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  • tr_willk
    tr_willk 2008-03-13T04:09:38Z says:

    Thanks for spoiling the surprise, DICK!

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T05:32:27Z says:

      Yea what the FUCK man.

    • chaps
      chaps 2008-03-13T06:03:56Z says:

      and where the SHIT is the mature label?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-03-13T06:06:35Z says:

      Ya you FUCK SHIT DICK

    • chaps
      chaps 2008-03-13T06:10:39Z says:

      DAMNIT

    • MrKrinkle
      MrKrinkle 2008-03-13T06:24:19Z says:

      COMBO BREAKER

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T06:36:45Z says:

      Hadouken!

      and just for shits and giggles.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-03-13T13:14:13Z says:

      Spoil the surprise? You'll live...

    • BzaWack
      BzaWack 2008-03-13T16:29:22Z says:

      krinkle, shut up

    • Wassamattau
      Wassamattau 2008-03-13T19:34:58Z says:

      That dude just got off in about a minute. That's like, double my record time.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-03-14T00:57:03Z says:

      KA-SODOMY!

  • krantz
    krantz 2008-03-13T04:10:37Z says:

    good fuck!!

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2008-03-13T06:45:07Z says:

      wood chuck

    • Cervix_Surfer
      Cervix_Surfer 2008-03-13T07:45:06Z says:

      Y'all suck.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-03-13T12:21:38Z says:

      a good book

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-13T23:20:47Z says:

      mukluk?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-03-13T23:33:24Z says:

      duck hook

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-03-14T02:43:05Z says:

      10 buck fuck.

  • Burner_Delsol
    Burner_Delsol 2008-03-13T04:12:32Z says:

    Wish we had bars like this.

    • tr_willk
      tr_willk 2008-03-13T04:14:38Z says:

      you have them

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T05:55:55Z says:

      Then why the fuck am I always the last one to know?

    • Cervix_Surfer
      Cervix_Surfer 2008-03-13T07:45:37Z says:

      ^^It's not easy being ugly.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T18:10:16Z says:

      ='( you hurt me

  • Hoola
    Hoola 2008-03-13T04:21:46Z says:

    that must be the new dick in the ass pick up line
    gotta try that sometimes

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2008-03-13T05:28:54Z says:

      I've been doing it all wrong this whle time

    • MMA
      MMA 2008-03-13T07:40:59Z says:

      The trick is not using it in a gay bar.

    • Legendarydavo
      Legendarydavo 2008-03-13T12:08:00Z says:

      BAHAHAHAHHAA

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T18:10:55Z says:

      Shit... I screwed up...

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-03-13T04:26:10Z says:

    Welcome to Applebee's.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-03-13T07:56:29Z says:

      Could we have a table near the bar?

    • BzaWack
      BzaWack 2008-03-13T16:29:38Z says:

      can i set up a tab?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-03-13T20:19:37Z says:

      There's some pretty girls working at Applebee's in Toccoa, GA.
      I don't think I'd get away with doing that though. :(

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-03-13T04:35:17Z says:

    I wouldn't trust that flamboyant lookin bartender... he looked like he was gettin ideas

  • cubanmissileturd
    cubanmissileturd 2008-03-13T05:15:55Z says:

    haha, that shit was funny

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T05:56:44Z says:

      I find it interesting that you would talk about shit.

    • cubanmissileturd
      cubanmissileturd 2008-03-13T06:00:41Z says:

      ya see....i have this fetish...lol, not really

  • revolssa
    revolssa 2008-03-13T06:00:55Z says:

    it aint rape, just a surprise

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-03-13T18:12:16Z says:

      I would call it... A gift.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-13T23:21:16Z says:

      Hey, she wasn't intoxicated and never said no.

  • Leftnut
    Leftnut 2008-03-13T06:02:47Z says:

    WOW, i wish i could do that in a bar!

    • hizzahouzah
      hizzahouzah 2008-03-13T06:14:53Z says:

      unless you're a midget, what's stopping you?

  • revolssa
    revolssa 2008-03-13T06:15:41Z says:

    it aint rape, just a surprise

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-13T07:24:49Z says:

      Yeah, we got that the first time. No need to come back 13 minutes latter and say it again.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-03-13T06:48:40Z says:

    What a classy joint.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-03-13T12:24:33Z says:

      its where all the respectable women go

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-03-13T07:27:40Z says:

    I really doubt women wear skirts that short to bar and sit on the chairs.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-03-13T13:48:38Z says:

      Judging by some of the snail trails on the stools in a bar I used to work in, I'd say your doubts were unfounded :P

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-03-14T02:45:08Z says:

      You sniffed the stools, didn't you Manny?

  • Cervix_Surfer
    Cervix_Surfer 2008-03-13T07:48:17Z says:

    God damn that brunette was hot. The funny thing about porn is that only the women have to fake it. You can't fake a boner.

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-03-13T08:45:16Z says:

      ever heard of Viagra?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-03-13T08:45:34Z says:

      yeah... you can.

      theres a vid of a guy injecting his dick with some solution to make it hard...

      i remember this cause hes about to fuck one of the prettiest girls i have ever seen.


      lucky mother fucker he is.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-03-13T08:46:46Z says:

      Nature can be cruel; cervix.

    • Cervix_Surfer
      Cervix_Surfer 2008-03-13T13:16:33Z says:

      Fuck you guys. =)

  • PwnBot
    PwnBot 2008-03-13T10:20:31Z says:

    it aint rape, just a surprise

  • Blah2aUsaName
    Blah2aUsaName 2008-03-13T10:24:35Z says:

    LOL, I thought he was going to be a guy and flop his dick out at the end. So I watched it through once without touch myself. kk, gtg, time to fap.

