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How could this kid win any contest??? I´m still wondering if he is just a little strange or a result of inbreed. At least he is a good example why not everybody should have the right to homeschool children. Finally I ask myself how the anchorwoman managed not to become sarcastic...

spelling genius

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Comments to spelling genius

  • Snotcricket
    Snotcricket 2007-06-12T04:05:55Z says:

    He'll get all the chicks!

    • dirty-vik
      dirty-vik 2007-06-12T16:31:03Z says:

      oh man i would so kick his ass and chuck him in the mud. ps. CNN sucks

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-06-13T02:19:46Z says:

      Fuck you O'Reilly gamecock. CNN beats Fox and its self-hating Asians with corpses from internment camps.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-06-13T09:13:19Z says:

      He'll get all the chicks!

      Then the F.B.I. profilers will finally catch up with him. He'll take two agents out and wound three others before ultimately falling before a massive fusillade of high-power rifle fire.
      He will be sorely missed.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T10:00:22Z says:

      he'll confuse them by spelling incredibly large words, before laying the smackdown on 'em with his retard strentgh.

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-06-12T04:14:09Z says:

    So from now on, when any of you ask me a question, I'm just gonna answer like this kid....."uya". That was hot!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T11:03:18Z says:

      lmao, he really made it hard for her, giving half answers, stirring confusion.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-06-12T04:14:33Z says:

    lets go play D&D guys! get the mountain dew and cheetos!

    • short
      short 2007-06-12T06:21:26Z says:

      I'll bring my d20

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-06-12T07:12:43Z says:

      I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard...

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-06-12T07:13:42Z says:

      ...see you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.

    • short
      short 2007-06-12T08:09:23Z says:

      I just put all my points into Charisma

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-12T09:50:46Z says:

      Heh, Stephen Lynch.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T10:05:02Z says:

      I miss D&D.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-12T16:20:54Z says:

      Punch you in the junk, +3 damage.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T17:29:15Z says:

      CRITICAL HIT! CLEAVE!!!!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-12T17:58:57Z says:

      I've never played D&D! All of you nerds aren't even cool enough to ......I don't know, do something cool.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T18:14:49Z says:

      Don't I know it.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-12T18:27:46Z says:

      I've never played it, I just like to laugh at the kids at my school who do. Common signs of a D&D nerd are the following :
      1. Listens to only Korn and/or NIN
      2. Greasy everywhere, they hardly bathe
      3. Many frequent this site.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T18:38:20Z says:

      Well, all I can tell you is: most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives. Who knew imagination and communication skills would translate into something in the real world? Huh.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-06-13T01:00:48Z says:

      just what the fuck is D&D?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T06:45:23Z says:

      dungeons and dragons?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-06-13T18:27:47Z says:

      I meant the D&D kids nowadays. i wasnt there for your generation.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T18:36:59Z says:

      "most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives." that means that it could be the same this time. get it nixon?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-13T18:45:29Z says:

      Don't kid yourself Vic...

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-06-12T05:00:04Z says:

    Nice to see what the scumfuck traitors at CNN are wasting air time with, while actual news stories go ignored. This probably immediately preceded 720 minutes of continuous coverage of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

    • Mothh
      Mothh 2007-06-12T08:45:44Z says:

      Yeah, because only what YOU care about is of importance to this country. Hell, I don't know why they don't call it TGNN.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-06-12T10:02:30Z says:

      CNN news is the best, but FOX does have some hot anchor women

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T14:20:49Z says:

      The people can't bear to hear actual news. It would hurt them. Hell, I think some of them dropped dead from heart attacks when the kid denied that he had a tuna sub before the competition. Their little feeble minds couldn't process it. "But... but... I thought the tuna sub was his brainfood... I don't understand... he didn't eat one?... OH GOD WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY LIED TO BE ABOUT!"

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-12T16:16:56Z says:

      So, Mothh, you're actually going to argue that a jovial talk with a pre-teen regarding a spelling bee should preempt national and international news that ends up going totally ignored? Obviously you have no idea what real news is or should be like.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T16:23:26Z says:

      wanko, stop it, i'm starting to wet myself laughing!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T16:24:06Z says:

      "well, uya, uh, i don't know what my mom said to me, i wasn't there, you should ask her, uya!!"

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-12T16:38:59Z says:

      thats right tired guy... but fox news is worse, they are all nut jobs

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-12T16:39:10Z says:

      Fucking funny. The video and the comments.

    • Mothh
      Mothh 2007-06-13T09:49:47Z says:

      No TG, I think a 24 hour news channel has a lot of time to report on a wide variety of stories. Not every story has to be about the Bush administration or which one of our constitutional rights we are losing tomorrow.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-13T17:38:56Z says:

      wanko what u said about 6 comments up is exactly true man.. excellent illustration

  • zpyro4035
    zpyro4035 2007-06-12T05:41:08Z says:

    Tell him to spell vagina. He'll reply "Is that french?...Are you saying vagIna or vaGina?... S-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g-i-l-l-n-e-v-e-r-e-v-e-r-e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e-i-n-m-y-l-i-f-e."

