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Stag Beetle vs Scorpion

Ultimate Bug Championship

Stag Beetle vs Scorpion

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crazy critters,  scorpion,  beetle,  stag beetle

Comments to Stag Beetle vs Scorpion

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-10-25T04:23:14Z says:

    would have put all my money on the scorpion. thats one fucking badass bug

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-10-25T06:02:28Z says:

      I'd step on bouth

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-10-25T15:40:28Z says:

      With shoes I presume. Scorpian never stood a chance, the beetle's shell is too thick.

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-10-25T20:42:56Z says:

      can of tag and a lighter ftw

    • VampireVick
      VampireVick 2008-10-26T05:52:34Z says:

      that beetles a badass

    • TehEvilDoer
      TehEvilDoer 2008-10-26T16:34:24Z says:

      i just won 5$

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-02T23:19:32Z says:

      i was betting on the stag beetle, yay

  • AgentWorm
    AgentWorm 2008-10-25T04:39:06Z says:

    Certainly did not expect it to go down like it did.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-10-25T04:41:56Z says:

    Whaaat? I think the stag beetle had some help during one of the cut outs

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-25T04:56:43Z says:

      Seriously. That scorpion stung the Stag Beetle in the eye several times, it seemed.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-25T12:46:28Z says:

      It wouldn't surprise me if it was fixed. Stag Beatles (Japanese bugs) v.s. Scorpions (foreign devils).

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-25T15:38:38Z says:

      Dont some of those insects fetch a pretty yen in Japan? I know Rhinoceros Beetles do, at least

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-25T18:26:30Z says:

      All this speak of Beetles makes me want to purchase one. But they're probably insanely expensive.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-10-26T02:51:18Z says:

      well you can always imagine

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-10-26T03:09:10Z says:

      Beetle owns you all.

    • TehEvilDoer
      TehEvilDoer 2008-10-26T16:35:52Z says:

      yea..it was def fixed, they juiced the beetle with steroids b4 the round started.

  • ThoseUnknown
    ThoseUnknown 2008-10-25T04:45:16Z says:

    This is from: www.japanesebugfights.com The have a whole bunch of bugs killing eachother over there.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-25T08:47:50Z says:

      The intro was fuckin hilarious. Stag Beetles are some scary little bastards though.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-25T15:39:41Z says:

      The hornet is my favorite. Hes an angry little fucker

    • dozenlong
      dozenlong 2008-10-25T17:28:42Z says:

      This is an awe inspiring web site. I know where I'm spending my next hour.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-25T18:26:59Z says:

      Hornets little? A house I stayed at in Georgia had hornets nesting in the wall, they were like stripey cruise missiles! They were rather angry though, especially after being sprayed with insecticide.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-25T18:28:17Z says:

      Ha, there's actually rules. "No outside weapons in Bug Fights."
      I bet when the camera is off, they poke the shit out of the one they want to win.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-25T18:28:27Z says:

      I mean lose.

  • SBD
    SBD 2008-10-25T04:45:17Z says:

    shigadiggagodo scorpion dimadukadudo poisonous

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-10-26T07:59:05Z says:

      i think i made a poo like that blonde cunt from the team shit video
      -thats exaclty how they sounded-
      dirty chinks

  • ADAT
    ADAT 2008-10-25T04:45:29Z says:

    kodo ka yedo "poisonus"

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-10-26T03:11:30Z says:

      poisonus "poisonous"

  • avatar_ignis
    avatar_ignis 2008-10-25T05:25:20Z says:

    wooo lucanidae for the win

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-25T19:34:04Z says:

      That's Mr. Lucanidae to you.

  • cox108
    cox108 2008-10-25T05:50:48Z says:

    best fight I have seen on mucho

  • monkeybird69
    monkeybird69 2008-10-25T06:16:52Z says:

    i need subtitles... SUBTITLES!

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-10-25T06:40:50Z says:

    I thought the mouse had him for sure.

  • Stallan
    Stallan 2008-10-25T07:03:00Z says:

    stag beetle body slams him for the win!!!

  • Itsie-Bitsy
    Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-25T09:53:10Z says:

    I can't watch it. Japanese scat is bad enough. I just...can't...watch...this. :(

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2008-10-25T09:59:16Z says:

      Errr? What's so bad about this? 'Fraid of bugs?

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-25T10:20:36Z says:

      Whelp, no so much bugs but... yeah okay, bugs. Creepy, icky bugs. Bugs that bite. <runs>

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-25T11:43:09Z says:

      Im scared of spiders. 'ard as fuck me!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T12:31:59Z says:

      Soft northern shite.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-25T12:58:39Z says:

      Spiders are fucking sinister creatures. They are the KGB of the animal world.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T13:02:54Z says:

      You've been sucking up to these dumbasses for too long Oranje - starting to sound like them. Spiders are not animals...nor insects...arachnids.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-25T13:17:29Z says:

      A) Me & Hank hake gone at it in the past way more than you and he are now.
      B) In no way have I been sucking upto anyone.
      C) Animal/insects/arachnids; couldn't give a fuck.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T13:25:13Z says:

      A) What does a fish have to do with this, hake?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-25T13:30:44Z says:

