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Comments to Steven Hawking
Is it sad that I got the joke without having to look it up?
Yes, because only nerds know the speed of light...
2.9979 x 10^3 if you want to be a little more accurate. Physics was a long time ago, so I can't remember the rest of the digits off the top of my head.
well..i am physic. so that joke made me smile.
2.9979 x 10^8 m/s, to be more accurate.
damn..i didn't catch that one. shame on me..
and you say you are physic...
The other half the joke would be that your mom is a black hole... not just the speed of light.
wow, xho! you gotta be some kind of genius!
ramass, i am still a ongoing physic. and i tend to overread things.
The word is physicist. Not physic.
my english sucks..
You just suck full stop
you wish
Also, everything has the same escape velocity.
what are you talking of? the escape velocity of an object is determined by the weight of the object holding him down. so the escape velocity for an object on the moon is lower than on earth and that is lower than on the sun and that is lower than "on" a black hole.
Everything *on earth* has the same escape velocity (ignoring wind resistance), which is the second part of the joke. Unless his mom's on the moon or in a black hole.
Your mom's black hole is lovely.
wanko you fuckn idiot! you don't get the joke! every piece of matter attracts every other piece of matter. big pieces have bigger attraction towards smaller pieces which need a according escape velocity to leave them. so if your mother is ridiculously fat that the escape velocity to escape her is greater/equal than/to the speed of light she is a black hole.
fuckn MORON!
now that i think about it you won't even get it now. all help/explanation is to late for you.
btw i think the smallest possible mass to lead to a black hole is 4,3x sun mass.
I read "the" surface instead of "her" surface but you're still gay so it doesn't matter.
It would be funnier my way. It doesn't make total sense as it is.
that joke is fuckn genius. she is a black hole! she is fuckn fat. so fat that she will absorb/eat everything around her without anything having a chance to escape. and so she will become even fatter. it makes total sense.
there is no joke your way.
why am i even writing to you?? i cannot be sure that you can read what i write or even understand what i am writing about..
If she's a black hole in space then how can she breath or wear shirts with her gut hanging out or get fucked by niggers? It makes no sense.
haha
Wanko you just got pwned.
I didn't think jerk new anything.
Seriously jerk, I always had you down as a moron. My apologies.
*knew
Pwnd!
I still think it's funnier the way I read it. She's so fat that it's impossible for her to leave the surface of the earth.
...but this way actually makes sense.
your view of the joke implies absolutely no knowledge in physic. which is kinda funny.
she is a black hole. she has something that could be called atmosphere(the schwarzschildradius). so there is air around her and she pulles everything towards her, so she gets enough penetration. her looks don't matter cause you can't see her.
no problem, oj. i know the phenomenom. if you read something with really bad grammar and spelling you automatically think that the person is a moron. hard to fight that.
oj, it would be the earth that wouldn't be able to get rid of her / leave her surface. so he still doesn't understand anything.
posted a comment but it doesn't pop up even after refreshing several times, so now i hope that that won't be a double post fail. here is the actuall comment.
it would be the earth that can't ger rid of her / leave her surface. which would be also funny but it also shows that wanko still doesn't understand what he is talking about.
damn! i knew it!
The escape velocity from earth is like 30,000 miles an hour or something. So this lady is so fat that she somehow requires a higher escape velocity and that higher velocity is faster than light, so she can't escape the planet.
I dunno I just don't think it's funny to call her a black hole in space... it seems too detached from her being someone's mom.
The jokes not funny anymore
ok. last try. look, wanko if she weights more than the earth and so has a greater force on the earth than the earth has on her, than its the earth that needs a velocity to escape her. if she moved she wouldn't even realize dragging the earth behind her. like you don't realizing dragging some tortilas with you between your fat rolls, if you ever moved.
I didn't say she was more massive than the earth, just that she's so fat that she needs a higher escape velocity. If you want to put a rocket in space you need 30,000 miles an hour but this bitch is so gravy-filled that you need some amount greater than the speed of light to get her ass into space. Not because she's more massive than the earth, but because she's so fucking fat that the rules just don't apply. That's what made it funny to me, that she's so fat that order breaks simply breaks down.
And fuck you cheeky, over analyzing a joke is like half of what british people call humor... or humour.
no rules broken here. escape velocity is directly linked to mass of the object. so a higher escape velocity on her surface implies her heigher weight.
but hey! if you bother to write anything else you win! i will give up and give you the intelectual win in this conversation. no matter what you write. i just don't want to lose any more brain cells..damn..i allready lost a lot here and you might actually learn something, so i allready lost..
wait a moment! i just remembered something. 30000miles/hour?! ARE YOU NUTS?! its 11,2km/h!
damn. i fail. 11,2km/s. there was one thing you had right.
For fuck sake Wanko, stop it!
Have you been taking some dumb pills or what?
11.2 km/h would be pretty sweet. We could just put that jasper fag on a catapult and send him off the planet.
Jerk you're not getting what I find funny in my misreading of the joke. I understand physics, that's not the point.
"Chuck Norris is the densest element known to man. 1 pound of Chuck Norris weighs 10 lbs."
Same idea. It's funny because it defies reason.
its astonishing how clear you can express yourself from times to times. so its just our different sense of humor. thats ok then, i quess.
11.2 km/s is roughly 25,000 mph, you're both close.
30,000 was something and I can't remember what and I'm too lazy to find it.
Leagues under the sea maybe.
Your jokes are so dense they don't matter.
11,2km/s is the exact velocity. i am not close.
but just for understanding 30000 are ok.
Stfu Wanko, and die, you fucking bag of gorilla cocks.
If I were a bag of gorilla cocks you'd be paying 10,000 yen for me and a bottle of lube at the squinteye market.
lol
Pfffftt, you are both fucking stupid.
I would never pay more than 5,000 yen for a bag of gorilla cocks.
he looks way past dead
But he's not. If he was we'd stop having to look at shit like this.
he lives in a country where the health care system allows him to live. that country is England.
cc, i think if he would die we would have to watch a lot more of things like that.
People will care far less about Hawking dying than they did Michael Jackson.
I fucking hate people.
Wankers
Hawking doesn't entertain them.
He should release a christmas single
Grab his crotch.
Molest children.
I saw Hawking blowing Saaanta Claaus underneath the missletoe last night.
Funny how child molestation shit always comes up when the english are talking. Kiddy fiddling, what?
I say!
....or when people are talking about Michael Jackson.
Coincidence? I think not!
Michaels Jackson must be English.
We don't want his sort!
Jolly bad show....
cues up "Fiddle About"
Why doesn't he just go back in time and fix his broke ass?
That's illogical
He can't get his wheelchair up to 88 miles per hour.
Time to replace his flux capacitor
Does someone have a crush on this guy???
Who doesn't? He's a pimp
*gimp
*super star
Stephen Hawking is so ugly, his nickname is "Daaaaaaaammmmmm!"
*crickets*
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