Swinging Baby

Comments to Swinging Baby

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  Donovan 2008-10-29T04:12:52Z says:

  I smiled.

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    toolman961 2008-10-29T04:23:03Z says:

    Only because his diaper is full now.
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    stringsNstuff 2008-10-29T05:58:53Z says:

    all that and he didnt drop it?
    I got shang-highed
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    jimijames 2008-10-29T11:14:51Z says:

    i thought he was gonna catch his head on the TV
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    spankbot 2008-10-29T17:58:23Z says:

    This is actually really unsafe. Many parents have dislocated their child's shoulders this way.
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    FakeAssNegro 2008-10-29T19:31:21Z says:

    Thank you fuck-off-bot...
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    Pyramidheadx 2008-10-30T01:37:15Z says:

    Monkeys do it, so it must be safe
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  Wrinkled 2008-10-29T04:13:04Z says:

  In the next act he juggles multiple babies and a law suite.

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    toolman961 2008-10-29T04:19:26Z says:

    Is this how you break into the circus?
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    SteeLxLiver 2008-10-29T04:30:24Z says:

    This IS the circus, take a gander at those curtains...
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    BigDumbHippy 2008-10-29T08:42:09Z says:

    he juggles babies and chainsaws
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    theforgotten 2008-10-29T08:45:35Z says:

    at the same time? throw in a torch and i'm there!
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    Ancoron 2008-10-30T20:06:05Z says:

    Yeah! And to spice it up, throw in a few razorblades.
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  CommieKaze 2008-10-29T04:13:22Z says:

  Would have been funnier if he let go.

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    toolman961 2008-10-29T04:22:28Z says:

    It won't be so funny in a few years when he's having shoulder replacement surgery.
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    xju 2008-10-29T04:30:08Z says:

    seriously...wtf.
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    redrum 2008-10-29T05:16:42Z says:

    Or if an arm detaches.
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    Anthraxdick 2008-10-29T05:26:31Z says:

    That just makes it better. A critically wounded baby is almost as funny as a dead baby.
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    dik 2008-10-29T07:34:41Z says:

    way more funny
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    EPISTAXIS 2008-10-29T08:18:26Z says:

    i'm sure the strain on the dad's shoulder wasn't THAT bad toolman....
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    dik 2008-10-29T08:22:24Z says:

    hehe
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-10-30T07:44:52Z says:

    You guy's realize that infant bones are not solid, but in fact malleable? Why do you think they're so bouncy when thrown off a high point?
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    monkeybird69 2008-10-30T23:02:41Z says:

    cuz theyre made of rubber?
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    CommieKaze 2008-10-31T02:13:30Z says:

    I'm waiting for someone to shape their babies cartilage cranium into a penis.
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  jamiee1869 2008-10-29T04:16:35Z says:

  that's a great way to dislocate the little guy's shoulder...
  

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    jamiee1869 2008-10-29T04:19:39Z says:

    also, if mom wants revenge she'll feed the baby right before daddy does his baby tricks
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    mentalmarshmellow 2008-10-29T04:53:28Z says:

    yeah i did that to my brother when he was two. felt bad, never did that again.
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    Socio 2008-10-29T10:13:44Z says:

    Oddley enough, I use to help with a child development class back in HS. We were allowed to swing the kids a little if they really wanted it, but were always told to hold them under their armpits because it was so easy to dislocate their shoulders at the ages between 5-6. If its bad at that age, can you imagine how bad it would be for that kid? Fuckin cruel..
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    ClaudeBallz 2008-10-29T19:26:11Z says:

    ^Nah Jamiee, I think his shoulder is strong enough to swing that baby.
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  toolman961 2008-10-29T04:18:11Z says:

  Shouldn't they be black?

