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Surfer wants more than just a tug!

He didn't realise all they were offering was a handjob, and is a bit of a twat. From the movie surfer girls

Surfer wants more than just a tug!

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Comments to Surfer wants more than just a tug!

  • Electrogonnorrhea
    Electrogonnorrhea 2007-04-14T04:07:51Z says:

    Biggest douchebag EVER.

    • 420socalhotboi69
      420socalhotboi69 2007-04-14T19:12:49Z says:

      no i put one in ur mommy and she blowed up it was funny

  • copilot
    copilot 2007-04-14T04:08:18Z says:

    the best part is that he doesn't realize that the 'chicks' are post-op

    • Mustang51PNA
      Mustang51PNA 2007-04-14T23:22:16Z says:

      And the worst, Copilot's not there to take the girs place.

  • bostano
    bostano 2007-04-14T04:36:15Z says:

    That's one of the things I don't miss about living in California - those fucking dumb-shit pothead surfers who banged all the gorgeous stupid chicks. "The Toonzinator does NOT just get jerked off." WHAT A FAGGOT.

    • n3gative3
      n3gative3 2007-04-14T07:09:50Z says:

      Indeed. "I just want her." ???!!! What the hell? What dumbass wouldn't want to be whacked off by two girls rather than one?

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2007-04-14T11:23:22Z says:

      maybe he thought the other one was ugly?

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2007-04-14T11:40:39Z says:

      maybe he only paid one... for a hand job. gotta sell more weed Toozinator. fag

  • heldunder
    heldunder 2007-04-14T04:49:24Z says:

    >gotta love sunburn...

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-04-14T05:24:44Z says:

    that guy is such a loser.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-04-14T05:30:03Z says:

    i liked how she was soo intent on making him happy. i need me one of those kinds of girls...

  • russell34
    russell34 2007-04-14T05:50:49Z says:

    there are kids in china who dont even get handjobs...what a ungrateful peice of mung

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-14T20:08:19Z says:

      I always heard it was Africa...

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2007-04-14T05:52:36Z says:

    "The Toonzinator does NOT just get jerked off."

    lol that guys rocks. i like how he insulted the other chick until she left as well.

  • ramb0command0
    ramb0command0 2007-04-14T06:04:46Z says:

    psh
    no girl like that would ever go for a guy with a farmer tan

    • se7enx777
      se7enx777 2007-04-14T11:49:27Z says:

      She has herpes and doesn't wanna fuck him..... So she gets money any way she can.

  • Quick_draw21
    Quick_draw21 2007-04-14T06:25:35Z says:

    hes prolly one of those rich malibu types

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-04-14T08:56:30Z says:

      there are fucking idiots like this all over So Cali and beyond

  • gstar
    gstar 2007-04-14T07:26:47Z says:

    now they're trying to make fake reality porn? sweet!

  • BzaWack
    BzaWack 2007-04-14T07:39:29Z says:

    this just looks like two teens, the dude wants to fuck and the girl doesnt because her daddy said so and she told him he didnt want her to! lol@ her sunburn

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-04-14T09:19:54Z says:

    I saw that girl in some random porno I downloaded on Frostwire. Teagan Presley. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teagan_Presley

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2007-04-14T11:45:16Z says:

      dang thats the same girl? she's had some major plastic surgery with nose job. she's barely recognizable.

  • caddieman41
    caddieman41 2007-04-14T10:38:56Z says:

    sings....'down in doheny where the surfers all go, is a dumbass dork called surfer Joe'

  • caddieman41
    caddieman41 2007-04-14T10:41:18Z says:

    give Cali a break, where else can you have an earthquake a fire a flood and a riot all in one day...AND we got O.J.!

  • caddieman41
    caddieman41 2007-04-14T10:47:20Z says:

    and don't forget 'the happiest place on earth'....the Watts towers

  • caddieman41
    caddieman41 2007-04-14T11:02:45Z says:

    geez....2 gals at once...closest i ever got was while tappi'n the wife and rhe dog came behind and licked my balls...kinna ruled tho...~sigh

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-04-14T11:47:21Z says:

    He seemed very uncomfortable, like he was a virgin or something. I think the problem is that he's only used to guys giving him handjobs.

  • bbqsauce
    bbqsauce 2007-04-14T15:27:35Z says:

    did he refer to himself in the third person as the "tunesinator"??

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-04-14T16:28:07Z says:

    The fact that he managed to get into this situation and keep it going (very briefly) to the end defies all known laws of this universe. At least they got something back by firing it all off back at him.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2007-04-14T17:03:52Z says:

      uh wha?

  • krantz
    krantz 2007-04-14T17:02:18Z says:

    kill that a$$hole, he's just a spoiled gay who feels uneasy along women

  • cheekycov
    cheekycov 2007-04-14T20:02:49Z says:

    He wants the full monty? A bunch of ex steelworkers from Sheffield to strip off in front of him? Freak.

  • AgentWorm
    AgentWorm 2007-04-14T20:32:44Z says:

    He only wanted one girl? Seriously, how often does a guy manage to get two girls at one time?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-15T13:44:52Z says:

      Happens to me all the time...Honest. No really it does. Ok, ok I have to pay but...

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2007-04-16T00:48:29Z says:

      I guess that still counts.

  • StrainsHardOnTheCan
    StrainsHardOnTheCan 2007-04-15T00:03:17Z says:

    It's gotta be a more sexual experience.

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2007-04-15T00:24:07Z says:

      sensual*

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-04-15T00:41:12Z says:

    Why doesn't he watch them kissing? He's got his eyes on her tuggin his willy....and the gum chewing is awesome too

  • ilikeemcurved
    ilikeemcurved 2007-04-16T01:24:45Z says:

    DUMBASS SURFER BOY!

  • se7enx777
    se7enx777 2007-04-16T19:11:35Z says:

    Teagan Presely. Hottest Girl in existance.

  • doitgiffordstyle
    doitgiffordstyle 2007-04-22T11:27:14Z says:

    What a twat. Whats this movie called? Its called im gonna show your fucking dumb ass to the whole world. Loser.

  • Immarriedyoutwat
    Immarriedyoutwat 2007-04-23T09:29:06Z says:

    this guy dosen't deserve a penis...

  • erikofnorway
    erikofnorway 2007-04-26T19:54:47Z says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZVkenqAck4

  • caboose1984
    caboose1984 2008-05-10T14:57:27Z says:

    The Toonzinator IS a jerkoff.

  • fw6766
    fw6766 2008-06-15T05:44:34Z says:

    That was so fuckn wack!!!

  • ShamelessFapper
    ShamelessFapper 2008-07-01T23:39:19Z says:

    hahahaha this guy is gonna get his ass kicked everywhere he goes now for being such a fucking tool!

Anonymous
posted April 14, 2007

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