It's ok guys, don't get scared that theres a girl on here who doesn't weigh 300 lbs and my face doesn't look like I got in a fight with a lawn mower. I do bite though.
Sweetheart, I saw a comment yesterday from you about weight. I can't remember exactly what it was, but it concerned the exaggeration of a woman's weight. Insinuating that there is now middle ground and that if women aren't fat then they are anorexic.
The term is slim. You don't have to go to the extreme of describing a woman who is slim as 'anorexic'. If however, they are actually anorexic, it would then be appropriate.
"But you boys are comparing her to porn stars, not women that you would actually be capable of getting in bed.. so lighten up"
Luckily you're a noob with few comments, so all I had to do was check your homepage.
OK, so I was a little off. However, that comment was in relation to the size of a women. You were claiming that people are incapable of getting a slim women with big boobs into bed.
I'm confident in my assumption that you are overweight, not necessarily morbidly obese, but definitely overweight. You are also a little insecure about it & feel the need to describe slim women as 'anorexic' & make claims that the only slim women with big boobs out there are in the porn industry.
If it is any consolation, you do have a pretty face. If that is your pic you're using as an avatar. Get to the gym & you'll be much more attractive overall.
Jeez, you and Irish need to stfu about "going to the gym" already. Who are you, Richard Fucking Simmons, trying to promote exercise and a healthy lifestyle?
Hank, fuck you. I've mentioned the gym like 3, maybe 4 times & it has always been in context. Don't start bitching at me, or Irish about mentioning the gym, insinuating that we are bragging or showing off. Don't you talk about teaching English, 'cause your obviously showing off using your dumb ass logic.
Yes I am new, and Im not going to pretend like I'm some Pro at making nasty comments to impress my internet friends. I commented on the fat chick getting fucked not defending that she was skinny, but that she is not obese shes simply not flawless. Defending shanny in that if you want a chick with real tits then shes MOST LIKELY gunna have some meat on her. The reason I've had two comments regarding weight is because you assholes act as though you only bang porn stars and super models when im sure you guys arent all slim abercombie models.
I in fact am very tone, I am a hockey player.. I practice 2 hours a day and spend an hour and a half conditioning everyday.. I'm sure it will lead to more insults, but hey.. I can handle it
"OK, so I was a little off. However, that comment was in relation to the size of a women. You were claiming that people are incapable of getting a slim women with big boobs into bed. "
I also, was a little off! My reference to anorexic was more or less aimed at the fact that they have no ass, boobs or any curves whatsoever, but hey that might just be because they're most likely 12..
I didn't say that "people" are not capable of getting skinny women with boobs, I was saying YOU people who are judge women like 14 year old boys would are incapable of getting women with a nice body in bed
Definitely not truce bitch. Get your tits oot for the lads, or get the fuck out. do you know where you came when you signed up? This isssss Sparrrt- I mean Muuuchho! You fat fuck, hockey-playing dyke.
Oh, and by the way...your avatar looks like Brook Hogan after a 5-day guilt-tripped eating binge. Go 'tone' a little more...then post your tits like all the other attention hos that pollute this site with their wafting, mackerel-scented, cock-warmers.
Get my tits out? dont need to get my kicks hearing I have nice tits from in the closet fucks like you. I am able to have real, amazing sex.. dont need to get off on trying to continue an arguement with someone I know nothing about
Nice contradiction from your aforementioned lack of desire to impress. Don't assume that everyone here is a fat, ugly loser okay hun? (but I've checked, and most are). Old Brooky has nothing on you huh? That's the spirit. We like our attention hos deluded and feisty here. Now, snap a pic of your front entrance and post it (don't forget the 'MS' above your gash somewhere as proof).
Haha, sweetie I told you.. posting a pic of myself is not what I need to make me feel good about myself. Deluded.. not so much! Feisty? more like willing to fight to the death.
You tell me not to assume that everyone here is fat and ugly, I dont whatsoever. You assume because Im a woman on here I am, fat ugly and an attention whore wich I am none of
Well...what the fuck you doin here then? I wish someone else would back me up on the Mucho code right now. By definition...any female that enters this realm is an automatic entrant into the Attention Ho Showdown. Awww! You even said 'sweetie' which excites a guy like me who spends most his days (and nights) in his momma's basement playing WoW and masturbating furiously over second-hand copies of 1990s issues of Hustler.
