How could this kid win any contest??? I´m still wondering if he is just a little strange or a result of inbreed. At least he is a good example why not everybody should have the right to homeschool children. Finally I ask myself how the anchorwoman managed not to become sarcastic...
Then the F.B.I. profilers will finally catch up with him. He'll take two agents out and wound three others before ultimately falling before a massive fusillade of high-power rifle fire.
He will be sorely missed.
I've never played it, I just like to laugh at the kids at my school who do. Common signs of a D&D nerd are the following :
1. Listens to only Korn and/or NIN
2. Greasy everywhere, they hardly bathe
3. Many frequent this site.
Well, all I can tell you is: most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives. Who knew imagination and communication skills would translate into something in the real world? Huh.
"most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives." that means that it could be the same this time. get it nixon?
Nice to see what the scumfuck traitors at CNN are wasting air time with, while actual news stories go ignored. This probably immediately preceded 720 minutes of continuous coverage of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
The people can't bear to hear actual news. It would hurt them. Hell, I think some of them dropped dead from heart attacks when the kid denied that he had a tuna sub before the competition. Their little feeble minds couldn't process it. "But... but... I thought the tuna sub was his brainfood... I don't understand... he didn't eat one?... OH GOD WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY LIED TO BE ABOUT!"
So, Mothh, you're actually going to argue that a jovial talk with a pre-teen regarding a spelling bee should preempt national and international news that ends up going totally ignored? Obviously you have no idea what real news is or should be like.
No TG, I think a 24 hour news channel has a lot of time to report on a wide variety of stories. Not every story has to be about the Bush administration or which one of our constitutional rights we are losing tomorrow.
Tell him to spell vagina. He'll reply "Is that french?...Are you saying vagIna or vaGina?... S-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g-i-l-l-n-e-v-e-r-e-v-e-r-e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e-i-n-m-y-l-i-f-e."
Yes and No! While this kid excels in something mundane like spelling, MS'ers excel in other things mundane...like carrying a flaming bing cherry between their ass cheeks and dropping it into a mayonnaise jar.
fuck! i watched like 10 seconds and had to turn it off. I dont know what it is about huge doofus's like this kid and hank but i cant stand to watch them do their thing it makes me sad. I can watch beheadings, burnt penis's and poo on the head but watching nerds in action is just sick.
exactly what i was thinkin...like hes never been outa the fuckin house...so rudeness just isnt even a factor..that reporter seemed like she was hiding the fact that she thought he was a prick too
Yeah but that bitch was just fucking stupid. If he had more social skills he would have just said "hey beautiful" and she everyone could be happy in a mindless retard way.
My best friend was home schooled. He's not a dork, but he is, at best a fucking asshole. He has no concept of compromise. If things don't go his way he freaks out. He once shot up his aunts car with a shotgun.......while she was in it.
Sorry to go on... but that's just it. It's not what you learn IN school, it's what you learn while you're around school. Those school yard compromises. Like.. do I let this thing go or get in a fight with Biff? These are important skills.
yeah Balls, cuz most MS members have such great social skills right LMAO.
Isn't MS about who has the funniest/sickest comment ?! And the best at that, guys that are "teh intraweb Rambos" here also really suck at real life...thats it im outta here.
He would just have answered "how does it feel to know that a fucking 9 year old is smarter than you could ever be? Oh, don't answer that, you've strained yourself enough trying to pronounce my name and asking about tuna subs. I wouldn't want you to get a wrinkle or gray hair that would end your career."
Meat as meat. But, seriously, this kid is fucking cool! Who needs social skills? They are way overrated. I go for days only talking to myself and hitting my dog.
What an autistic faggot, e should be killed. The funy thing is my roommate is just like this, acting above everyone else and he's ADDICTED to fucking world of warcraft. Fucking cunt...
I actually love this kid's responses, they're the perfect responses to that patronizing bitch. All our social skills would make it difficult for us to just ignore her stupid questions like that, whereas he probably doesn't even realize he's doing it. If we have less patronizing conversations, maybe we'll actually start having some real conversations with each other.
Comments to spelling genius
He'll get all the chicks!
oh man i would so kick his ass and chuck him in the mud. ps. CNN sucks
Fuck you O'Reilly gamecock. CNN beats Fox and its self-hating Asians with corpses from internment camps.
He'll get all the chicks!
Then the F.B.I. profilers will finally catch up with him. He'll take two agents out and wound three others before ultimately falling before a massive fusillade of high-power rifle fire.
