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Spoiled BitchIf this kid was mine I'd cut her off without a penny. The spoiled cunt. |
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Stupid bitch, that is a fucking Lexus. You know what my parents bought me for my birthday? New shoes and said I fuckin' can walk.
Pfft, you know what my parents bought me for my birthday? A pig. They said raise it, and then you can tan the leather to make your own fucking shoes.
You don't know who your parents are, do you?
Were they the people who sold your mom into the harem of the Sheik of UE?
BTW, I guess a belated thanks is in order for the pig, which unfortunately your mom was not worth more than.
No, obviously since they were your parents, they sold you, dumbass. And do you mean the UAE, cause that's a group of like 6 or so sheikdoms. Which one were you raped, I mean raised, in?
But how could they have Hank, by your own words I didn't know them. I only knew of them, and all I knew, besides that they were white slave traders, was that they kept some kind of a failed abortion from one of their whores as a pet, and raised it as a cat, eventually selling it to Japan as a curiosity to be shat on.
You don't know them because they sold you as a baby, you fucking moron. Are you really that stupid? And how do you 'raise something as a cat'? Your disses are getter dumber and dumber. Please try harder.
Righhhhht, my insults are getting dumber. Please, hit me with the "slimy snail" insult again.
Right, from dumb to dumber. And I never said slimy snail. I called your momma a slimy sloth. Me making one lame comment does not negate you being an annoying, unfunny, assfuck. You ant in a stack.
One lame comment Hank? One?
I feel like I can insult Hank now by just holding out my hands, like in the Simpsons, and saying "Commonnn, commonnn."
I don't believe an assfuck can be both annoying and unfunny, maybe one at a time.
And "ant in a stack"? That's pretty lame.
8===========D
You are very rame. Please cut off all your fingers, plant them in the ground like magic beans, and if a giant greencock sprouts the next day, choke on it, you fucking Jack-off.
Your lame count has just increased by +1.
You are so my bitch now Hank. You are like the bitch who keeps shooting her mouth off, but when I say suck, she dutifully kneels before me and sucks my dick, because her will and self respect is broken.
Kojach, 'ant in a stack' is a Plantshit original. You've never said anything remotely as creative or random or funny, as far as I can remember, so butt out and go back to fucking yourself in the ass with a vibrator.
You are such a dumbass. It's amazing! I make a creative insult and you regurgitate some standard internet insult garbage and you think you're cool. Get a fucking clue, would you?
Hank focus your energy on me, otherwise you might not be able to produce the next gem that is "slimy snail"...excuse me, "slimy sloth".
There hasn't been one person on this site who could keep up with me in a dissing battle, and there has been many who tried. They all tire and give up. Anyways, it's something for me to kill the time with so keep coming as long as you can Jism. I would appreciate a little more effort put into your insults, though.
You are the chosen one Hank. The depth of your lameness cannot be fathomed but by you.
^have
(Yawn)
How can even your yawns be lame? Truly you are ONE who has been prophesied who is so lame, that even DickNixonJr is not more lame.
(ZZZZZZ)
lol@dissing battle,now that was fucking gay hank
Heh heh heh hank's asleep. Now I can play hide the hot sauce.
You want more awesomely able animal alliterations? Allright.
Joker88's momma is a
Angry, Albino Alligator
or a
Bored, Balding Buffalo
or a
Creepy, Crawling Cockroach
or a
Drooling, Disemboweled Donkey
or an
Elephantine, Egg-laying Eel-fucker
or a
Flabby, Flatulant Frog
or a
Giant, Greasy Gorilla
or a
Hairy, Horrific Horse penis
or an
Intense, Intestinal Infection
or a
Jabbering, Jack-slawed Jenny
or a
Krazy, Kock-sucking Kangaroo
or a
Lazy-eyed, Lactose-intolerant Labrador
or a
Maloderous, Masturbating Monkey
or a
Nasty, Nasal Nugget
or an
Orangey, Oblong Ovarian cyst
or a
Putrid, Pus-filled Passenger Pigeon
or a
Queer Quasimodo (quiet, you'll wake him)
or a
Rabid, Rancid Rabbit
or a
Silly, Stupid Squirrel (get off my nuts)
or a
Tepid, Trolling Turd (like you)
or an
Uninformed, Uneducated, Unibrow-having Ungulate
or a
Viral, Verminous Vascectomy
or a
Whale-Watching Walrus
or a
XXX watching, XXXX wearing Xcrement
or a
Yellowing Yeast infection
or maybe a
Zinging Zoophiliac
Thank you, thank you. No Applause. Just throw squirrels.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DISSING BATTLE, HANK!
