Squirrel 1(the one on top) - Fool, you should have known you could have never defeat me.
Squirrel 2 - No... I must stop you... I can't lose..
Squirrel 1 - Die infidel!
Squirrel 2 then in one final attack jabs with all his remaining energy his right paw into the heart of his enemy.
Squirrel 1 - ...impossible... fine... if I go... THEN SO SHALL YOU!..
Cut to view of squirrels from farther away and add explosion.
After dust clears show that only the Squirrel 2 remains.. beaten barely alive on the ground. Go to view of his bloody beaten face.
Squirrel 2 - I have... I have succeeded...
Cut to final shot of squirrl on ground and have a light breeze pick up some leaves and roll credits.
Comments to Squirrel Fight
the one on his back is emo. hes just gettign what he deserves.
You're under my control now!! Die!
go super secret squirrel!!
No timmy, live damnit! 1 2 3 *breathe*
ROFL somone photoshop in some blue lightning, make one black, and give it a lightsaber!!!!! HURRY!
Make one holding a beer bong and the other shotgunnin
unfortunately for timmy and jimmy, they didn't see the dump truck headed their way.
Squirrel faith healing. Or what Smatchy said!
Squirrel 1(the one on top) - Fool, you should have known you could have never defeat me.
Squirrel 2 - No... I must stop you... I can't lose..
Squirrel 1 - Die infidel!
Squirrel 2 then in one final attack jabs with all his remaining energy his right paw into the heart of his enemy.
Squirrel 1 - ...impossible... fine... if I go... THEN SO SHALL YOU!..
Cut to view of squirrels from farther away and add explosion.
After dust clears show that only the Squirrel 2 remains.. beaten barely alive on the ground. Go to view of his bloody beaten face.
Squirrel 2 - I have... I have succeeded...
Cut to final shot of squirrl on ground and have a light breeze pick up some leaves and roll credits.
Jimmy has a bad habit of playing puppet master with roadkill
I AM YOUR FATHER. JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THE COURT YARD...TOGETHER.
they need nunchucks
Squirrel 1 (on ground) - Sleeping.
Squirrel 2 (in a very quick and violent motion) - "I'LL TOUCH YOUR PENIS!"
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