Christ. Don't we have enough fake news shows already? 5 or 6 should cover it. We get it already. You are doing silly shit with a straight face. Great. Brilliant work.
fyi, i'm here to watch people get killed and animals get skinned alive.
you, on the other hand, are here for the pictures of penises and bad porn clips. e.g. what was the last thing you submitted? a motivational poster of lemonparty?
I don't care what you think, or want. I am not gay, and will not have sex with either of you. Just get it out of your minds. Sorry to turn down your gay sexual fantasies.
the onion isn't really about funny videos (until fairly recently) its more about the funny fake news articles, which for the most part rock... too bad less and less people want to read things on the internet ;/
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Comments to Stabbing Monkeys
Haha...Fuck you PETA!
You know this isnt real right? Maybe you should support PETA seeing as how youre a dumb animal yourself
Oh this IS real asshole. I stab monkeys myself!
Im just totally gonna blow off how retarded you are... don't blink, here I go...
*Walks away*
Somebody from PETA is going to believe this and have a stroke.
Oh come on stop being such a fuckin sissy they didnt even stab the damn thing only joked about it grow some skin.
...Silly monkies...
changos are cool, I have a class full of them.
Do you attend Grambling?
I'm a teacher
This just in. Getting stabbed can kill you.
film at eleven.
that proves nothin more research needs to be done
That is sick that they dont test on human babies. Poor monkies...
Christ. Don't we have enough fake news shows already? 5 or 6 should cover it. We get it already. You are doing silly shit with a straight face. Great. Brilliant work.
brilliant work bitching about it
wait, not realy
I agree, there are way too many fake news outlets. There's CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News for starters.
Yah seriously fuck off this vid was pretty entertaining...
It was ok.
not as good as "a bit of reality for you," that's for sure.
Fuck Monkies and Fuck they're mothers
Crackhos?
That's how we all started.
We also tested throwing the monkeys agianst different objects. We found that more funny than stabbings, but less funny than punching them.
Does anyone find you funny?
I mean your jokes, not the way you look.
hahahahaa
elchris might?
Dam Mr. Hanky. I didn't think you were such a Peta lover. I won't make any more animal abuse jokes,. My bad. Geez homos.
Every "joke" you make is an abuse. Stop torturing me with your lameness and put a bullet in your head.
Jokes aren't funny when they are against you. So you probably don't get many jokes.
Are your stab wounds healing ok?
Probably as well as your rectal sores.
Yeah, thanks. It's good of you to lick them clean for me every night.
Well that's definitely not me, but thanks for imaging me doing it. I'm weirded out and flattered at the same time. Huh.
I really appreciate you fitting me into your busy schedule of ass-licking.
^GAY
cvdx, the funniest guy with 4 letters or less.
Thank you.
you two are such dilettantes. can't you have sex with each other in one thread, as opposed to spread your flamefest all over mucho?
You feeling left out, Faggymaru?
not really. i could care less. i'm just saying.
Oh, poor Faggymaru. I'm sure Faggy would love to spread his flamefest on any willing participant, boy or, boy.
it not like there are any women on this site, vbnm here scared them all away.
Well, we know why your'e here now, don't we?
fyi, i'm here to watch people get killed and animals get skinned alive.
you, on the other hand, are here for the pictures of penises and bad porn clips. e.g. what was the last thing you submitted? a motivational poster of lemonparty?
I think sfzn is one of the old guys in the lemon party photo.
He was just asking me my age.
i think that qualifies as pedophila.
nvbd is a pedophile! mflv is a pedophile! nyah nyah!
I don't care what you think, or want. I am not gay, and will not have sex with either of you. Just get it out of your minds. Sorry to turn down your gay sexual fantasies.
I have to admit that made me laugh.That site has a few other funny clips on it
the onion isn't really about funny videos (until fairly recently) its more about the funny fake news articles, which for the most part rock... too bad less and less people want to read things on the internet ;/
you mean the net dosent consist of mucho and the subsequent porn sites it whores itself out to?
i think people use it for pirating music too quite a lot.
What about shooting? Did they shoot the monkeys? Clearly this study was flawed.
Spend another 2 million to get it right.
lol. That was awesome. I need to check the onion more often.
monkey for what? kill them all eat em all.