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actually emailed this to my mom as newpuppy.jpg for a laugh...

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Comments to straightest guy ever

  • MsDuff
    MsDuff 2008-06-12T04:09:42Z says:

    I wonder how it would feel if you were to put a pen through all the rings and pull and twist.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2008-06-12T09:12:17Z says:

      And by pen you mean dick and by rings you mean asshole. Quit voicing your gay fantasies.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T11:28:22Z says:

      msduff are you having gay fantasies?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T11:29:40Z says:

      Stfu PuffAlottaPenis you are his gay fantasy.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T11:42:24Z says:

      you shut the fuck up mutton mouth...don't you have a trip planned e_tard

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T11:45:57Z says:

      Whats that mr anxiety? Go walk down the street turning round every 5 mins paranoid for my entertainment, greasy haired stoner.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T11:57:06Z says:

      paranoid for your entertainment? don't know where you get greasy hair from, you think you know me or something? sorry ned your off the markiemark hahahaha

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-12T12:08:07Z says:

      do you think you know me or something? -> you sound like a whining bitch, stfu cocksucker

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-12T12:15:45Z says:

      you gotta be as fat as a walruss or born with some deformity for sure to be saying all those fat hidious bitches posted here are hot and youd take em. one thing for sure is, youre one ugly motherfucker

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T12:20:04Z says:

      i'm sorry elchrust, did i leave you out of my comments to teebag...really,really sorry teebag must be fucking your tranny ass

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T12:26:01Z says:

      fat hidious bitches need loving too

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-12T12:40:04Z says:

      yup, from as hidious people like them selves.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T12:49:03Z says:

      Rofl PuffAlottaPenis gets really sensitive when I mention his greasy hair and paranoia. Truth hurts, kinda like spike Brain.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T12:57:40Z says:

      i'm sorry teebag was my comment to sensative for you? yawn

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-06-12T14:45:56Z says:

      Ha. Does the Ms. mean nothing to you, idiot? I don't have a dong or a ball sack.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-06-12T14:53:38Z says:

      Duff, you're on a site that is regularly referred to as "MS".

      Also, make with the tits to prove you're female.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-12T14:57:21Z says:

      what about a meat whistle? do you have a meat whistle?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T16:33:10Z says:

      MsDuffus wants an explosion of meat across her fat face, gimme some segaStyle® control brain duff.

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-06-12T17:53:39Z says:

      ...or a pork dagger?

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-12T18:13:07Z says:

      hey myan how do you get that registered trademark R?? it's not on my keyboard..

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-12T18:27:32Z says:

      Here Dik...

      http://tlt.its.psu.edu/suggestions/international/web/codehtml.html#punc

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-12T18:27:58Z says:

      uh oh... try this without the space where it breaks..

      http://tlt.its.psu.edu/suggestions/international/web/codehtml.htm
      l#punc

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-06-12T18:53:18Z says:

      Wow that was long post about nothing, good thing I never read this shit.

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-06-12T21:24:34Z says:

      I know what MS stands for at this site.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-12T21:31:51Z says:

      It means "Mammary Snaps". *hint*

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-06-12T21:35:47Z says:

      No Fudgemaker. I don't need to show off my hooters.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-12T21:41:12Z says:

      hahah fugsmuker

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-06-12T21:44:38Z says:

      No, you don't need to show them off. We just feel that you SHOULD show them off.

    • MsDuff
      MsDuff 2008-06-12T21:51:43Z says:

      Oh, speaking of boobs. I was leaving work and I seen this 65 year old lady wearing a tank top with no bra. Her boobs looked like little pyramids. It was gross.

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2008-06-15T14:34:05Z says:

      make wit the tits!

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-06-12T04:46:13Z says:

    I don't get how these people get tatoo artists to do this. They must have a shitload of money.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-06-12T04:51:34Z says:

      this guy has a shitload of something but it doesn't look like money to me

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-06-12T04:52:05Z says:

    does he ever wipe?

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T11:30:19Z says:

      no

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-06-12T15:14:17Z says:

      Maybe he just needs an Ass-bleaching, like to porn stars.

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-12T21:53:35Z says:

      ever thought that it might be iodine from having the ring inserted.

  • Typical
    Typical 2008-06-12T05:16:37Z says:

    How the HELL would you EVER heal a piercing through your fucking anus...?
    Can someone please tell me how?

    • cort
      cort 2008-06-12T06:40:51Z says:

      Post a tit pic, and the answer to all your questions will become clear, grasshopper.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-06-12T22:07:49Z says:

      I'm not a grasshopper, I am a robot.

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2008-06-12T05:19:51Z says:

    This guy just made one bad decision after another.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T10:25:25Z says:

      Then he made another and became a whopper.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-06-12T15:15:26Z says:

      Mmm, Whopper. I'm hungry. Wait, no, never mind.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-06-12T06:35:46Z says:

    This is an indication that you can never have enough penises, I guess...

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-06-12T12:46:39Z says:

      that sounds worryingly gay wario

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2008-06-12T08:26:25Z says:

    I can't imagine the conversation during this tatoo.

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-12T11:19:45Z says:

      nice weather we're having

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-06-12T11:30:00Z says:

      go for a drink later

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-06-12T12:47:19Z says:

      now this might hurt just the tiniest bit

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-06-12T17:04:14Z says:

      It's O.k., my boyfriend will be rubbing the ointment on for me, but thanks for the offer...

  • AntonioMainenti
    AntonioMainenti 2008-06-12T14:44:23Z says:

    am I the only one thinking--that doesn't really look like an ass

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-12T14:56:09Z says:

      yes

    • AntonioMainenti
      AntonioMainenti 2008-06-12T15:19:56Z says:

      dik, this is not a human ass, they just don't look like this

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-12T18:47:25Z says:

      its a babboon of course

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-06-12T20:38:25Z says:

      it looks "slightly" used.

    • AntonioMainenti
      AntonioMainenti 2008-06-12T21:30:11Z says:

      no...it doesn't have a crack....there are not ass cheeks

  • cuntbutter
    cuntbutter 2008-06-12T16:52:00Z says:

    i never want my asshole to get that much attention

  • BlackTEE
    BlackTEE 2008-06-12T17:00:04Z says:

    Rofl just thought of a pun, bit late but here goes, Well thats a pain in the ass. BlackTEE®.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T17:01:31Z says:

      Just realised it wasn't really a pun and I should be punished with some swiftCore side-psychotic brain.

    • TheCOB
      TheCOB 2008-06-12T18:04:42Z says:

      Yeah, not for its not being a pun, but for the fact that you rolled on the floor laughing when you thought of it.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-12T18:29:04Z says:

      SwiftCore side-psychotic brain was enough punishment your just kicking a BlackTEE® while its down.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-06-12T20:39:58Z says:

      I really cant figure out why you got banned before... It's an enigma.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-06-12T20:18:04Z says:

    defentently shit

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-06-12T20:41:02Z says:

    I would like to chat with the artist... If only for a moment.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-06-12T20:42:09Z says:

    Your mom must be a real class act. -BTW, tell her I said hi.

  • XxShadowFalconxX
    XxShadowFalconxX 2008-06-15T14:55:20Z says:

    Smerf????

  • Fxingfresh735XD
    Fxingfresh735XD 2009-06-21T02:12:12Z says:

    Good luck going to the bathroom

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T02:29:12Z says:

      good luck surviving on Mucho

thecandiru
posted June 12, 2008