Spider Machine
It would be even better if it could climb.
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That is the absolutely coolest fucking thing I have ever fucking seen.
yep. that guy deserves 3 hookers and a cookie
Nutty you stingy git, it deserves at least 4 hookers and 2 cookies.
The average price of a hooker is $300. The average price of an Oreo cookie is about 18 cents. So, if this man hadn't built his spider robot for $15,000 he could have porked 49 hookers and still had enough money for 1,659 cookies.... food for thought.
The average price of a hooker is whatever she needs to get another rock of crack, Bradicus. I used to live next to a couple of crackhouses and one hooker even had the balls to knock on my door and offer me a blowjob for $9 once. Now, if only she had looked like she was worth $9.... You've been watching too many movies. But don't worry, I have a feeling that you will become very familiar with hooker pricing soon.
i would buy hookers and liquor for all the money.
Yeah, of course.
give me the money and i show you.
Meh. The Empire's have lasers.
You would probably only get through like 49 nine dollar hookers anyways before the syphilis you got from the first ate your brain.
bradicus, did u say "porked"? have u ever been laid?
quite a non-sequitur jabberkock, trying to make a name, huh? weak.
A blowjob for 9 dollars?? I will take 2 please. What? You will throw in HIV for no extra charge? Deal!!
a condom and the risk of std:s is minimal
"And now I shall go and rush my opponent's base."
Very impressive although the legs just seem to work on a crankshaft.
Maybe a little rubber pad under each foot, for better grip and a little quieter ride. Then its off to terrorize the neighborhood.
probably smoother and faster too. then he just needs to paint it balck, market it, and put the airlines out of business. hahahaha.. . oops.
impressive, anyone remember the giant spider from "Wild Wild West"?
omg i was going to say that before i even watched the vid. i thought, "oh no one saw that shitty movie..."
Everyone saw it. Most of us repressed the memory.
The only thing worth remembering from that movie was Selma Hayek.
hmmm. if i had 15,000 dollars, nine months to plan, and six moths to build i wouldn't build that p.o.s. that thing sux
Its not that you wouldnt build it, Its that your mind lacks the mechanical inclination to handle anything other than using a keyboard to download porn.
its so practical, lets mass produce it...
Yeah, it will replace the wheelchair within 2 years.
They need to make robots with eight legs for better stability. Fuck this humanoid shit, I want to see some all-terrain mech thing
Screw that, I wanna see how it does off road, going through the woods and shit.
True. At least the friction at the feet would be high enough to move with a decent speed.
for $15,000 and 9 months in man hours, I want one of two things:
1) A smoother ride or,
2) A mini-gun.
i vote mini-gun. it seemed like a pretty smooth ride to me
more practical too.
Amen on the mini-gun. And at least spring another $50 for some old tire rubber on the bottom of the feet, less noise, more traction.
fukn stoners. put a v8 in it, lower it, and have spider drags! BWOOOOAAAARRR tiktaktiktaktiktak!!
Fuck cars, we have spiders now.
That guy is the ballz! The Claude Ballz!