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Still StandingAngel Pantoja Medina, 24 years of age, refused to look weak even in death. His mother asked morticians to grant his wish to remain standing.
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Comments to Still Standing
"OH, That's just Bernie!"
Bernies cousin.
weekend at bernie's cousin's.....
Weekend at Bernies was fucking hilarious.
2x4s and duck tape.
I could take him.
i dono he looks tough
Isn't it illegal to have a fucking wake in your house?
After taking him to the taxidermist upon death, adherence to the law pretty much went out the window I imagine..
Apparently not in Puerto Rico, they do it “gangsta” in the Caribbean.
Ewww I think necrophilia is illegal whether your fucking them during the wake or after Cap'n Kirk.
when i was a kid i knew this chick whose parents were stupid hippies and claimed to be buddhist and when their cat died the mom had it displayed in their living room for like a week
...and this one time...at band camp...
That's where most Catholic wakes were/are held. Usually in the front parlor of the house. Irish wakes are the best because everyone gets shit-faced and fist-fights.
What's the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
There's 1 less drunk at the funeral.
Duh.
Gay, your reply wasn't there when I hit the reply button.
Sorry, bad timing.
Should I give a fuck who this guy is?
EXACTLY!
mufukin tuff nigga nu g
Smerf says: Actually, I knew a guy in high school whose cousin died standing in the corner at a party. Nobody realized he was dead until the next morning.
I knew a guy whos' dad told him that in order to have his inheritance that his father would be stuffed and positioned in the sons entry way with a scowl on his face and an accusatory pointer finger outstretched, just so he would remember the shit his dad had taught him over the years. He was kidding of course, but the story is true....
My dad always tells me he's going to dance on my grave.
yep can imagine he'd feel like that
Will it be the Charleston, or the Macarena? Gentlemen place your bets.
I'm not sure. What's that dance that old white men can do?
The maccaraina?
We're not Italian.
Thats funny cause neither is the Macarena.
Go fuck your rotisserie Popeil.
I'm sorry. I thought he said macaroni.
Smerf says: Wow, this guy looks just like a dead guy I knew in my hometown. My sister even dated him for a while.
Dik says: ^noob.
Smerf says: I have a friend whose gay uncle's boyfriend looks just like William Shatner.
Dik says: I have shit out maggots that form the shape of Hank. Boom.
Shaka lacka shaka laka, I said a Boom shaka lacka ......
Giving one's own comment whammy status seems to be the new FIRST.
Hank, are you saying Smerf's sister dated a dead guy?
Smerf knew a guy who said that once is what I'm saying.
Did smerf move in with you Hank?
No, but he once knew a guy that moved in with a guy named Hank.
Not a chance in hell I'd grant that wish! Lay the fuck down nigga!
"and i swear to everything, when i leave this earth, its gon be on both feet, neva knees in da dirt"???????
Wessssssside!
DMX maybe?
lil wayne... carter 3
it's actually pretty good
it was from the remake he did from Jay-Z's "Hey Mr. Carter"
You might be gettin your wish. Isn't there another storm comming?
"Don't play in the GAWDEN, and don't smell her FLAAAHWAHHH!"
toolman, there's 2 coming.... i'll be gettin the fuck outta dodge monday
"call me mista CAWTAH or mista LAWNMOOOOWAHHH, man i got so many bitches like im Mike Lowry"
Goddamn, rap is so gay.
I just couldn't get into Lil Wayne's music after I heard he showers with the Birdman. If you're promoting "gangsta" rap...I don't think you should be showering with other men. But what do I know?
agreed.... then he tried to pass that shit off as a New Orleans thing... maybe he walked too far down Bourbon St
but the carter 3 was worthy because kanye did most of his shit
i absolutely can't stand Kanye. I want to hit him ever time I see him on tv.
kanye's ego makes him very unlikeable, but his production skills are top knotch
You know who's production skills are top notch? Steve Albini, Billy Anderson, and Scott Hull. Kanye could learn from them.
I produce a lot of gas.
kanye doent write his stuff.
you're all a bunch of fucking noobs
no, the beetles are a bunch of noobs
That Elvis is an Uber Noob
so they stuffed him
I just pour out some beer for the homie.
Just kidding, I don't waste beer.
I don't want to have to clean it up either.
You don't have any homies, so there's no chance of wasting beer on them
^Fact.
When a homie of mine dies, I toss a hunk of government cheese out the back window in loving memeory.
when a homie of mine dies, i just rape his mom
and steal his stuff
you misspelled homos
You misspelled "I cry myself to sleep"
nobody misspelled anything, fuck the hell off
Your boyfriend can look after himself Bootface. Piss off.
Oh well thank god i didnt misspell anything.
Ha still looks like a punk. Even in death.
Such bad posture, too.
I would shit myself if I got up in the middle of the night to take a piss and saw that thing sitting in the corner.
why would u be going for a piss in that ladies front room?
pretty bizarre
do you always roleplay being in fear and loathing?
they should not have embalming him, it would have been more fun
his postures all wrong , young man needs to stand with his shoulders back and chest out.
I'll assume he's just as useful as he ever was.
i dont see the lawn getting cut now
i'd want to do somethinmg funny to him
Like what? Stick a cigarette in his nose, or something?
Turn him around and write in Sharpie on his lower back "Insert dik here" with an arrow pointing at his crack?
Dress him in a tutu.
Get a boner, then put his hand around it like hes giving you a hand job, and take a picture?
LOL.
get into a staring contest
what sorta dumbass would make theyr family go through this when theyr dead? i just want to get my organs donated, my corps can then be dumped in a sewer
After they are done recovering from the fumes, they'll pass on your organs. Get back to that paint, sniffy.
you really think i find the sniffy/huffy shit offensive?
Just like a gringo to ask stupid questions.
gringos are stupid, indeed
Yes, you are.
You think it'd go down well if somebody got really drunk and puked on him as he stood there? I mean, it's not like he'd be able to do anything to them.
id love to puke on a dead guy standing in a corner like a total prick.
did you see a sign on my lawn that said dead nigger storage?!
Do you own a sign that says "Dead nigga storage?"
Don't fuckin' Jimmy me Jules.
It's Bootface's new lovedoll