Sumos don't need big dicks to get chicks, they're rock stars in Japan. Plus their dicks just look so small because the rest of them are fuckin huge. Hang the same meat on a 5'6" 145 pound Japanese guy and it'd look righteous.
true, and these idiots could fuck a million women and their dicks would still be tiny. So, until males entirely give up dick size as a measure of manhood (and i dont give a fuck if you dont agree with that standard you little dicked fuck, because i'm talking about the general social standards) then these fuckheads will still be universal losers.
Oh, and to those ucking idiots smerf and 2D36, I love it when fat fucks come online and post one of their asinine theories like those proposed above. Look guys, your fat, and your dick is tiny, I know you like to tell yourself that it's just the fat dwarfing your dick length, just like you tell yourself that girls like 'some meat on their men', but the bottom line is that you're fat, fat dudes are fucking disgusting, and stink, and your dick is small because it's small.
Fucking amphetamines.
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Comments to Sumo Schwanze
Ahhhhhh, the manly art of sumo.
The guy on the right is pretening to listen while he jerks off.
what do they look like when they get erections?
^ those ARE erections
Reminds me of that pic of the tiny penis before.
Ya see! i knew it! Once obese, ya lose it!!! Ya heard meh?
I honestly would want to see someone caption this...
the one on the right is me
Guess who's getting a penis pump for christmas....
big dick or big tits. you can't have both.
funny thing is. they get alot of women.. freaky huh.
^All asians have smaller than normal genitalia
These guys are like the Chuck Norris' of Japan. That's why they get ass.
Anyone remember that video posted a while ago with the sumo guy vs. a female orangatang? the orangatang won! =D
Spot the white terrier thief.
You know, I don't think it's because their dicks are so small, they just look that way cause the sumos are fucking huge.
not ALL, spallingkipper, not ALL... I'll admit to 99.999999 percent, but there are exceptions
Sumos don't need big dicks to get chicks, they're rock stars in Japan. Plus their dicks just look so small because the rest of them are fuckin huge. Hang the same meat on a 5'6" 145 pound Japanese guy and it'd look righteous.
J-sin: what about Ron Jeremy?
^ touche.
" funny thing is. they get alot of women.. "
true, and these idiots could fuck a million women and their dicks would still be tiny. So, until males entirely give up dick size as a measure of manhood (and i dont give a fuck if you dont agree with that standard you little dicked fuck, because i'm talking about the general social standards) then these fuckheads will still be universal losers.
Oh, and to those ucking idiots smerf and 2D36, I love it when fat fucks come online and post one of their asinine theories like those proposed above. Look guys, your fat, and your dick is tiny, I know you like to tell yourself that it's just the fat dwarfing your dick length, just like you tell yourself that girls like 'some meat on their men', but the bottom line is that you're fat, fat dudes are fucking disgusting, and stink, and your dick is small because it's small.
Fucking amphetamines.
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yeah look at all those typos and grammar mistakes. MY GOD what some people will post on the internet!!!