I remember a scene from Stephen King's "IT" where everyone was eating chinese, and when they got the fortune cookies, one of the cookies sprouted an eyeball.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he's swallowed his glass eye and hasn't been able to shit for the past three days. Doc says, 'Okay, drop your trousers and bend over'. He takes a look and sees this glass eye staring out at him and says to the man, 'What's the matter, don't you trust me?'
Comments to Stinkeye
delicacy..
blue eye? shouldnt the eye be brown?
Colour contact perhaps? (shut up, I know that sucked...)
*poke*
Beastmaster is right on the money brother...for shizzle...did I just say that...dammit Sam get outt ame head maaaannn
I remember a scene from Stephen King's "IT" where everyone was eating chinese, and when they got the fortune cookies, one of the cookies sprouted an eyeball.
Do yourself a favor and read the book, it is SO much better and SO MUCH MORE fucked up :P
Plus there isn't and John Ritter OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Oh, I've read the book, too, but thought "IT" was one of the better movie versions of Stephen King's work. And what's wrong with John Ritter?
John RItter was awesome. It was his "straight" men parts that were the best: Bad Santa, and Slingblade. Understated comedic genius.
I was just being an asshole John ritter was awesome. I thought the Shawshank Redemption was the best King Movie.
eye candy
Damn, there's no way you can sneak anal up on that bitch. She's got the all-seeing eye.
"ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MY EYE?"
AWWWW SHITTTTTT....winna
if you look at it sideways it looks like a morbidly obese dolphin.. We will call him fapper......flippers retarded cousin
yeah it kind of does... weird...
AHAHAHAHA WTF!?!?! Greatest observation. Ever.
How old is that hand?
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he's swallowed his glass eye and hasn't been able to shit for the past three days. Doc says, 'Okay, drop your trousers and bend over'. He takes a look and sees this glass eye staring out at him and says to the man, 'What's the matter, don't you trust me?'
Haha, perfect joke for this entry.