Tell me you've been a bad girl that needs a thorough spanking, and suck on that finger a lil more...and it's a done deal...I'm gonna stroke my love muscle until a magnificent eruption of baby-making juice fills the room, like some awful sperm-spattered crime scene.
I have not been visiting mucho for much more than 6 months and never really gotten into reading comments until lately. I suppose I am now enlightened to how you view women who actually have the balls to visit and comment on the site.
I would hardly consider myself an attention whore. Im more along the lines of an in the closet freak and I get my release here.
That's a great start, 'darlin' *wink wink*. Seriously, I hardly watch the vids here anymore. It's all about making outrageous and/or funny remarks for me these days...and arguing with a few 'arch enemies' too. You'll have to toughen up if you wanna hang though...coz I am pretty mild and non-offensive I reckon.
But yeah, get your fucking tits out already.
Hockeybritt all you need to know is that I'm the best looking and coolest and funniest, most intelligent user on here and you should infatuate yourself with me, also send me a pic of tits, drumrave@gmail.com
britt...I would kindly advise you that drumrave (cumslave/fat fuck/pussy-assed pedo/pathetic shit-eating genuine basement-dwelling blancmanche) is a real-life pedophile...and you should avoid him like the plague.
Use the search feature to find a pic of him...you'll be ummm 'dazzled'. He respresents and depicts all the wrongness of this site...he's the fat part of a good steak...the weak part of a good brake...the real part of a real fake...etc. etc.
If I were to become an internet whore, I'd atleast be an expensive one. I'll expect 3 grand in my paypal account by friday and I'll give you a reason to jizz so hard it lands in your hair.
Cruelhomo doesn't know shit, ask some of the other regulars and they will tell you how awesome I am. Also, it's hard to be a pedo when I don't like prepubescent kids and I'm 19
Funny thing is im not sure who in here is even a guy or girl.. whos strait or not.. and whos actually fucked up and whos just a little freaky like me lol
this is going to turn into a train wreck quickly... i can just see it.
britt you aren't worth 3grand.. wtf drugs are you smoking to even say that?
and as far as who's who.. define fucked up...
Oh yeah. I see. What, a mere 3 grand large, just to see the squidgy front-bumps of a D grade Brook Hogan/ B grade Miss Piggy? Suuure, where do I sign up for that credit-crunch-busting value for money.
I'm not sure if you're going to eventually fit in or quietly disappear. You'll just have to stop thinking that it is OK for fat people to be fat, that we're all obese virgins like drumrave etc
Do a search of user names and you'll find a lot of members pics on here.
Comments to Strip fight
jailbait?
I bet the chick in the red shirt is.
Red shirt? I see pink you colorblind fuck.
she fugly. jail"bait" implies something that you would go for.
Nah man, that's definitely jail bait. Anymore would have to be a step up, something I like to call "Prison Lure".
yup i guess girls just strip fight out of no where now
they stripfight like girls
Brilliant comment.
Needed more fight, not just 12 year old anorexic chicks dying to get naked
Agreed. I don't recall seeing ANY fighting to speak of...GYP!
Chill fatty. They aren't anorexic, they just aren't fat.
Just another case of a jealous fat woman. If she isn't classed of obese, she must be anorexic...of course.
fatty? HAHAHA
Theres difference between having some muscle on you, and a REAL set of tits, then being fat.
Honestly. But, now you have me intrigued Britt. How about showing us that difference first hand?
every one of you can go fuck yourselves
except oranje
Haha, I don't need to subject myself to that.
It's ok guys, don't get scared that theres a girl on here who doesn't weigh 300 lbs and my face doesn't look like I got in a fight with a lawn mower. I do bite though.
Sweetheart, I saw a comment yesterday from you about weight. I can't remember exactly what it was, but it concerned the exaggeration of a woman's weight. Insinuating that there is now middle ground and that if women aren't fat then they are anorexic.
The term is slim. You don't have to go to the extreme of describing a woman who is slim as 'anorexic'. If however, they are actually anorexic, it would then be appropriate.
also go fuck yourself too
"But you boys are comparing her to porn stars, not women that you would actually be capable of getting in bed.. so lighten up"
Luckily you're a noob with few comments, so all I had to do was check your homepage.
OK, so I was a little off. However, that comment was in relation to the size of a women. You were claiming that people are incapable of getting a slim women with big boobs into bed.
I'm confident in my assumption that you are overweight, not necessarily morbidly obese, but definitely overweight. You are also a little insecure about it & feel the need to describe slim women as 'anorexic' & make claims that the only slim women with big boobs out there are in the porn industry.
