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At least that gene pool has been drained.
maybe he can use a syringe from now on
woah...if youre junk looks like that...you definatly have problems
Saw this along time ago on BME... whatever floats your boat... or splits your dick... or whatever.
That's funny, because we saw it a long time ago too. Here. As pointed out by 1rish1, right down there vvv.
You tell his ass smerf!
Lapdog
Repost kinda http://www.muchosucko.com/show/split_penis_cumming_-23199/tag/penis I pick elpiss
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that this is a repost...
Ey it be a repost!
Yea, but the music takes it to a whole 'nother level.
I think I've seen this before.
Iv'e seen it before to, but it was being molested by grill fork and knife...
I think I saw it wriggling on my lawn under the flaslight.
It was your own dick in the fleshlight doofus
I think it was you with a neon light shoved up your ass.
Fine, it will match my mirror balls perfectly. There's gonna be a party and you're not invited
hahaha
Hydra?
Medusa?
Cinnamon roll?
Kill it.
Hey, he's blessed. He can put one in the PINK and one in the STINK--at the same time! A one-man DP machine! He's probably popular with the ladies!
Obviously
Oh..I thought you meant he could put it inside himself both ways...I got confused..
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?! His dad must have fucked him up good, I'm talking penises in his asshole like flowers in a vase, when he was a kid!
P.S... How is he coming? Like... It doesn't look like rubbing off would work... Ugh, my brains.
What brains?
She has two very big brains!
great...now i cant ea fried hot dog sandwiches
Is that Octopus or Octopi?
mmmmmmmm pie
"this kringle isnt for eatin"
calamari?
how to you explane that for your next gf/bf????
cutting a 5 inch dick in 2 does not give you 10 inches
yes, but now he can fail to satisfy two women at the same time.
is he cuming or something? what the hell is happening there, now it looks like he can fuck/be fucked
triple pleasurethat doesn't look very functional...
Pussyfuttin???I've never licked pussy but id lick the juices off his feet to say i have is ...
BAN HUNTING!Ban hunting so we can see if this bitch is bluffin...
things are looking up for the black mani would think that thing would itch like hell
Folsom Street Batman!Batman getting letting loose on the weekend.
TricerititsIs it live, or is it memTrex
Hi momwhatcha taking a picture of?
Thats gonna look greatWhen she's 80.
mmmm...warty...
410 vs handLooks like the gun won!
Gay FLeshlightLOL even i want one!
Miami Ink DIY for kids!Capitalism is awesome when they target kids, can't wait to see the chinese re...
Everyone is SpecialUnder their huge balls there are vaginas.
Tiny Dick? Monstor Clit?Whatever it is it looks delicious...What??I didn't mean that...
penis pumpI assume the penis pump works better with wasps in it.
HEY!! I got an awesome Idea!!Ahhh to think what his excuse would be to his girlfriend when he can't perform
Comments to Squid Dick
At least that gene pool has been drained.
maybe he can use a syringe from now on
woah...if youre junk looks like that...you definatly have problems
Saw this along time ago on BME... whatever floats your boat... or splits your dick... or whatever.
That's funny, because we saw it a long time ago too. Here. As pointed out by 1rish1, right down there vvv.
You tell his ass smerf!
Lapdog
Repost
kinda
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/split_penis_cumming_-23199/tag/penis
I pick elpiss
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that this is a repost...
Ey it be a repost!
Yea, but the music takes it to a whole 'nother level.
I think I've seen this before.
Iv'e seen it before to, but it was being molested by grill fork and knife...
I think I saw it wriggling on my lawn under the flaslight.
It was your own dick in the fleshlight doofus
I think it was you with a neon light shoved up your ass.
Fine, it will match my mirror balls perfectly. There's gonna be a party and you're not invited
hahaha
Hydra?
Medusa?
Cinnamon roll?
Kill it.
Hey, he's blessed. He can put one in the PINK and one in the STINK--at the same time! A one-man DP machine! He's probably popular with the ladies!
Obviously
Oh..I thought you meant he could put it inside himself both ways...I got confused..
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?! His dad must have fucked him up good, I'm talking penises in his asshole like flowers in a vase, when he was a kid!
P.S... How is he coming? Like... It doesn't look like rubbing off would work... Ugh, my brains.
What brains?
She has two very big brains!
great...now i cant ea fried hot dog sandwiches
Is that Octopus or Octopi?
mmmmmmmm pie
"this kringle isnt for eatin"
calamari?
how to you explane that for your next gf/bf????
cutting a 5 inch dick in 2 does not give you 10 inches
yes, but now he can fail to satisfy two women at the same time.
is he cuming or something? what the hell is happening there, now it looks like he can fuck/be fucked