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yeah, why a broom of all things?
my god your gay
If The-Velvet-Fag says your gay, it must be true.
omg dont listen to them. THat comment was down right hilarious
It looks like an ice scraper to me. And he might have used it to reach the trigger.
Oops, should have read the next comment first.
Either that or he has a snow brush fetish.
no, I just got it, He is handicapped, and couldn't use his foot or toes to get the trigger back, so why not lighten up the trigger to say, 4 lbs?
Actually he's short and was trying to use the ice scraper to hit the gas, and the shotgun to hit the break. He saw a chipmunk and breaked too harded.
thinking he used the broom to reach the trigger. I recommend when you try it to just use your toes
I'm thinking you missed the reply button... But I wish all the these "First" fuckers on here tonight would try it...
you'll deal with them for us tonight nurse?
With a speculum...Or her dick..
I have a mighty large set of balls Keef but no dick...
Yak, does this mean I get to use the Banhammer?? Huh? huh? huh?!!! Cause I could do some damage with it...
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!!!
Rock On!
you email or msg me with who you want banned and i'll give them a 12 hour ban :P
Damn.. only ONE???
Start with that stupid fat fuck VicSin.
Evening All!
It looks like one of those telescoping ones. They extend to like 6 feet long or so. you can scrape snow off your entire car while standing in one spot.
6 feet? that sounds like a lie to me!
ps hi oranje.
A lie, no... I was guessing. They do extend pretty far though.
What's up, boom?
I used to work in an auto parts store. That's not an extendable scrapper, but they do make ones with at least a 6 foot reach.
I wonder if HelloNurse banned someone?
VicSinWhunu hasn't been around for a while.
hey orangie!
Nope, I haven't banned anyone... I'm vindictive, so I'm waiting for someone to piss me off
*slinks away into a corner*
why are you still talking, when you should be busting your ass trying to pleasure me?.... now get to work, damnit
sheesh.... give a woman an inch, and i swear, she'll steal a yard....
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*packs twelve hours worth of luggage...
HAHAHAHA BBBT. It's be pretty hard for you to piss me off.
*It'd
Damn, I must be hungover :(
darn.....
I'm not hungover. I'm just hung.
Like a proud hamster?? :D And if you say fuck you again, I'm going to start thinking you mean it... :P hahaha
welcome back oranje
elchris, you're number one in my book.... keep up the good work bro...
^your fuckin delerious nice-t!
thats a snow scraper isn't it?
yep
If it is its not like one i have ever seen i thought those where more flat and had like a Squeegee-like thing on the top of it
mage, yeah thats on the other side... they can be pretty long (at least in canada) one side is a brush and then the other side is an ice scraper
Yeah... Calling it a "broom"... Southerners...
I bought a thing called a snow rake last year. Looks like a 6 foot chimney sweep, but man it clears off the car really well.
I'd just use a push-broom.
What is this "snow" you keep speaking of? And why must you "scrape" it?
Leaves too many swirl marks on a black car, smerf.
I just realized thats a mazda B series pickup. and it looks just like the one I just bought, like fucking identical. oh shit......
oh yea its yours they didnt make a fuckin few hundred thousand of them
Could be a Ford Ranger as well.
Buddy of mine has an Explorer and it is approx. the same interior. Couldn't be one though because the front row can seat 3.
Ive got a MG ZT-T which looks nothing like that interior.
fries also knows he got robbed..or tricked into buying an MG
I can just picture the sales rep trying not to laugh as he said "Yes Mr. Fries, it's a wonderful car".
Could've been worse. Could've been at a Citroen dealership...
You'd hear them laughing as you drove away.
i personally can't think why fries would publicly announce he owns that heap of shit!!
its fucking awesome
...ly crap.
right ... i'm going to show you lot
Are you going to post that vid of yours?
"How to not buy a good car" by fries-please.