If it is any consolation, you do have a pretty face. If that is your pic you're using as an avatar. Get to the gym & you'll be much more attractive overall.
Jeez, you and Irish need to stfu about "going to the gym" already. Who are you, Richard Fucking Simmons, trying to promote exercise and a healthy lifestyle?
Nobody cares. Keep it to yourself.
And with that, I'm off to the gym.
You misspelt 'to have a mirror wank'.
Oranje. What the heck are you doing talking about women, when we all know you fucked a really ugly 'female' with mental retardation?
What the fuck did I say about the gym??
*After checking*
Oh, I told her to go & lose some weight.
Hank, fuck you. I've mentioned the gym like 3, maybe 4 times & it has always been in context. Don't start bitching at me, or Irish about mentioning the gym, insinuating that we are bragging or showing off. Don't you talk about teaching English, 'cause your obviously showing off using your dumb ass logic.
Yes I am new, and Im not going to pretend like I'm some Pro at making nasty comments to impress my internet friends. I commented on the fat chick getting fucked not defending that she was skinny, but that she is not obese shes simply not flawless. Defending shanny in that if you want a chick with real tits then shes MOST LIKELY gunna have some meat on her. The reason I've had two comments regarding weight is because you assholes act as though you only bang porn stars and super models when im sure you guys arent all slim abercombie models.
I in fact am very tone, I am a hockey player.. I practice 2 hours a day and spend an hour and a half conditioning everyday.. I'm sure it will lead to more insults, but hey.. I can handle it
"OK, so I was a little off. However, that comment was in relation to the size of a women. You were claiming that people are incapable of getting a slim women with big boobs into bed. "
I also, was a little off! My reference to anorexic was more or less aimed at the fact that they have no ass, boobs or any curves whatsoever, but hey that might just be because they're most likely 12..
I didn't say that "people" are not capable of getting skinny women with boobs, I was saying YOU people who are judge women like 14 year old boys would are incapable of getting women with a nice body in bed
Truce?
Definitely not truce bitch. Get your tits oot for the lads, or get the fuck out. do you know where you came when you signed up? This isssss Sparrrt- I mean Muuuchho! You fat fuck, hockey-playing dyke.
Oh, and by the way...your avatar looks like Brook Hogan after a 5-day guilt-tripped eating binge. Go 'tone' a little more...then post your tits like all the other attention hos that pollute this site with their wafting, mackerel-scented, cock-warmers.
Get my tits out? dont need to get my kicks hearing I have nice tits from in the closet fucks like you. I am able to have real, amazing sex.. dont need to get off on trying to continue an arguement with someone I know nothing about
Brook Hogan has nothing on me
Nice contradiction from your aforementioned lack of desire to impress. Don't assume that everyone here is a fat, ugly loser okay hun? (but I've checked, and most are). Old Brooky has nothing on you huh? That's the spirit. We like our attention hos deluded and feisty here. Now, snap a pic of your front entrance and post it (don't forget the 'MS' above your gash somewhere as proof).
Haha, sweetie I told you.. posting a pic of myself is not what I need to make me feel good about myself. Deluded.. not so much! Feisty? more like willing to fight to the death.
You tell me not to assume that everyone here is fat and ugly, I dont whatsoever. You assume because Im a woman on here I am, fat ugly and an attention whore wich I am none of
Well...what the fuck you doin here then? I wish someone else would back me up on the Mucho code right now. By definition...any female that enters this realm is an automatic entrant into the Attention Ho Showdown. Awww! You even said 'sweetie' which excites a guy like me who spends most his days (and nights) in his momma's basement playing WoW and masturbating furiously over second-hand copies of 1990s issues of Hustler.
Tell me you've been a bad girl that needs a thorough spanking, and suck on that finger a lil more...and it's a done deal...I'm gonna stroke my love muscle until a magnificent eruption of baby-making juice fills the room, like some awful sperm-spattered crime scene.
I have not been visiting mucho for much more than 6 months and never really gotten into reading comments until lately. I suppose I am now enlightened to how you view women who actually have the balls to visit and comment on the site.
I would hardly consider myself an attention whore. Im more along the lines of an in the closet freak and I get my release here.
Enjoy yourself
That's a great start, 'darlin' *wink wink*. Seriously, I hardly watch the vids here anymore. It's all about making outrageous and/or funny remarks for me these days...and arguing with a few 'arch enemies' too. You'll have to toughen up if you wanna hang though...coz I am pretty mild and non-offensive I reckon.