Never mind. I'm bored with it already. You win.
That was easy.
"XXX watching, XXXX wearing Xcrement"
lol! im so calling my PO's mother like that (:
hank your either a mayor nerd or a teenager
Yes, I'm the Mayor and I've got a badge to prove it. Now get out of Mucho City before I taze you.
I like how you reached X and realized there are no well known animal names beginning with X, but so as not to waste the effort you put into A-W, you just pressed on randomly. Lameness +5. BTW, "silly stupid squirrel"? I wish you used that instead of "slimy sloth".
That analysis sucked more than your usual effort. Wow! What a stinging critique. You have ripped me to shreds. I give up. No, seriously, I thought I asked you to try harder.
hank, you have way to much interest in commenting on this site. please get laid.
well spanky you just proved what everyone already knew, you are about to graduate from grade five. But don't get me wrong I do believe that you are old enough to be on this site.
.....well i def thought jgh88 was winning, by alot. however the alphabet thing won me over, i think hanks in the lead now...
Hank never fell behind that dumbass.
Nobody could fall behind jackoff88, except possibly elchris, who always seems to be right behind him."OK 88 I'm in position, go for it! I'm right up,er, behind you buddy."
I don't get it, if he's behind me, why am the one going for it? I'm sorry, Fugs, you're just going have to explain to me some more the mechanics of gay sex. Like for example, when Dick's dick is your mouth, and your dick's in Hank's mouth, how does your mom still manage to have all your dicks in her mouth?
And, yes, you would be correct in pointing out that since your mom has all your dicks in her mouth, that it no longer constitutes gay sex. But by mom, I just meant your other dad.
The hilarity and wit continue...
Had to correct your dumb self? I sure feel insulted about some rant you have been typing with one hand for the last 25 minutes in a pathetic attempt to stir up an erection in your dried up wrinkly excuse of a penis.
Your fucking mom gave me that desease, you fuck.
You do realize three dumbasses trying to help each other out forms a dumbasses that is much greater than the sum of its parts, right? Of course not.
Tired of getting gang banged already?. I'll step out so Someone else can tear you up than.
Maybe you're smarter than I thought, but then I never thought a half abortion could be very smart.
Half abortion? Good twat, I thought taking the lives of feti was against your morally weak beliefs. I reccomend you go back to your hicked out Dale Ernheart shrine and keep crying yourself to sleep as you know you will not be able to watch him and spread peanut butter on your penis and attempt to lick it off yourself.
I'll let you have that one Dick, I've decided it might be better to stop insulting you for now, see below.
I read and its an insult by your standards? Wow. Tell me how I'm supposed to feel put down by this?
See I could have said "But Dick, just because I couldn't afford your mom's abortion when we were young, doesn't mean I didn't want to pay for it" but you just won't walk away.
You should have than, that you wouldn't get insulted so bad by a teenager as to want to leave the conversation by making some bullshit excuse.
You're right. I didn't really call your mom. You're not getting alimony. But just remember, if you kill yourself, it's not because I wanted you to live.
And teenager? Are you sure you should be on MS? It's 18+ you know. Isn't it about time for you to clean your mom's crack pipes by now?
i am 18 you pole jockey. I could care less about what you think, if you wanted me to live? hahahahahah, My mom would probably be the end of you if you were even able to woo her into bed while she was unconcious from a rufie.
Mad we didn't get into community college and have some extra time on our hands are we?
Wait wait, no, I know what your comeback is going to be, is it: "I did too get into community college and I'm work hard to be the first in my family not to inbreed."
Not at all, i just graduated and i want to take a year off because if i had to go into the real world right away and deal with retards like you all day id end up climbing a click tower with a high powered rifle and end up in a video on here.
*graduated highschool.
Somehow I think thousands of Virginia Tech students just breathed a sigh of relief. But seriously, a year off, are you kidding yourself? Getting in to a good school and deferring for a trip through Europe on scholarship is taking a year off, not getting in and hoping another year in your mom's trailer will somehow improve your chances is just your life.
I know that I one day I'll be checking out groceries and the bag clerk will be like: "do you want paper or plastic.." and then out of nowhere he'll be like: "I am not my own father!" and I'll be like: "Dick?!"
sorry than my family isnt rich enough to go around europe, instead ill be just raising hell around where the damn i please to be stingy. and again with the trailers, get something new. also your last failed insult didnt make shit for sense.
