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At least that gene pool has been drained.
maybe he can use a syringe from now on
woah...if youre junk looks like that...you definatly have problems
Saw this along time ago on BME... whatever floats your boat... or splits your dick... or whatever.
That's funny, because we saw it a long time ago too. Here. As pointed out by 1rish1, right down there vvv.
You tell his ass smerf!
Lapdog
Repost kinda http://www.muchosucko.com/show/split_penis_cumming_-23199/tag/penis I pick elpiss
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that this is a repost...
Ey it be a repost!
Yea, but the music takes it to a whole 'nother level.
I think I've seen this before.
Iv'e seen it before to, but it was being molested by grill fork and knife...
I think I saw it wriggling on my lawn under the flaslight.
It was your own dick in the fleshlight doofus
I think it was you with a neon light shoved up your ass.
Fine, it will match my mirror balls perfectly. There's gonna be a party and you're not invited
hahaha
Hydra?
Medusa?
Cinnamon roll?
Kill it.
Hey, he's blessed. He can put one in the PINK and one in the STINK--at the same time! A one-man DP machine! He's probably popular with the ladies!
Obviously
Oh..I thought you meant he could put it inside himself both ways...I got confused..
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?! His dad must have fucked him up good, I'm talking penises in his asshole like flowers in a vase, when he was a kid!
P.S... How is he coming? Like... It doesn't look like rubbing off would work... Ugh, my brains.
What brains?
She has two very big brains!
great...now i cant ea fried hot dog sandwiches
Is that Octopus or Octopi?
mmmmmmmm pie
"this kringle isnt for eatin"
calamari?
how to you explane that for your next gf/bf????
cutting a 5 inch dick in 2 does not give you 10 inches
yes, but now he can fail to satisfy two women at the same time.
is he cuming or something? what the hell is happening there, now it looks like he can fuck/be fucked
What Happened Here?His balls ate his dick?
is it bestiality?...or rather kiddie porn?
Crying BallbustI was expecting a pop.
All cleanWell... I told her to do the laundry.
Ass zip surgerycorrecting ass zip
WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON HERE?No seriously, what the fuck.
Penis.. Will it Blend?Guy hooks up some blender blades to what looks to be some sort of drill, then...
Ginger Troll pt.1Here is the Ginger Troll... playing with blue make-up and chilling with her u...
the horrors of cart-pushingdon't you just hate when that happens...
Hot RussianProper Suicide
shit cockNote to self... Let her go to the bathroom before sex.
Echidna penisFor anyone who didn't know what an echidna (spiny anteater, the other egg-lay...
Ock mon , toss Ma saladToss ma salad bitch
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No 21 Virgins For HimTalk about knocking your dick in the dirt!
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Comments to Squid Dick
At least that gene pool has been drained.
maybe he can use a syringe from now on
woah...if youre junk looks like that...you definatly have problems
Saw this along time ago on BME... whatever floats your boat... or splits your dick... or whatever.
That's funny, because we saw it a long time ago too. Here. As pointed out by 1rish1, right down there vvv.
You tell his ass smerf!
Lapdog
Repost
kinda
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/split_penis_cumming_-23199/tag/penis
I pick elpiss
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that this is a repost...
Ey it be a repost!
Yea, but the music takes it to a whole 'nother level.
I think I've seen this before.
Iv'e seen it before to, but it was being molested by grill fork and knife...
I think I saw it wriggling on my lawn under the flaslight.
It was your own dick in the fleshlight doofus
I think it was you with a neon light shoved up your ass.
Fine, it will match my mirror balls perfectly. There's gonna be a party and you're not invited
hahaha
Hydra?
Medusa?
Cinnamon roll?
Kill it.
Hey, he's blessed. He can put one in the PINK and one in the STINK--at the same time! A one-man DP machine! He's probably popular with the ladies!
Obviously
Oh..I thought you meant he could put it inside himself both ways...I got confused..
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?! His dad must have fucked him up good, I'm talking penises in his asshole like flowers in a vase, when he was a kid!
P.S... How is he coming? Like... It doesn't look like rubbing off would work... Ugh, my brains.
What brains?
She has two very big brains!
great...now i cant ea fried hot dog sandwiches
Is that Octopus or Octopi?
mmmmmmmm pie
"this kringle isnt for eatin"
calamari?
how to you explane that for your next gf/bf????
cutting a 5 inch dick in 2 does not give you 10 inches
yes, but now he can fail to satisfy two women at the same time.
is he cuming or something? what the hell is happening there, now it looks like he can fuck/be fucked