he wouldn't piss out of a half dumbass...unless of course he didn't cut the veins in half...he would then piss out of the middle if the veins were split but it depends...Of course I'm speaking from experiance...
I wonder what inspired him to do this. Or, if he was inspired by a pic of someone else doing it, then what inspired the first person who decided to cut their dick in half.
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I guess we know today's theme by now..
That would hurt so bad when he pissed.
Which half would he piss out of though?
he wouldn't piss out of a half dumbass...unless of course he didn't cut the veins in half...he would then piss out of the middle if the veins were split but it depends...Of course I'm speaking from experiance...
It looks like it is split down the middle. He would piss from where the split starts.
imagine going to the doctor for a checkup and having to explain this.
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I wonder what inspired him to do this. Or, if he was inspired by a pic of someone else doing it, then what inspired the first person who decided to cut their dick in half.
do you suffer from split ends?
i dare you to fap while staring at this picture ;/
i can't... im afraid i'll split it now
...I can spread my arse cheeks!
What's that purple thing below the start of the split?! Is that. Is that bacon?
At least he shaves his pubes.
Anyone want an animated gif of a guy like this cumming?
yes, submit it. it'll have to wait to be approved til animations aren't stripped out of the image when viewing though :(
I don't even want to ask.
No thank you ma'am.
hare, the animated gif of the girl you sent in is actually in a video thats going up tomorrow.. its a "collection" :P
this picture is painful to look at....
now every time i see someone split and grill a sausage, i will think of this. a little grilled onions, maybe some chili and we have the "umm special"
i bet this guy pisses like a girl.
he does now.
Now he can clap with his dick.