Featuring such delights as Renault Clio, Citroen Saxo, Peugeot 107 and (the piece de resistance) a MG ZT.
ha ha ha ha...3 fucking heap of shit french cars.and 1 heap of fucking diabolical puss filled absess also known as the re-badged re-named rover 25
fucking dork thats a ZR
bollox...my mistake in the confusion of someone actually owning any rebadged heap of turd....the rover 75
I heard people put rover engines in their kitchens, because they're good at boiling water.
Best car I ever had was my 88 Accord LX-i. 200,000 miles on the first engine.
Best vehicle I ever owned was a 1986 Toyota 4x4. 300,000 miles on the 22RTE. Indestructible little truck.
Top Gear proved the indestructibility of the Toyota 4x4 a few years ago. Even put one on the top of a tower block which was being demolished. Still started up.
i think we have that video on here somewhere actually.... it still managed to drive to the end of the competition or whatever?
ive had my jeep totally submerged under a river for about 6 hours, it still started after i got it hauled out. thats one badass truck. needless to say it never was the same after that though
why exactly would you have your car in a river for 6 hours? ;/
trying to cross a river in the jungle, got into a too deep spot and got stuck. after 6 hours by some great punch of luck a huge military truck drove just by and helped me out. its was just starting to get dark, we were all drunk and in the middle of nowhere
Huffed too much paint stripper and forgot?
Come on cheeky, it was jenkem.
sorry, my bad
jungle and military ,thats sounds like colombia
I have a 77 Bronco that has 344,821 Miles to date, one water pump, 5 batteries, 1 alternator and 3 sets of plugs. no other engine work, puting a new radiator in tomorrow. that thing is a fucking beast, especially at 11 MPG
Well, hes not handicaped anymore.
At least he can dance in hell.
well he can't really go to heaven being that he is a suicide huh? they are pretty specific with that ;/
Yeah, I think that's frowned upon.
unless your flyin planes into buildings and then *DING* however many virgins it is.
47?
72... but who's counting?? lol. I doubt there are 72 virgins at our Middle Schools...
Well if your Catholic you can always go to purgatory.
I hear its a pretty fun place there, like the cocktail hour before a dinner party!
purgatory? i don't know what catholic school you went to, but where i went, purgatory is WAY WAY WAY WAY worse then hell... basically you sit in purgatory for a few thousand years for all the sins you did, and then you eventually go to heaven or hell.. hell however is nothing compared to purgatory ;/
Oh I went to Catholic School almost all my life...But I still think I am going to hell in gasoline soaked panties. Mine as well enjoy it.
^ *Might as well enjoy it also!
Need a light?
Somebody should grab that handicapped parking thing! He doesn't need it anymore
My crotch is already on fire.
Let the poor guy keep his placard, I'd say now he's as handicapped as he can ever get!
VicSin says:
Oh I went to Catholic School almost all my life. that's pretty obvious
As for the light Hank...Sure as soon as I meet you down there, you can give me one.
I'd say you should get that checked smerf... but I know what you mean...
Why the fuck would I ever meet you in hell?
You are already undead, aren't you?
Shit! My cover is blown! Turns into a bat and flies into the night*
^ Trampire.
Flies into the night searching for another hapless victim to disgust and annoy.
That's a contradiction Hank...
How's that?
Well since you've called her a whore several times, I assume that you meant "Tramp: swinger: a person who engages freely in promiscuous sex" + Vampire, but if she was disgusting and annoying, it'd be kind of hard to be promiscuous??
Are you saying sluts AREN'T disgusting and annoying?
Pull your head out of your ass, would you?
Well maybe it's different for women than for men, but if a guy was disgusting and annoying, there's NO WAY I'd have sex with him... :P
how did hank manage then?
annnoying? *check*.... 50 times..... in the past 24 hours.....
I'm the same as I've always been. You are the one with the bug up your ass.
not really hank... you used to make decent comments on the content... now all you do is the same old routine of insults to people. as i said to dik the other day, we're all aware who you don't like. you've made it clear multiple times a day. move on to other stuff now.
dont worry hank.... we all know who changed around here, but some of us are too pussy to say anything, or maybe some of us are too stupid to know when to quit...