But yeah, get your fucking tits out already.
I actually am an Abercrombie model and, although CruelHoMo is a douche bag, he's right. Tits or GTFO.
Rish, you misspelt K-Mart.
Sorry, the tits are staying it...
Toughen up? Come on fellas you haven't seen anything yet.
well then irish..Lemme see
Hockeybritt all you need to know is that I'm the best looking and coolest and funniest, most intelligent user on here and you should infatuate yourself with me, also send me a pic of tits, drumrave@gmail.com
that is all, now back to being cool and sexy
let me stipulate that *a pic of your tits
Send your info to drum he'll send it to me and I'll send you some of my portfolio shots.
britt...I would kindly advise you that drumrave (cumslave/fat fuck/pussy-assed pedo/pathetic shit-eating genuine basement-dwelling blancmanche) is a real-life pedophile...and you should avoid him like the plague.
Use the search feature to find a pic of him...you'll be ummm 'dazzled'. He respresents and depicts all the wrongness of this site...he's the fat part of a good steak...the weak part of a good brake...the real part of a real fake...etc. etc.
If I were to become an internet whore, I'd atleast be an expensive one. I'll expect 3 grand in my paypal account by friday and I'll give you a reason to jizz so hard it lands in your hair.
^attention whore
Cruelhomo doesn't know shit, ask some of the other regulars and they will tell you how awesome I am. Also, it's hard to be a pedo when I don't like prepubescent kids and I'm 19
HAHAHA had to
I got a quarter you can have, it's pretty shiny also and all yours just hit send
drum is safe. Send your info to him, he'll send it to me and everything will be gravy.
Funny thing is im not sure who in here is even a guy or girl.. whos strait or not.. and whos actually fucked up and whos just a little freaky like me lol
Britt...I'll send ya 3cents and an only-slightly-used condom. That suffice?
I'll give you my facebook and you'll see how normal I am
3 grand
You misspelled "attention whore".
I'm probably also the funniest person on here, at least I have the best sense of humor
LOL drum rave lets see it
Britt...please be aware you are currently being groomed. Like I said...search 'drumrave' and see the proof. He's a genuine pedo.
send me the email babe
this is going to turn into a train wreck quickly... i can just see it.
britt you aren't worth 3grand.. wtf drugs are you smoking to even say that?
and as far as who's who.. define fucked up...
So people post pictures of themselves on here to let everyone kno what they look like
I'll give you the Mucho for dummies also, all I need is your tits in my inbox
HAHAHAHAH
I can't think of anyone I would pay 3 grand to see naked.
Point being, its obvious you wouldn't pay 3 grand.. so no one will be seeing my tits
I'll show you my tits
Oh yeah. I see. What, a mere 3 grand large, just to see the squidgy front-bumps of a D grade Brook Hogan/ B grade Miss Piggy? Suuure, where do I sign up for that credit-crunch-busting value for money.
We've already seen your tits drumrave, no reposts. You need to come up with some new shit!
Hockey + Good looking women = Win-Win for Freshie.
GO SHARKS!
Atta boy gimmie
I'm not sure if you're going to eventually fit in or quietly disappear. You'll just have to stop thinking that it is OK for fat people to be fat, that we're all obese virgins like drumrave etc
Do a search of user names and you'll find a lot of members pics on here.
Remember, you haven't joined ebaums.
I'm not leaving anytime soon
Yeah, you'd be surprised how many people who used to come here said that too.
I'm predicting you'll have an easier time than some 'cause of your avatar, but time will tell.
Please tell me what you think of my pictures.
train wreck :)
you're motivating me that much more to keep my bitchy ass here
Wow, she may be too much of a match for us, guys. Maybe we should back off.
lmao--funniest comment ever 1rish
Thin air is way more than a match for you, Irish.
how on earth was 1rish1's comment funny ?
It really bothers you guys when someone pays me a compliment, doesn't it?
no ... just think its gay
When did I say anything about your comment being funny or unfunny?
Can you gays read?
wow that redhead looked about 12 or so...
i approve.
And I second that approval.
Didn't we already go through this?
I bet the flat chested ones are jealous of ol' flapjacks there.
I'd rather watch a dog take a crap than this stupid shit. Find a real fight where they rip each others clothes off.
where have you been toolman? How's the wife
I've been with the wife. Now her good leg is paralyzed. Doctors fucked up. But not permanent.