Stern's smallest penis contest

Comments to Stern's smallest penis contest

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  dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-02T04:37:53Z says:

  hank wins again!

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    smerf 2009-08-02T04:51:54Z says:

    Hold on, we're waiting on the judges decision.
    
    ...is it? IT IS!!! Congratulations on that whammy, steve. How does it feel to be the first of the night?
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-02T16:54:22Z says:

    Sorry, BREAKING NEWS:

    Smerf wins by a hair!
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    mariolopez 2009-08-03T10:50:45Z says:

    an elephant cunt hair to be exact
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  Terrapin 2009-08-02T05:04:06Z says:

  Id love to be in that room, finally my dick would look big!

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    SendMoreCops 2009-08-02T05:06:47Z says:

    Mine would still look tiny...
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    BZKiLLa 2009-08-02T07:35:30Z says:

    i bet you feel like a black man finally huh
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    Terrapin 2009-08-02T08:00:09Z says:

    haha
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    Terrapin 2009-08-02T08:01:08Z says:

    I think thats why we made them slave, we were jealous of their manhood
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  jose35neg 2009-08-02T05:20:09Z says:

  I miss Howard on E!

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    Terrapin 2009-08-02T06:03:42Z says:

    no shit, that was the best...what was it, like every night at 11 and 1130? Then wild on with Brooke Burke...what a great 2 hours of television....
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    copilot 2009-08-02T16:05:17Z says:

    ahh the good ole days
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  MisterBanksIII 2009-08-02T05:42:33Z says:

  It's a rough hand these fuckers were dealt.

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    royalrexford 2009-08-02T07:59:16Z says:

    Poor bastards.
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    Suge 2009-08-03T08:17:24Z says:

    according to drumrave, these guys are all "average".
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  antispeziesist 2009-08-02T07:19:53Z says:

  small penis and moobs?! i really feel bad for them.

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    fries-please 2009-08-02T11:57:26Z says:

    you'd just like to feel them you mean
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    SendMoreCops 2009-08-02T18:12:22Z says:

    Or he could just feel you. What with your small penis and moobs.
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  Terrapin 2009-08-02T07:23:16Z says:

  These guys can basically finger themselves~
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  Dogless 2009-08-02T07:33:52Z says:

  I think I'd have a sex change...

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    yak 2009-08-02T08:10:58Z says:

    not much work to do for the doctors at least
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  Terrapin 2009-08-02T08:25:59Z says:

  Im sure booey should be up there as well
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  Romeo2000 2009-08-02T12:17:55Z says:

  haha - even asians will laugh at them!

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    asickwankerfromlondon 2009-08-02T16:38:48Z says:

    when even the japs can laugh at your small penis you know you are pathetic!
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  thebeezness 2009-08-02T20:27:01Z says:

  I honestly had no idea innie dicks were possible. I feel a whole lot better now.

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    El_Wanko 2009-08-03T12:56:37Z says:

    ll this time you thought you were a freak with two belly buttons.
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  jamiee1869 2009-08-03T04:01:48Z says:

  Hey! You guys had a Mucho Con without me!!!

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    possum 2009-08-03T04:05:01Z says:

    yeth...and we need to be spankied for our sins...