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i think stupidity is a peaceful state of mind... see you at banned camp, old friend..
^touching...
^no really, they probably are...
keef... if yak hadnt boosted your confidence with that seniority comment, youd still be lurking the mucho shadows, awaiting your chance to join the "i hate hank" bandwagon.. so my only and final reply i'll ever pay to insignifigant little you is "enjoy your moment"..... peace bitch
BBBT...I don't need any boosts of confidence from anyone..The only reason I ever drop off from this site is because I am working from remote locations at 70-80 hours a week..And if you knew your fucking Mucho history at all you would know that I was one of the first people to fuck with Hank in the first place...peace, bitch...
*crickets
^thought so..
It's like a fucking Mucho Civil War... the hate Hank bandwagon... the hate Vicsin bandwagon... Can't we just all get along and continue to hate Whunu??
Why would we hate whunu?
For the same reason as Bicho and LSD?? Damnit Jamiee... don't make me THINK *cries*
Why do people continue to think there are these fucking "bandwagons"?? I don't discriminate..
hahaha..awww nurse, now I was just jokin around. BTW, the reason we hate whunu was because he was a crybaby who kept saying mucho material was too perverted or wrong or something like that.
He's been back as "Sunshine(insert numbers)"... I'd use my ban on sunshine, but it rarely posts, so it would be a waste. I think you should kick sunshine's ass, it seems to have a thing for Dik...
I hate bandwagons!
Good afternoon, jamiee.
I can't believe you're from Cola.! I keep spinning that around my brain; you're a bit younger than me, 7 years I think, I moved to Columbia at 14, so that put us there at the same time if you moved at 8. Now I'm making you do math, Mwahahahahaha!
like i said.... it's not about vicsin, it's about the sudden changes in rules and freedoms that made the site awesome, no one person makes this site what it is, and the problem only revolves around vicsin because 2 people made it that way, and i dont mean dik and hank.... had they not try to fix something that wasnt broke to begin with, all would be well...
i respect hank because nothing changed about him, he's still same old fuckin asshole, you either love or hate him, the same goes for plantshit, dik, bitcho, wanko, irish, oranje and few other members ... like i said before, it's more than obvious who's changed around here
Hi Fugs, i like your bandwagon.
I'll keep an eye out, Nurse.
I was born at Richland Memorial Hospital. I wonder if that thing is even still there? I went back briefly to see my paternal grandmother before she passed away, but I stayed in Elgin, so didn't really get to see how much Columbia has changed. :( Oh God... math?? O.K., I think I can do this... if you were 14, I would have been 7. I can't remember where exactly we lived, but I know the name of my school was Mill Creek Elementary...
Hahahaha! I love Google... my old school is still there...
http://millcreek.rcsd1.org/home.aspx
I'll look for it.
Tyrone, I like how you say exactly what's on your mind, and I agree with you, so of course I like it.
lol... i dont eat my words for anyone
sometimes its a burden, especially when you hate your boss
I like the fact that he speaks his mind too.. Thats one of the small facets that makes this place what it is..As far as thinking you have me all figured out BBBT, you better go back and check out your sources again because your shit is skewed...
lol sudden rules and changes, tyrone stop being a moron, if you were around here for longer you would know that the rule is i make and change rules on a whim.... and its been like that since day one.
just to say that people like dik bitcho wanko hank oranje and plantshit haven't changed on here shows you just how oblivious to things you really are tho.
but, again, you haven't even been here a year, so i don't expect you to have even half a clue about what this site is really about.
for any of you who have been around awhile will understand this better, but mucho is like starwars, where there is always one sith lord at any given time and one pupil, when the sith lord dies the pupil becomes the lord and takes on a student.... it used to work that way on mucho, you'd have one retard who would surface, and would be completely destroyed by the users, be pushed off, and one of the regulars would basically *snap*... it was a constant thing, and it went on like that for years, then one day the people turned into pussies who couldn't drive a person off, so instead of having 1 annoying fuck on the site at any one time, we now have a handful, and a bunch who have no fucking clue what muchosucko is about.