      1) Spiders are animals, dumbfuck.
      2) Trying to buddy up to Oranje will not make him like you.
      3) I battled Oranje. You are holding out an olive branch to him, because you are scared of him, therefore you are a pussy and weaker than me.
      4) Go fuck yourself.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-25T13:33:19Z says:

      I guess spiders are either plants, or uh minerals, hmmm, maybe they are gasses.......I'm not sure any more.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T13:36:49Z says:

      Hahaha. Mmmkay.
      Not buddying up to anyone Frank?InMyAss.See?
      Just calling Oranje out on his brown-nosing. LMAO.
      Not holding an olive branch out to anyone...and why would I need to with him...since I don't recall us 'battling' one another too much. He's a fellow Brit, and I just don't wanna see him fall by the Mucho waste side...and suck up to dumbasses like you.
      You are funny Hank. You just don't know when it's happening.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T13:38:56Z says:

      yes, that's it Hank. Spiders are carbon-based animal gas clouds.
      Shame you aren't in your gaeous state more often...because then we could ignite you with a match and get the smell out the room at last.
      That'd be the best 'flame' of all.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T13:39:23Z says:

      *gaseous state

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-25T13:43:13Z says:

      gass-plants

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-25T13:53:56Z says:

      Well, prostate pro, I see to know what is happening more than you.

      1) Spiders are animals.
      2) You have no friends here, therefore want to make some.
      3) You have sexual relations with your cat, therefore should be arrested for animal abuse.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-25T13:55:42Z says:

      CrissyHomo has the hots for Oranje, I think. Gross.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-25T15:42:15Z says:

      Motion to pass? Aye. Meeting adjourned.

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-10-25T15:43:52Z says:

      To be fair, Oranje does kinda follow you around picking the corn out of your shit and putting it on his mantel as a shrine to you.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-25T17:03:36Z says:

      ^ WTF???

      Socio, you fucking backwards hick. How, in your world, does not making weak ass insults aimed at Hank (like you do) constitute following him around and making a shrine out of defecated corn? Fuck off you cretin, you're wasting Mucho bandwidth.

      In all honesty, Cruel doesn't have to hold out an olive branch to me 'cause I don't dislike the guy. Hes made me laugh a few times. However, I do wish this dik/Hank/Cruel basing would end. I think he could make some pretty good contributions with his comments. Hes certainly not dumb, misguided maybe, but not dumb.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-25T18:30:17Z says:

      He's dumb if he thinks spiders aren't animals.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-25T18:31:14Z says:

      "Spiders are not animals."
      Lol.
      And I personally don't like starting shit with CruelHM because I don't have time to read his novel-long responses.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-25T22:54:31Z says:

      Thanks for the comments Oranje. The tenner's in the usual spot. And misguided? Lol. That was the sting in the tail part right?! When do you leave uni btw? I left like 11 years ago...so watch what you say to yer elders young blud! We can only guide ourselves actually - based on life's experiences. I've had more ups than downs...but boyyyy...some of those downs. I'm not wet-behind-the-ears and inequitable or pseudo-boarish like so many around here. Weak people who shroud their tenuous, true personas behind juvenile remarks and mock-laughter at the unfair, and unfunny.
      And, the spiders thing...if I were to ask 100 random people on the street...I wonder how many would consider a spider an animal? I bet a great many more would say they are insects. Alas and alack...both those aforementioned schools of inept though are incorrect. I think I learnt that when I was about 6...along with the fact that humans started out life as herbivores, and evolved to be omnivores over time. Which explains why so many fags here like to munch on the meat...but also the occasional bit of bush too.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-26T21:24:58Z says:

      humans and spiders both exist under the animalia kingdom escept one class is mammalia and the other arachnida...

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-10-27T02:10:30Z says:

      Carnavores are survivers , better to be a wolf,lion ,gator etc. than a rabbit, cow, deer etc., and eating bush is good ( as long as it is neatly trimmed)

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T04:05:35Z says:

      I love drama. And to think some people get off on watching soap operas and taxi cab confessions.

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T04:06:46Z says:

      exojil just made me quiver.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-10-27T04:20:09Z says:

      Itsie-Bitsy, give me a few minuits and I will really make you quiver.....you are female, right?

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T04:39:35Z says:

      lol, yes. All female, always.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-10-25T11:39:43Z says:

    Not watch vid or read comments. My money is on the scorpion.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-10-25T11:42:44Z says:

      Balls

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-10-25T22:48:37Z says:

      now give me the moneeey!

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2008-10-25T15:45:23Z says:

    Armbar, he's fucking wide open!!
    The minotaur that started the fight was the best. Minotaurs fucking rock.

  • jigsaw99
    jigsaw99 2008-10-25T19:15:14Z says:

    beetle: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained!?

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-10-26T21:19:22Z says:

    um, Hankchinaski said "spiders are animals." what a dumb fuck!!! animals are actually strictly only mammals and spiders are arachnids. What a fucking idiot

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-26T21:31:11Z says:

      Spiders are animals, you fucking imbecile. What else are they? Fungus, pehaps? An unusually animated form of lichen? Maybe they are simply oversized bacteria.

      Fuck you, exowhunu, and get back to school.

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-10-27T01:46:50Z says:

      ms is full of smart peeps.

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2008-10-30T23:49:50Z says:

      hhahahahahahahahaha, walking venomous fungus, run for your life!

Asparfum
posted October 25, 2008