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    Romeo2000 2008-10-29T07:26:55Z says:

    shouldn't he be a slut taking off her cloth?
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    para-bellum 2008-10-30T01:19:27Z says:

    NAACP, toolman - Niggers Aint Always Colored People...
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    mentalmarshmellow 2008-10-30T02:12:37Z says:

    isn't that the truth..
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    Sociopath 2008-11-01T12:11:06Z says:

    Nope.
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  CapnJohn 2008-10-29T04:22:27Z says:

  Wow! I bet he sleeps like a baby after that. I feel sorry for Mom, though; she's going to have a hell of time getting that hyperactive baby to sleep.

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    HankChinaski 2008-10-29T04:53:26Z says:

    Which is it, he's gonna sleep like a baby or he can't get to sleep because he's hyper?
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    CapnJohn 2008-10-30T05:12:38Z says:

    Damn it, Hank. I meant the Dad was gonna sleep like a baby after all that swinging. It's not so funny now that I've got to explain it :(
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-10-30T07:47:39Z says:

    It wasn't really funny before explaining it.
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  GimmieAFreshie 2008-10-29T04:24:10Z says:

  I was waiting for the guy's grip to slip and the kid goes flying into the wall, floor or wall or possibly all 3.

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    redrum 2008-10-29T05:18:21Z says:

    Two walls and a floor? that's kinda hard.
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    GimmieAFreshie 2008-10-30T01:13:24Z says:

    Not if your throw the baby hard enough. They bounce.
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    monkeybird69 2008-10-30T23:08:36Z says:

    i was kinda hoping he'd fly out the window... or maybe smack his head on the tv...
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  skulk 2008-10-29T04:24:43Z says:

  i have babies swinging from my dick

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    HankChinaski 2008-10-29T04:50:15Z says:

    Baby mice, maybe.
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    Bull 2008-10-29T10:27:08Z says:

    baby crabs
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    ClaudeBallz 2008-10-29T19:27:04Z says:

    I submitted a picture of that actually, but I think Deja vetoed =(
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-10-30T07:48:57Z says:

    You took a picture of babies swinging from skulks dick? That's sick.
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  immongo 2008-10-29T04:29:47Z says:

  They just want the little feller a bit taller
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  blueraja 2008-10-29T04:50:36Z says:

  I don't know how to take this

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    Bull 2008-10-29T10:27:39Z says:

    doggy style
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  HankChinaski 2008-10-29T04:52:11Z says:

  Boy, training sure starts early for the Iranian gymnastics team.

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    RyogaVee 2008-10-29T05:10:50Z says:

    Winner!
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    dik 2008-10-29T08:23:44Z says:

    you know i hate your new avatar hank..change it back..
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  PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-10-29T05:05:57Z says:

  This is one of the better fakes I have seen.

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    dik 2008-10-29T05:27:45Z says:

    i was just thinking it might be a fugazi
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    dik 2008-10-29T05:28:28Z says:

    ya its fake
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-29T05:31:32Z says:

    Donnie Brasco.
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  RyogaVee 2008-10-29T05:11:00Z says:

  Baby does seem happy though.
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  theforgotten 2008-10-29T08:50:00Z says:

  it's normal for him, he doesn't know any better. the father is being irresponsible, there's no effort to make sure even if the baby slips his fall would be padded, as if that would be better. if he survives childhood, the kid will be just as irresponsible as his dad.....great didn't someone warn him not to procreate?

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    dik 2008-10-29T08:53:00Z says:

    idiot
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    EPISTAXIS 2008-10-29T10:11:49Z says:

    ^^i don't think the kids gonads are developed enough to procreate so what are you bitchin'bout?
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  Nekrofelia 2008-10-29T18:49:20Z says:

  Worst cover/translation of Kung Fu Fighting ever. That was truly disturbing.

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    stringsNstuff 2008-10-30T03:56:20Z says:

    your avatar is disturbing
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    Nekrofelia 2008-10-30T18:08:17Z says:

    Orly? Turn of the century gay porn not your cuppa tea?
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  fw6766 2008-10-29T23:33:25Z says:

  When he grows up he's gonna have arms like Mccain
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  aXx 2008-10-30T10:42:46Z says:

  very healthy for its brain and ankles. piece of fuckin shit should be shot