Well here's a simple one, I guess they don't give financial aid to retards.
Dick, when you think of me, just think of all the kids who made fun of you in school, and all the girls who wouldn't let you talk to them, because you know, they're all still around, probably laughing at you behind your back, but they won't be laughing will they, when you show them your step dad's gun?
I guess you are out of the financial loop. My parents are married actually, my father being a succesful owner of a gunstore, and my mom happily helping out with paperwork and giving my dad a handjob on stressful days. I have grown out of the "hahahahah, i fucked your mom!" jokes, because people can do better if they ever so tried, but this is shown otherwise in your case.
Yeah that bitch, how dare she give your step dad hand jobs and not you. Go give her a rufie and show that cunt whose the man of the double wide.
Oh, I'll save the rufie for any other given chick I choose, sorry to dissapoint your masturbation session, but we don't find incest accecptable in colorado, but its fine wherever you divided from, nasty bacterial scum bag. Also, where di you learn to read? Oh wait, they kept you in a corner with a muzzle and a leash, forgot.
I'm also that guy who was always making fun of you in gym class and hanging around your mom, otherwise how do I know so much about you? You know all the girls think you're wierd right? The only thing that would make me regret all the shit I've put you through is if you took one of your step dad's gun to school, cause that would really make us regret making fun of you.
and the slap fighting continues.. please all of you.. just have a gay drunken bitch orgy and get it over with.
It will cost ya morph, i only plan the events and let jqh off of his leash long enough for you to get your man loving out on him.
You think any of those shitty insults are getting at me? How does it feel to be ignorant?
I guess years of getting laughed at to your face have hardened you to criticism, but it's satisfying to know that because of that you will fail at life.
I think you are all lame, (jqh88 being the biggest loser by default) for wasting your time acting tough/cool of the internet.
I suppose dumbass doesn't even begin to cover it really, does it?
Oh no, your parents bought you a fucking car on the wrong fucking day. "You ruined my life" yeah, if this was my kid, she would come home and found all of her stuff in the lawn, and all the locks changed.
find*
The sad thing is, PwnBot, that due to US laws you probably cannot do that. Also if you were really that rich, the financial consequences of the negative attention you'd receive from your peers will probably always far outweigh any benefit you would derive from raising your kids correctly.
You can, however, put her up for adoption. I'd love to adopt some spoiled little whore and end up going to jail for making her my sex slave.
So you'd be kind of like, Woody Allen!
Well said 88. I like the cut of your jib.
um.. she has no "stuff" its all her parents shit. fuck her. leave her with the shit she has on.
i'd beat her with my raging hot boner..
I was just driven by my dislike of personal attacks in response to comments that are completely impersonal. But you're right, it has gone too far.
That bitch needs to be Virginia Teched.
Even for a Muchoer... that was pretty low, man.
She was only born for tax evasion purposes. Which is why I want kids.
There is no low too low for a MS man. Anything more would be an insult.
Yeah...it took Google a while to catch on as a verb, too.
Hahaha that shit was funny...Virginia Teched. Man why wasn't that the new owned?
>WOOO V-TECH STYLE!
yea v-tech. that was cool. i was happy that day. :>
wow you guys need to watch more news for your verbs
she needs to be benoit'd
get it right.
Hehehheh. Open up a can of Benoit on her ass!
I'm in training to try to look like Randy Orton. Seriously.
Fucking brat. Bend over and I'll show you a REAL Lexus.
Lexus are small sports cars that run out of gas quickly.
...your point being.
not something you want to compare your dick to.
Maybe he meant he is putting a small sports car in the back of her.
If i were the father i would start throwing her shit out on the street at midnight on her 18th birthday. How many would follow suit?
If you were her father, she would have died from anal rape by 2.
what happened to you and "oh i dont insult people unless provolked"? cunt. im sad that didnt happen to you, like hank said, good thing you were sold as a baby, granted as a slave to the pleasures of many a hick, but you wouldnt have been the target of incest untill you gave your cousin that really gay look nearing your end to pubrity a week ago.
Uh...Uh...Uh...I thought you you were Hank?
Also, you are sad that didn't happen to me? I guess not everyone can be your daughter.
Mabie if you could pull you head out of your ass enough to uderstand what im getting at this would be a matter of discussion. Here, ive got a plan, go grab a toaster, and extension chord, and the closest pool to you. plug in anywhere, throw all of your mutated children in pool throw in toaster, than jump in yourself.
