier when i saw it on tmz
She's also leaning a little to her right.
fuck what you heard linday is still fucking hot and fuckable.
agreed!
OI!
Fuck off, cunts. The measure of a woman's beauty is without makeup...and without makeup she is one fugly, freckly, fishy-quimholed, fap-disaster.
Hey, when the lights are out, she looks as good as she feels
Personally, I think she'd end up feeling like a bundle of sticks with 2 water balloons attached, but that has nothing to do with her freckles.
Disney's the Henry Ford of the new century. But instead of cars, this assembly line produces numb-skulled money hungry crack skanks with low self esteem for all the young women of the world to emulate.
Fuck you, Disney.
Disney= Second only to Viacom.
TimeWarner has to fit into that equation somehow.
I'd hit that. Apparently she is addicted to sex. I love whores.
Are they grabbing each other's ass?
yes. they are also dating. look it up
why would i care. i don't know who either of em are and i'm not going to look it up - so there
lindsay doesnt look very nice, but sure i would hit anyone with an bank account like her
I don't know what people bitch about. I would fuck LIndsay Lohan. No doubt about it.
Totally. It's one of my ambitions to get an actress in the ass. Any actress. Katherine Manheim if need be.
Again, fuck all y'all. I'd hit it...with a 'get fucking better looking and less freckly' bat. Desperate cunts.
If she even said 'hello' to you you'd get all nervous and go back home to your room and then masturbate to a fantasy about how you had the balls to engage her in a conversation, until your mom called you down for dinner.
There's a difference between being desperate and having impossibly high standards. I've never found freckles or large breasts unattractive. No Smerf jokes, please.
Wanko? No. And you're a cunt that tries to excitedly fuck his mom up the ass when she calls YOU for dinner up from the basement where you daily play your 'dress up Lohan' game on a 40pound 386 'laptop' - and wait 30 minutes for a dot-matrix printoff to save for later use.
Whammy.
Oh no, not freckles!!! She's hideous!
Dumbass.
Oh no, you've insulted my computer! I'll just go cry now.
Hold me hank... hold me...
Agh fuck off hank, I was just kidding.
no whammy
That's it...cry it up fuckface! Go sit in the corner of your basement and blub as you clutch your treasured dot-matrix printoff of Luscious Lohan all dressed-up to your liking. When you sink your head in your hands I'm coming over there and smacking you over the head with that 40pound 386 until you learn to lust after a hot chick, or die a very embarrassing death.
*woosh* Did you see that? That was sarcasm, flying right over your head!
OMG you cunt! Do you honestly think that? I was merely continuing the theme - get back to your 3-gram joints, and 3-pound Cheeto tubs. Fuuuuc-kiiiiing-hell. Like um yeah...I totally missed it. Jesus, is there nobody with a mind more advanced than Wanko's 386 around here? Sad smerf, very sad.
Wow, you really can't come up with anything new, can you?
You are failure incarnate.
I also like what she sees.
supposedly, this bitch is and Lindsey are getting married or something retarded like that.
when you see it you'll shit bricks...the second female that is.
Lindsay Whorehan