He will be sorely missed.
he'll confuse them by spelling incredibly large words, before laying the smackdown on 'em with his retard strentgh.
So from now on, when any of you ask me a question, I'm just gonna answer like this kid....."uya". That was hot!
lmao, he really made it hard for her, giving half answers, stirring confusion.
lets go play D&D guys! get the mountain dew and cheetos!
I'll bring my d20
I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard...
...see you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
I just put all my points into Charisma
Heh, Stephen Lynch.
I miss D&D.
Punch you in the junk, +3 damage.
CRITICAL HIT! CLEAVE!!!!
I've never played D&D! All of you nerds aren't even cool enough to ......I don't know, do something cool.
Don't I know it.
I've never played it, I just like to laugh at the kids at my school who do. Common signs of a D&D nerd are the following :
1. Listens to only Korn and/or NIN
2. Greasy everywhere, they hardly bathe
3. Many frequent this site.
Well, all I can tell you is: most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives. Who knew imagination and communication skills would translate into something in the real world? Huh.
just what the fuck is D&D?
dungeons and dragons?
I meant the D&D kids nowadays. i wasnt there for your generation.
"most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives." that means that it could be the same this time. get it nixon?
Don't kid yourself Vic...
Nice to see what the scumfuck traitors at CNN are wasting air time with, while actual news stories go ignored. This probably immediately preceded 720 minutes of continuous coverage of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah, because only what YOU care about is of importance to this country. Hell, I don't know why they don't call it TGNN.
CNN news is the best, but FOX does have some hot anchor women
The people can't bear to hear actual news. It would hurt them. Hell, I think some of them dropped dead from heart attacks when the kid denied that he had a tuna sub before the competition. Their little feeble minds couldn't process it. "But... but... I thought the tuna sub was his brainfood... I don't understand... he didn't eat one?... OH GOD WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY LIED TO BE ABOUT!"
So, Mothh, you're actually going to argue that a jovial talk with a pre-teen regarding a spelling bee should preempt national and international news that ends up going totally ignored? Obviously you have no idea what real news is or should be like.
wanko, stop it, i'm starting to wet myself laughing!!
"well, uya, uh, i don't know what my mom said to me, i wasn't there, you should ask her, uya!!"
thats right tired guy... but fox news is worse, they are all nut jobs
Fucking funny. The video and the comments.
No TG, I think a 24 hour news channel has a lot of time to report on a wide variety of stories. Not every story has to be about the Bush administration or which one of our constitutional rights we are losing tomorrow.
wanko what u said about 6 comments up is exactly true man.. excellent illustration
Tell him to spell vagina. He'll reply "Is that french?...Are you saying vagIna or vaGina?... S-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g-i-l-l-n-e-v-e-r-e-v-e-r-e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e-i-n-m-y-l-i-f-e."
Wrong you forgot the 5 exclamation points at the end ...here have a subway tuna sub... gurf
lol what a fucking geek.Someone needs to rob him of his lunch money then go buy some weed
yeah that's what the world needs right now!
It's what I need.
You'd better ask my mom !
i raped your mom. is that the same?
i'm sorry, i take that back. i didn't mean to talk bad about your mother. please don't hurt me!
Wow... Those spelling Bee Kids are quite the selection of humanity eh... Sorta like many MS'ers
Yes and No! While this kid excels in something mundane like spelling, MS'ers excel in other things mundane...like carrying a flaming bing cherry between their ass cheeks and dropping it into a mayonnaise jar.
that reporter showed her own intelligence there too..
fuck! i watched like 10 seconds and had to turn it off. I dont know what it is about huge doofus's like this kid and hank but i cant stand to watch them do their thing it makes me sad. I can watch beheadings, burnt penis's and poo on the head but watching nerds in action is just sick.
oh mate, you missed the end. it was so choice. and really awkward for everyone involved. including me
Hey, I'm not a doofus. I can spell skomberday, or was it scombirdee?
scomberdae! oh, well i thought you said 'scomberdae', not 'scombridae' teehee lol!
i bet his parents assfist him everyday
I know I would.
how king isnt this guy.....spelling rulez!!
except my poor spelling hehehe
pretty sure i could beat this kid in a bare knukler
Please do.
a bare knuckler? as in bare knuckle fight?
what the hell else did u think i was talkin about u mind in the gutter sonofabitch?
thanks vic now i've got all sorts of sick knuckle sex goin through my head
it was my pleasure.
Yes, let's homeschool the little fella, because developing social skills is clearly fucking overrated.