    • SavageHenry
      SavageHenry 2007-06-12T06:14:24Z says:

      Wrong you forgot the 5 exclamation points at the end ...here have a subway tuna sub... gurf

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-06-12T06:07:30Z says:

    lol what a fucking geek.Someone needs to rob him of his lunch money then go buy some weed

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T11:05:32Z says:

      yeah that's what the world needs right now!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-12T16:39:49Z says:

      It's what I need.

    • Liquid
      Liquid 2007-06-12T17:28:40Z says:

      You'd better ask my mom !

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T06:46:03Z says:

      i raped your mom. is that the same?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T10:01:20Z says:

      i'm sorry, i take that back. i didn't mean to talk bad about your mother. please don't hurt me!

  • SavageHenry
    SavageHenry 2007-06-12T06:13:29Z says:

    Wow... Those spelling Bee Kids are quite the selection of humanity eh... Sorta like many MS'ers

    • Snotcricket
      Snotcricket 2007-06-12T18:03:35Z says:

      Yes and No! While this kid excels in something mundane like spelling, MS'ers excel in other things mundane...like carrying a flaming bing cherry between their ass cheeks and dropping it into a mayonnaise jar.

  • c00k13puss
    c00k13puss 2007-06-12T06:22:59Z says:

    that reporter showed her own intelligence there too..

  • CockSuckinMotherFuckin
    CockSuckinMotherFuckin 2007-06-12T07:11:30Z says:

    fuck! i watched like 10 seconds and had to turn it off. I dont know what it is about huge doofus's like this kid and hank but i cant stand to watch them do their thing it makes me sad. I can watch beheadings, burnt penis's and poo on the head but watching nerds in action is just sick.

    • master-zebulon
      master-zebulon 2007-06-12T07:50:05Z says:

      oh mate, you missed the end. it was so choice. and really awkward for everyone involved. including me

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-12T16:41:37Z says:

      Hey, I'm not a doofus. I can spell skomberday, or was it scombirdee?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T06:46:56Z says:

      scomberdae! oh, well i thought you said 'scomberdae', not 'scombridae' teehee lol!

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-06-12T07:50:23Z says:

    i bet his parents assfist him everyday

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-06-12T07:54:37Z says:

    how king isnt this guy.....spelling rulez!!

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-06-12T07:54:52Z says:

    except my poor spelling hehehe

  • dik
    dik 2007-06-12T09:47:04Z says:

    pretty sure i could beat this kid in a bare knukler

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T10:07:04Z says:

      Please do.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T11:09:52Z says:

      a bare knuckler? as in bare knuckle fight?

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-12T11:14:40Z says:

      what the hell else did u think i was talkin about u mind in the gutter sonofabitch?

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-12T11:15:33Z says:

      thanks vic now i've got all sorts of sick knuckle sex goin through my head

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T16:25:07Z says:

      it was my pleasure.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T10:15:57Z says:

    Yes, let's homeschool the little fella, because developing social skills is clearly fucking overrated.

    Yay! You can spell lots of words! Good for you... so can my computer. Have fun living with your mom until she dies, buddy.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-12T10:24:47Z says:

      exactly what i was thinkin...like hes never been outa the fuckin house...so rudeness just isnt even a factor..that reporter seemed like she was hiding the fact that she thought he was a prick too

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T11:14:22Z says:

      after she dies he'll probably go all ed gein on her..

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T12:13:45Z says:

      Yeah but that bitch was just fucking stupid. If he had more social skills he would have just said "hey beautiful" and she everyone could be happy in a mindless retard way.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-12T16:45:06Z says:

      Yes, no social skills. I'm very polite and sociable when I torture small animals in the park. It creates a good atmosphere.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-06-12T16:46:05Z says:

      wanko you suck but your right

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-12T18:09:13Z says:

      My best friend was home schooled. He's not a dork, but he is, at best a fucking asshole. He has no concept of compromise. If things don't go his way he freaks out. He once shot up his aunts car with a shotgun.......while she was in it.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T18:21:15Z says:

      Lol. That's my point. Social skills. Utilizing a shotgun... not so much with the social skills.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T18:27:14Z says:

      Sorry to go on... but that's just it. It's not what you learn IN school, it's what you learn while you're around school. Those school yard compromises. Like.. do I let this thing go or get in a fight with Biff? These are important skills.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-12T18:28:51Z says:

      It was pretty funny, after...
      I wanted to yell "knock it off!!!", but, well, he was shooting at his aunt with a shotgun, so I opted to keep quiet.

    • z4ck
      z4ck 2007-06-12T23:27:23Z says:

      yeah Balls, cuz most MS members have such great social skills right LMAO.
      Isn't MS about who has the funniest/sickest comment ?! And the best at that, guys that are "teh intraweb Rambos" here also really suck at real life...thats it im outta here.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-06-13T01:05:32Z says:

      seems to me some people that aren't home schooled shoot up schools with shotguns

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T06:48:34Z says:

      sasquatch is speaking the truth!

