I'm getting one, the description reads:
You sit there, eyes glued to writing, arcade-quality graphics- pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you're breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you're shooting all over the place- but its no use... "GAME OVER."
hahahaha silly boy... you give america too much credit... we're responsible for x-box... but then again there is a huge sega biulding in cali somewhere, so you may be correct
wikipedia says that: "Sega was founded in 1940 as Standard Games (later Service Games) in Honolulu, Hawaii,[3] by Martin Bromely, Irving Bromberg, and James Humpert to provide coin-operated amusements for American servicemen on military bases. Bromely suggested that the company move to Tokyo, Japan in 1951 and in May 1952 "SErvice GAmes of Japan" was registered." but since this is wiki every moron can edit it so its probably crap anyway
I guess not everyone can understand... See I knew i was in the right 10 years ago when I was kicked out of the arcade for crankin one out on to Street Fighter...
Yah i don't think my mom would have bought me one of these as a child if she read this Ad... either way if anyone ever calls me out for masterbating now, i'm pointing the finger at her...
Comments to Subliminal Sega Advertisement
oh yeah play with it more
Now if only more girls wanted to play games with us
Those Japanese.....always finding ways to make everyday events seem like your really just masterbating.
I think SEGA's american, isn't it?
hahahaha silly boy... you give america too much credit... we're responsible for x-box... but then again there is a huge sega biulding in cali somewhere, so you may be correct
I always thought that Sega were Japanese in origin.
I know XBOX was designed by the subcompany who made DirectX under Microsoft, but wasn't sure about SEGA.
wikipedia says that: "Sega was founded in 1940 as Standard Games (later Service Games) in Honolulu, Hawaii,[3] by Martin Bromely, Irving Bromberg, and James Humpert to provide coin-operated amusements for American servicemen on military bases. Bromely suggested that the company move to Tokyo, Japan in 1951 and in May 1952 "SErvice GAmes of Japan" was registered." but since this is wiki every moron can edit it so its probably crap anyway
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SEGA!!
That's why they call it a joystick, ladies and gentlemen!
What was subliminal about that? Seems pretty goddamned overt to me!
I guess not everyone can understand... See I knew i was in the right 10 years ago when I was kicked out of the arcade for crankin one out on to Street Fighter...
Kinda same story here in recent years, except the fact that I was playing DDR.
So thats why I masturbate so much... because of my other fun pastime.
Yah i don't think my mom would have bought me one of these as a child if she read this Ad... either way if anyone ever calls me out for masterbating now, i'm pointing the finger at her...
hahaha...thats pretty funny.
And I like the boarder collie pic Jones
Boarder collie? I suffer from hypertrichosis,
I'm guessing this ad was out of a playboy or some such?
lol.. god I hope so
I think it was in Ranger Rick
Try, MAD magazine.
Highlights
Friggin japs
Lol liek a p3n0rz1!!