Sorry, I honestly did not mean to insult you again by calling you Hank. If I really wanted to insult you, I would have said something like "Dick! Have you been sneaking out of your trailer park and spying on mine?!?!" But I didn't say it did I?
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You half assed abortion.
Wow Dick, you're pissed off to the point of typing like shit over this?
Do you feel like a failure because someone insulted you over the internet? Are you mad at the world because your penis is about the size of a baby carrot and the only chance you'll have at sex will be in the phillipines with a 12 year old boy?
You were doing great until you dissed his penis size over the internet.
*Winner*
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jqh88
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FATALITY
People that declare winners on this site are losers.
Yeah, let Hank persist in his lameness until we're all dumbfounded.
You were dumbfounded when you got here, but I think you've moved on to dumbfucked.
Im not pissed, just finding constructinve ways to make people die inside, and there is no victory for that cunt, if he could make up an insult withough running off of one of mine or Hank's it would be a miracle.
Well I guess since everyone who meets you die a little bit inside, you're pretty successful by your own standards. But seriously, be formless, my bitch, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
sorry, *bitch, not friend
......You just kinda mumbled there for a second, I'll give you another chance to make me feel bad about myself.
I didn't know anyone needed to try to make that happen, or do you suck so much that you can't even perceive how much you suck?
I get reminded of sucking nearly daily, your comments about it don't matter though since you cant realise you suck far worse. Maybe if your parents wern't leading a travelling gypsy train they could help you realise that you should commit suicide by swallowing a tire tube and inflating it.
Geeze, Dick, alright I'm going to stop insulting you for now...but in a sense that is the worst form of insult I have.
But just remember, and I'm being serious, personal attacks in response to impersonal arguments will never get you anywhere.
Whatever gets you off pie fucker.
She ruined everything? SHE RUINED EVERYTHING!? FUCKING DIE BITCH. FUCKING DIE YOU UNGRATEFUL STUPID CUNT. YOU SPOILED FUCKING BRAT WHO ALL YOUR MOTHER WANTED TO DO WAS SHARE HER LOVE AND AFFECTION AND GIVE YOU A CAR FOR YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY! FUCKING DIE YOU STUPID GODDAMN LEG SPREADING WHORE!!!!
To be fair, her mom is probably also a whore, and she only gave her daughter a car was probably to make up for the years of not paying attention to her, thus resulting in her present state.
Either way, the ungrateful wench needs a good slap across the face and kick in the ass to military school! That'll learn her! Fucking ungrateful cunt hair! I fucking hate people like her. Kill em all fucking wastes!
Think about it, her mom needs to be sent to military school too. That stupid bitch lets her kid act this way and then she apologizes for her actions, and probably still throws her a $500,000 party. Parents like this need to take a flying leap off the Golden Gate bridge... and take their spoiled rotten spawn with them.
Very true. They're both fucking stupid. If that was my kid I'd fucking rip her to shreds for being ungrateful in front of EVERYONE. Then she can say I ruined everything.
i'd want to rape the mother in front of her daughter..
^That is an awesome idea, teach both of those bitches a lesson. but you have to rape the little cunt too.
She just needs a good stiff fuck... that straightens out any spoiled brat.... or makes her a sex fiend who will trick herself out like paris hilton cause she cant do anything else ... poor paris clone. stop crying ill slice your fucing face and see just how far in life you get when you cant rely on looks. bitch. God i hate/work for MTV
You hate for MTV?
I hate for all the underprividged chinese kids who can't afford to hate for themselves.
And by "hate" I mean "drink".
i needed a comma i guess right there...
I always hope these bitches go broke so they can really understand why they shouldn't have ever taken all these stuff for granted.
this is the kind of shit they play on MTV these days...real fine role models for kids
ya i know when i turn 15 my parents better buy me fukin car shit....
I'd buy you a shotgun with a u-bend barrel.
and again old youtubes videos we all have seen for a week ago...congrats you are all assholes.
Ooooo I think Plantshit is trying to man up. With all the verbal backlash can it be a MuchoSucko WAR? Is there such a thing?
We're all a bunch of draft dodgers.
ive seen shit that really pissed me off, but this brat bitch takes the golden dick.
Anybody know where this clip is from? I want to find this bitch and dump her ass in the middle of Somalia.
i just wanna watch the rest of the show
is the party really going to be called off?