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Suck On This

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Comments to Suck On This

  • BlackTEE
    BlackTEE 2008-03-18T04:06:59Z says:

    They aren't to scale are they? look a little big, oh, and LOVE the inter racial news cast by the way.

    • Scrotumus
      Scrotumus 2008-03-18T11:16:43Z says:

      That wasn't fucking Bill Murray.

    • AintThatABitch
      AintThatABitch 2008-03-18T21:24:31Z says:

      I'd let my kids suck on em.

  • EveryTimeUDie
    EveryTimeUDie 2008-03-18T04:08:28Z says:

    Shut up. It's a fucking rocket ship you dumb cunt.

    • Scrotumus
      Scrotumus 2008-03-18T11:14:58Z says:

      Yeah, Wal*Mart shoppers are fucking idiots.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-18T11:17:55Z says:

      ^ : ( clearly doesn't care about what might "HAPPEN to other families with children older than ashlin"

    • Scrotumus
      Scrotumus 2008-03-19T03:00:46Z says:

      Children would have found those straws funny. Unless they were raised by attention grabbing, pseudo-yuppie, trailer park bitches.

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-03-18T04:32:02Z says:

    Now we have paranoid prudes

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-03-18T04:54:37Z says:

      If they were shaped like pistols, I bet you'd change your tune in a hurry.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-03-18T05:13:16Z says:

      Toy guns are all over

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-03-18T05:44:18Z says:

      So are cocks, just trying to provoke your liberal sensibilities.

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-03-18T04:32:59Z says:

    Ricockulous

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-03-18T05:01:25Z says:

      Prepenisterous

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-03-18T12:14:00Z says:

      cockalicious

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-03-18T15:39:25Z says:

      obnoxious

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-19T02:56:09Z says:

      Dicktacular

  • dik
    dik 2008-03-18T04:44:19Z says:

    the guys who made these probably had a good laugh that day

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-03-18T05:02:24Z says:

      Then they lost their jobs.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-03-18T05:52:38Z says:

      hahah yeah

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-03-18T05:58:43Z says:

      It was Xen and Hadu in the china plant being 'silly'.... Hey Xen, lets make big cock straw!

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-18T11:14:20Z says:

      "yah ha ha ret's make biiiggg amelican cock! yah ha ha

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-03-18T05:02:36Z says:

    Slow news day = story about penis straws.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-03-18T05:05:16Z says:

      Let's just hope someone murders a few people or someone goes around feeling little kids.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-03-18T11:22:07Z says:

      I got #2 covered.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-03-18T12:14:35Z says:

      lol

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-03-18T05:53:59Z says:

    give me a fucking break.


    yoru child dosent see it.. its only offensive if you have a dirty mind to begin with so really the problem isnt with the maker or walmart its with a single mom who hasnt gotten laid in several years and thinks aboutcock too much.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-03-18T05:59:46Z says:

      That kid was no more than 3... :O

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-03-18T10:40:29Z says:

      fuck...




      you....

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-03-18T16:07:00Z says:

      No







      Thanks.

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-03-18T06:52:30Z says:

    Well, that's what you get for shopping at Walmart.

  • earthdiedscreaming
    earthdiedscreaming 2008-03-18T10:47:44Z says:

    It's a big red rocker

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2008-03-18T11:12:52Z says:

    perverted minds find perversion wherever they look for it.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-03-18T15:40:56Z says:

      Fuck, I thought the world was just having a laugh with me.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-03-18T20:19:12Z says:

      you've probably got cocks on the mind too

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-03-18T11:20:50Z says:

    I want to fuck that dumb bitch in the ass.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-03-18T11:21:18Z says:

      Then maybe go for a quickie with her mom.

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-18T17:17:31Z says:

      haha

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2008-03-18T20:27:03Z says:

    if she thinks those straws look enough like a dick to take off the market shes a bigger idiot than the normal housewife. Thats not what they were made to look like.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-03-18T23:43:15Z says:

    LSD uses these straws to drink his coffee on his break time.

    • LSD
      LSD 2008-03-18T23:51:58Z says:

      1rish1 uses these straws to stuff his pants for all of his woMEN friends.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-19T01:05:44Z says:

      LSD likes to play "tummysticks" with the bag boys at Wal-Mart.

    • LSD
      LSD 2008-03-19T16:43:26Z says:

      1rish1 knows what tummysticks are...

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-19T16:48:34Z says:

      ^does not have the brains or guts to be a cop...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-19T20:25:58Z says:

      LSD is a raging homo, and barely has the brains to work security at Wal-Mart.

  • gamez87
    gamez87 2008-03-19T00:07:09Z says:

    she must be really bored and seriously have nothing better to do...

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-03-19T00:29:23Z says:

    MY GOD!!!! Just throw those two straws away. Not that big of a deal.

drinksonme
posted March 18, 2008