so tyrone don't try to preach your garbled message about 'freedoms' and 'lack of rules' to me, because not only do i have about 0 respect for someone who hasn't even been able to hang here for a year without being banned, but this site was NEVER about freedom.... i don't know what gave you that stupid idea actually, but its completely wrong. back in the day i'd ban you for even using my alias in a sentence if i felt like it, and i'd just firewall off your ip range so you couldn't even see the site.
Nurse; we lived pretty close! I was on the other side of Rosewood near Shandon. I lived at 720 Albion Road, google earth that. I was a block from Dreher High School wich, sadly, is no more. *Note, no one I know currently lives at that address
Wanko and Borracho said some pretty funny shit sometimes.
I sure am glad those two assholes are gone....
keef part of me wishes 'the old tiredguy' was back and in action to show these people how you insult someone :P
yeah, its unfortunate they were too stupid that they couldn't follow a simple rule huh roland?
i completely agree.
Roland--> Long time buddy, how's life..
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Yak-- Your right, enough pussy footin' around...
dear yak,
a. my attention span isnt long enough to read any novels
b. you cant say shit to me about how things were until you take your lips from around deja's anus and beg her to give you your balls back
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p.s.
i 'll still buy the first three rounds of hand grenades if yall wanna kick it in the n.o. in the near future
*raises hand* I have a question then; Just out of curiosity, and not from any one position or another. Yak, don't you think people were pushing Vicsin, off the site (or trying to) like you described above? Then you and Deja stepped in to stop it. I realize why, the fat jokes were obnoxious and old, but still it goes against the sith lord thing. I think Vicsin would have made it through on her own, and in much better shape
just sayin, *cringes*
dear keef,
*crickets
exactly jaimee
Its ok Tyroneasaurus I don't got much to say to your ignorant ass either..Keep playing in your dream world..
the thing about vicsin is she isn't really obnoxious like you seem to think she is, if you opened your eyes and read her comments you would see that.
the obnoxious part is the constant retarded non related parroting of the 'bashing'. the fact of the matter is, bashing someone thats fat is easy and thats what bothers me, people would rather take the easy road for shit now, because (i guess) you guys can't think of any better insults? its also become painfully obvious that vicsin isn't bothered by the retarded ""insults"" that get thrown at her on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POST SHE MAKES, so perhaps its time to i don't know............ stop annoying me by doing it?
ps: say bye to tyrone, he won't be coming back
none of you remember jreese? or metalmarlow? those people were awesome, they were people who you could bash easily, and they would feed the fire.
Damn, I really, really like Tyrone
or the old wars tiredguy would have with people... those were great ;/
there wasn't really much to like about tyrone actually.
I don't really hate anybody from this site. Its just fun to fuck with Planshit sometimes, because his English gets better when he's pissed lol.
So jreese and metalmarlow were easily bashed? That was a good thing then. Do you want us to bash or not? Bash, but do it artfully and not to vicsin about fat, ya? I never would put a girl down for physical appearance, not in any kind of seriousness
its really sad when people don't learn. ;)
Damnit Tyrone! He made me laugh. It's better that Yak has the ban hammer than me though... because when PMS hits... 1/2 the users would be gone just for "looking" at me funny... :(
*looks at the floor*
*shuffles feet nervously*
Don't be nervous Jamiee... I'm not PMSing, and I don't have the ban hammer... lol. ;)
phew!
I do feel like I just dodged a bullet though
...huh
Sometimes, when my ex has PMS, I found it better to disappear for a few days. Far safer than walking on eggshells...
*had - doesn't matter so much now.
The quick version DNJ is to respect the owners and their rules. And be happy that they aren't as moody as I am... :P
Safer and less work, huh Fugs?? lol