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-13T17:43:41Z says:

      sasquai never lie

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T18:38:52Z says:

      is that plural?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-13T18:46:17Z says:

      I would say "sasquatches" myself.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-14T16:06:08Z says:

      fuck u guys i was tryin to sound smart

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-12T10:38:54Z says:

    She could have burst his bubble real quick on air. "So how does it feel to have your life peak before even starting adult life?"

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-12T11:11:50Z says:

      i bet the words "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" went through her head

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T14:24:22Z says:

      He would just have answered "how does it feel to know that a fucking 9 year old is smarter than you could ever be? Oh, don't answer that, you've strained yourself enough trying to pronounce my name and asking about tuna subs. I wouldn't want you to get a wrinkle or gray hair that would end your career."

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-12T16:46:19Z says:

      He wouldn't have said that.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T19:35:45Z says:

      I cut out the "hmm" and "ayu" parts for readability.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-13T01:00:07Z says:

      I would put more money on the reporter having the gift of gab over our little, sheltered, home-schooled lad.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-13T01:20:54Z says:

      Maybe he would have just whipped it out and started jacking off.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-13T01:21:02Z says:

      Actions speak louder than words.

  • fastmx5
    fastmx5 2007-06-12T10:42:06Z says:

    is this going to be his 'last post for a while'?

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-06-12T11:09:21Z says:

    hahaha that little flinch on 2:45 when he got it wrong.. too good!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T11:22:20Z says:

      That was my big lol moment too.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T10:02:35Z says:

      he was utterly shocked :D

  • Odds
    Odds 2007-06-12T12:09:15Z says:

    "Ding" means he's wrong.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-12T12:15:31Z says:

      hopefully she was mockin him...i think this douche might be autistic

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-12T16:26:55Z says:

      that thought has crossed my mind too..

    • yak
      yak 2007-06-12T17:05:09Z says:

      you would figure "ding" would mean right... and "buzz" means wrong like in such shows as price is right.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-06-13T01:47:07Z says:

      i have heard that he has asperger's, but he is still a fucking 'tard.

  • dik
    dik 2007-06-12T12:14:44Z says:

    he'll make a great fuckin jerk someday

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T14:25:02Z says:

      "Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-06-12T16:48:35Z says:

      Meat as meat. But, seriously, this kid is fucking cool! Who needs social skills? They are way overrated. I go for days only talking to myself and hitting my dog.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-12T17:32:06Z says:

      Lol, hank.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T19:36:55Z says:

      Call her your bitch, hank. Then people will think you gots yourself a ho.

  • Cryzk
    Cryzk 2007-06-12T17:36:54Z says:

    SCOMBRIDAE

  • ixsx
    ixsx 2007-06-12T18:08:12Z says:

    autistic. I am talking about the woman though

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-06-12T19:15:24Z says:

    Hes home schooled so that way the other kids don't make fun of him when his mom is breastfeeding him while fondling his genitals

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-12T19:37:55Z says:

      Jealous bastards.

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-06-12T21:44:22Z says:

    No wonder he's home schooled. If he went to public school he'd get the shit whipped out of him. Damn what a geek.

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-06-13T00:02:50Z says:

    Asberger's Syndrome.

  • thorvalethered
    thorvalethered 2007-06-13T03:17:51Z says:

    What an autistic faggot, e should be killed. The funy thing is my roommate is just like this, acting above everyone else and he's ADDICTED to fucking world of warcraft. Fucking cunt...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T15:53:45Z says:

      all autistic people should be killed?

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-13T16:06:52Z says:

      ya autistic people are known for their arrogance....dummy

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T18:54:02Z says:

      duh, isn't that what all autistivc people do?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T18:54:19Z says:

      let's kill those arrogant bastards!

  • Onslaught
    Onslaught 2007-06-13T17:32:23Z says:

    He spells like rainman and the reason he likes homeschool his mom gives him "special treats"

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-13T17:44:49Z says:

      did u proofread that? go to school dimwit

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-13T17:45:13Z says:

      at least he's not a juggaloo

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-06-13T18:04:42Z says:

      Me. Hate. Onslaught. Too.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-13T18:49:43Z says:

      Onslaught's obviously a saddist. He keeps comming back...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-06-13T18:55:44Z says:

      "no one will accept me!! i know, i will start my own little group of outcasts!"

  • SwineAvionics
    SwineAvionics 2007-06-14T02:27:35Z says:

    00:07 kid owns woman. bet shes thinkin "you little prick"

  • SwineAvionics
    SwineAvionics 2007-06-14T02:28:47Z says:

    then she gives the word for him to spell with a shit face grin on her face.

  • jqh88
    jqh88 2007-06-14T07:50:36Z says:

    I actually love this kid's responses, they're the perfect responses to that patronizing bitch. All our social skills would make it difficult for us to just ignore her stupid questions like that, whereas he probably doesn't even realize he's doing it. If we have less patronizing conversations, maybe we'll actually start having some real conversations with each other.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-14T16:09:18Z says:

      your right...my balls itch with delight fuckhead

  • junebugg
    junebugg 2007-06-29T15:25:42Z says:

    is he the fuckin rain man?

JimPanse
posted June 12, 2007

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