Also, PissyPants, I didn't say if the student was male or female, child or adult. It seems your fantasies are creeping into your comments the same way you creep into your step-son's room at night.
This old man, his name's Hank
He played knick knack with a spank
With a nick-knack fudge attack,
Give a little boy a bone
This old man
Came stumbling home.
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Should I be worried that I'm masturbating furiously? What a good idea...
No need to worry unless you start a fire.
or if you're on the bus, then i'd worry a little.
or on a first date
Arch has done this, without the poster I'm sure.
I bet Arch has done this. Without the camera as well!
I bet I would do this if I could afford a car.
Use mine!
I bet I would use your car, if I didn't believe you already had 4 girls in there.
Than use mine.
The hats make for good head covers.
Yeah, for the girls.
Are dead hookers considered as girls?
Depends on the progress of decomposition
I submitted this a week or two ago for you Arch, hmmmm.
You always submit for Archman, don't you?
I could submit you, and you know it.
I know nothing of the sort.
More dirty talk about rolling around on the ground with other men, nice
I don't know if it's that nice. I mean, it's ok, but not great.
And since it is somewhat related to above:
In this evening's recent searches:
plunger
mike jones <<--?
german bukkake
and:
star trek porn <---- dik, you ass.
ooh, ooh, I got Capri
Star Trek porn
yep, got plunger and Mike Jones, too
Mike Jones was good for a while.
"how to orgasm for a SATAN"..no kidding
?
recent searches
Glasses
Me
The Cumshots
Painful Anal
Lesbian tribute, and beastiality for some reason.
SATAN was a separate search.
dance motherfucker
amauter milf (Hey... I didn't spell it)
young girls raped (WTF?)
My contribution,
"rikki lake birth video." Seriously, who wants to see that?
Lmao, but my favourite is
"how to put you dick in a pussy"
I'm starting to see "Super-hero-fuck" and "breast pump"... ergh...
Japanese
sex
caught masturbating
Mako
caught masturbating
dogs in public.
Naked imbecile
Irish1 drunk
streaking through kindergarten at noon
"dildo viblator" WTF?
Dik and Jaimee
caught having sex
behind the beer store
These are almost like haiku.
Hank works at high school
in Japan
Pencil keeps dropping
i think that
hank is
into the saki again
actually i feel artistic a little after that
your thorny rose
is goddamned
poking me in the buttocks
I'm at work now. No sake for a couple more hours.
They let you look at Mucho when you're teaching High School?
I teach 7 hours a week at a high school. I'm at my private English school now. I was waiting for a student to show up.
Do you always jerk it before teaching a young Japanese boy Engrish?
Hank is gay
he loves
cock in his asshole
Who said I was jerking it, retard?
Irish took a chance
in a little boy's pants
He did a little dance
The boy cried and went home
Hahaha!
Also, PissyPants, I didn't say if the student was male or female, child or adult. It seems your fantasies are creeping into your comments the same way you creep into your step-son's room at night.
Hank likes men
to ram it up his ass while he blows barnyard animals.
Really, Irish. If that's your best, you're better off not typing anything.
This old man, his name's Hank
He played knick knack with a spank
With a nick-knack fudge attack,
Give a little boy a bone
This old man
Came stumbling home.
Fuck, you stealing my material? I've done the Knick Knack song twist before.
There once was a boy named PussyHands
But everyone called him PissyPants
He had a small weiner
But also a vageener
And pissed himself at every chance
I wasn't trying to be poetic on the last one. I was just stating a fact.
I need to go to Japan.
You are all stupid,
But still I find you funny.
What is wrong with me?
Everything.
You have moobs.
and you're ginger
Nipplydoodlers
I kept thinking of that scene from "Dirty Work" in the new car lot, "I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!"
Exactly what i was thinking and then i was thinking slob on my knob.
Middle Schools, fear Apathy, fear him well.
Can you help me find my puppy?
I know where your "puppy" is already... but I'm not a Middle school girl.. so I'm safe :P
Or, I'm lost can you ride along with me?
Your mom called. I'm supposed to pick you up today. Hop in!
Want some candy?
No ap, but maybe I can help you find some pussy.
Did your dad finally die?
Why are you so interested in him?
Nekro.
"if i give you a sweet will you get in the car little boy?"..................... "Give me the bag mister and i'll blow your cock"
lol
This. Is. Awesome.
Although my van would have worked better. I has curtains.
...made of clothes
... and skin
She's tiny.
U don't any tricks , just find those teen girls that are on the maury show , they want bang, even bang you for bus fair and some of them are hot