    • Legendarydavo
      Legendarydavo 2008-03-13T12:09:47Z says:

      nah i couldnt help myself.....that was so hawt lol. Every guys dream, maybe they should do more pornos like this ey.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-03-13T12:20:24Z says:

    looks like fun doesnt it drumrave? get a hooker you pathetic fat fuck

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T14:29:41Z says:

      the fat fuck drumrave. cant afford a hooker when he spend all money on fastfood

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-13T14:55:58Z says:

      ^^^lol... especially coming from a street vendor and a junky....

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T18:57:05Z says:

      who the fuck are you to talk shit about elchris...you were supposed to post ur pic...you let us all down...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-03-13T19:04:00Z says:

      Says the guy who has done nothing but let people down all his life and has never posted a pic.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T19:14:29Z says:

      Why dont you go over to the new ps pic of Cumcraze and see the convo between myself and deja...the "tagged" one was uploaded sunday night since everyone has to have concrete evidence its me...Deja is taking her sweet ass time...I did my part...

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T19:19:03Z says:

      girlfight! girlfight !

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-03-13T19:22:57Z says:

      I saw that convo, fag. Doesn't matter. The pic hasn't come up, has it? For all anyone knows, it's a fake.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T19:29:38Z says:

      Yeah, trust me I go out of my way to post fake images of "myself" I am really an 800 pound albino quadrapalegic with 3 eyes and a cleft lip...now stop mistaking me for your playdate Plantshit and go back to talking about the "bubble"...

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:37:54Z says:

      you're a goddamned liar ...that much is established

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:38:28Z says:

      why don't you go hang out at fuckin myspace noob

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:39:52Z says:

      no matter what pic you post now...it's too late...plenty of time for even an imbecile like you to fake it..

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T19:40:12Z says:

      just because dejavu put a invalid-tag you think its proves that its you .hahaha fucking douchebag,,,haha now im going to unfreeze some moose meat while i laugh at you invalid. hahah idiot

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:40:23Z says:

      p.s. hank is hotter

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T19:44:51Z says:

      p.s. I knew your 80's hair meant you were a ginger loving faggott...and Stankshit...youre right...Deja is going to put a tag on it herself...you fucking backwoods example of a gap in evolution...

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:47:24Z says:

      hank he says you have 80's hair

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:48:52Z says:

      why would deja put a "tag" on it? the fuck are you talking about you unsightly circus freak?

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T19:49:32Z says:

      rhetorical by the way

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T20:03:12Z says:

      Dik...look at plantshits reply...

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T20:05:32Z says:

      He thinks that I was saying that she is going to put a watermark on it that says invalid for me or something...The goddamn pic his of me in my fucking mirror with "Invalid" graffed on it...cant fake that shit now can you? Oh and sorry I didnt have the money to buy new batteries for my camera on your predestined time limit...some of us are poor college kids you know...hippie...

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T20:18:34Z says:

      make a ms sign and take a picture then post, your picture doesnt prove anything, couldnt you find a better looking person on the internet , the frodo hairstyle isnt trendy and sexy anymore, piss off noob , no one loves you .

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-03-13T20:25:33Z says:

      invalid, you are arguing with guys who are dying to see your pic so then can jack off to it! Dik and chinaska who the fuck cares if posts a pic or not.

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-13T20:29:37Z says:

      incoherant^

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T20:33:53Z says:

      thetruth: hank would never cheat his wife by jerking off to stuffs on muchsoucko..amirite?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T20:34:25Z says:

      dikadilly circus !

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-03-13T20:37:10Z says:

      planshit..hahahahaa maybe u right, he enjoys getting squashed by her I forget

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-13T20:51:29Z says:

      thetruth: thats probebly what hank´s ment by "give and take " in his relationship . Also he said he could fuck his girl whenever he felt too and it looks like she doesnt mind him surf muchosucko.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-14T07:21:22Z says:

      awwww... how sweet.... planty found a new man.... sorry mayor, looks like youre history

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-03-14T07:30:10Z says:

      ElPiss will always be Antshit's true and only love.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-03-14T08:50:19Z says:

      and your 800pound cow is always going to be yours true and only love?.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-03-13T12:25:36Z says:

    so what happens next ?

    • Scrotumus
      Scrotumus 2008-03-13T13:33:16Z says:

      He pays the bill.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-03-13T13:50:48Z says:

      The blonde shouts "Next" and Invalid runs over, only to be laughed away.

    • invalid
      invalid 2008-03-13T18:58:06Z says:

      sobs*...that happens all the time...tear*

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-03-13T21:42:18Z says:

      there there.... poor thing

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-03-14T00:15:49Z says:

    Anybody know what they were talking about at the beginning and is there anymore of this film

  • JimJonesKoolAid
    JimJonesKoolAid 2008-03-14T06:02:10Z says:

    Aww shit, y'all- the same fucker tried this shit on me just the other night. Seriously, be careful. That's one horny fucker, and he doesn't care WHO he gives it to.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-03-14T12:32:27Z says:

      you loved it really

  • dwhill05
    dwhill05 2008-03-18T17:04:29Z says:

    Awesome, but why the arse? Really? I'll never get it. The dirt road is such a turn off.

  • HarryTipper
    HarryTipper 2008-03-19T07:47:22Z says:

    this video don't load...

  • goreme55
    goreme55 2008-03-19T12:33:45Z says:

    Much better than just drinking. I'll have that any day of the week.

  • riverway
    riverway 2008-03-20T00:55:04Z says:

    I wish that would happen to me because I like that type of thing.WOW!!!

  • helter-skelter
    helter-skelter 2008-06-22T22:11:52Z says:

    yeah her puss was all over that dirty chair.. at least he put on a rubber..imagine the guys balls that was on the chair before her..

thecraze
posted March 13, 2008

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