Yay! You can spell lots of words! Good for you... so can my computer. Have fun living with your mom until she dies, buddy.
exactly what i was thinkin...like hes never been outa the fuckin house...so rudeness just isnt even a factor..that reporter seemed like she was hiding the fact that she thought he was a prick too
after she dies he'll probably go all ed gein on her..
Yeah but that bitch was just fucking stupid. If he had more social skills he would have just said "hey beautiful" and she everyone could be happy in a mindless retard way.
Yes, no social skills. I'm very polite and sociable when I torture small animals in the park. It creates a good atmosphere.
wanko you suck but your right
My best friend was home schooled. He's not a dork, but he is, at best a fucking asshole. He has no concept of compromise. If things don't go his way he freaks out. He once shot up his aunts car with a shotgun.......while she was in it.
Lol. That's my point. Social skills. Utilizing a shotgun... not so much with the social skills.
Sorry to go on... but that's just it. It's not what you learn IN school, it's what you learn while you're around school. Those school yard compromises. Like.. do I let this thing go or get in a fight with Biff? These are important skills.
It was pretty funny, after...
I wanted to yell "knock it off!!!", but, well, he was shooting at his aunt with a shotgun, so I opted to keep quiet.
yeah Balls, cuz most MS members have such great social skills right LMAO.
Isn't MS about who has the funniest/sickest comment ?! And the best at that, guys that are "teh intraweb Rambos" here also really suck at real life...thats it im outta here.
seems to me some people that aren't home schooled shoot up schools with shotguns
sasquatch is speaking the truth!
sasquai never lie
is that plural?
I would say "sasquatches" myself.
fuck u guys i was tryin to sound smart
She could have burst his bubble real quick on air. "So how does it feel to have your life peak before even starting adult life?"
i bet the words "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" went through her head
He would just have answered "how does it feel to know that a fucking 9 year old is smarter than you could ever be? Oh, don't answer that, you've strained yourself enough trying to pronounce my name and asking about tuna subs. I wouldn't want you to get a wrinkle or gray hair that would end your career."
He wouldn't have said that.
I cut out the "hmm" and "ayu" parts for readability.
I would put more money on the reporter having the gift of gab over our little, sheltered, home-schooled lad.
Maybe he would have just whipped it out and started jacking off.
Actions speak louder than words.
is this going to be his 'last post for a while'?
hahaha that little flinch on 2:45 when he got it wrong.. too good!
That was my big lol moment too.
he was utterly shocked :D
"Ding" means he's wrong.
hopefully she was mockin him...i think this douche might be autistic
that thought has crossed my mind too..
you would figure "ding" would mean right... and "buzz" means wrong like in such shows as price is right.
i have heard that he has asperger's, but he is still a fucking 'tard.
he'll make a great fuckin jerk someday
"Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"
Meat as meat. But, seriously, this kid is fucking cool! Who needs social skills? They are way overrated. I go for days only talking to myself and hitting my dog.
Lol, hank.
Call her your bitch, hank. Then people will think you gots yourself a ho.
SCOMBRIDAE
autistic. I am talking about the woman though
Hes home schooled so that way the other kids don't make fun of him when his mom is breastfeeding him while fondling his genitals
Jealous bastards.
No wonder he's home schooled. If he went to public school he'd get the shit whipped out of him. Damn what a geek.
Asberger's Syndrome.
What an autistic faggot, e should be killed. The funy thing is my roommate is just like this, acting above everyone else and he's ADDICTED to fucking world of warcraft. Fucking cunt...
all autistic people should be killed?
ya autistic people are known for their arrogance....dummy
duh, isn't that what all autistivc people do?
let's kill those arrogant bastards!
He spells like rainman and the reason he likes homeschool his mom gives him "special treats"
did u proofread that? go to school dimwit
at least he's not a juggaloo
Me. Hate. Onslaught. Too.
Onslaught's obviously a saddist. He keeps comming back...
"no one will accept me!! i know, i will start my own little group of outcasts!"
00:07 kid owns woman. bet shes thinkin "you little prick"
then she gives the word for him to spell with a shit face grin on her face.
I actually love this kid's responses, they're the perfect responses to that patronizing bitch. All our social skills would make it difficult for us to just ignore her stupid questions like that, whereas he probably doesn't even realize he's doing it. If we have less patronizing conversations, maybe we'll actually start having some real conversations with each other.
your right...my balls itch with delight fuckhead
is he the fuckin rain man?