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My buddys' dad never cleans the shower. Please note the "soap graveyard."

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Comments to Take a shower, I dare ya

  • Fatties
    drumrave says:

    At this point you might as well get a whole new bathroom

    2008-08-29T04:03:00Z
  • Skik
    skulk says:

    i wanna be buried in the soap graveyard

    2008-08-29T04:08:26Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      want or need, stinky?

      2008-08-29T17:56:29Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      asks a negro... how ironic...

      2008-08-29T18:42:18Z
    • Newclaude

      It looks like the liquid dispensers are wistfully looking at their friends in the Soapatery.

      2008-08-29T20:12:31Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      lol @ romeo dying for my attention..
      does the big black man make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

      2008-08-30T04:09:30Z
    • Che_griffin_copy_1
      FatPat says:

      Eeeww! Warm and fuzzy...inside. I just threw up a little.

      2008-08-30T23:15:05Z
  • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
    TiredGuy says:

    ducking fisgusting

    2008-08-29T04:12:44Z
    • Clar_icon2

      you're Nucking Futs, ha!

      2008-08-29T09:03:09Z
    • Pimpbob
      0supaboy0 says:

      Yup, gucking fay....

      2008-10-10T22:38:24Z
  • Lepprntava

    Just stay away from the now sentient mildew and you'll be okay.

    2008-08-29T04:38:08Z
    • 07sm
      DoubleC says:

      But maybe he could learn important life lessons from it.

      2008-08-29T04:48:12Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      i.e. "Don't be mildew"

      2008-08-29T06:27:00Z
    • Lepprntava

      Yeah, mildew fucks

      2008-08-30T02:26:36Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    This looks like tubgirls domain.

    2008-08-29T04:50:22Z
    • Buuicon

      That's Hank's face.

      2008-08-29T13:05:33Z
    • Bukowski1

      Omg, I can not believe you said that. You big meanie.

      2008-08-29T14:26:26Z
    • Picture_0102

      Truth hurts does it Hanky ?

      2008-08-29T18:26:16Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      indeeeed...

      2008-08-29T18:27:55Z
    • Bukowski1

      It may.

      2008-08-29T18:37:53Z
  • Jazzlll

    reminds me of my toilet

    2008-08-29T05:35:10Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      gross, it sounds like puking in it would actually improve it.

      2008-08-29T05:52:47Z
    • Jazzlll

      You should see it when I eat @ Arbys........you think that tub is gross

      2008-08-29T05:58:36Z
  • Myphoto1671175
    1rish1 says:

    My shower is on per with this. I wear flip flops in it.

    2008-08-29T05:58:14Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      *par

      2008-08-29T05:58:31Z
    • Bukowski1

      My shower looked like this about four years ago, then a friend introduced me to Mildew Fighter! Just spray it on, let it sit for a few hours, and then wash it away. Your shower will be sparkling clean. No scrubbing, no fuss.

      2008-08-29T08:38:14Z
    • Picture_0102

      i'll have to try that

      2008-08-29T10:28:23Z
    • Monday
      EPISTAXIS says:

      Gotta try that for my athlete's foot....

      2008-08-29T12:11:37Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      irish that's disgusting...clean it

      2008-08-29T13:16:52Z
    • Ww_ms

      So Hank, how much in commissions did you get for that little plug for Mildew Fighter.

      2008-08-29T13:34:57Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I have some Kaboom but I'm just too lazy to do it.

      2008-08-29T14:13:42Z
    • Bukowski1

      No commisions, but it is a true story. 30 seconds of spraying this foamy chemical shit and then you leave, come back later and wash it off with the shower nozzle. Sparkling fucking clean.

      Also, it's not really called Mildew Fighter. It's name is in Japanese.

      2008-08-29T14:29:41Z
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      elchris says:

      irish keeps hes apartment all messed up so hes parents think "maby he isnt a closet-fag after all"

      2008-08-29T16:08:39Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Thats funny that that you think my parents give a shit in what condition my house is. Mommy and daddy don't pay my way so I live as I please.

      2008-08-29T16:21:16Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Go to the home depot and buy youself a water conditioner. It illiminates the iron in the water that makes those brown stains.

      2008-08-29T17:30:52Z
    • Picture_0102

      We used to have Mr Muscle here in Blighty , that shit used to take your skin off.

      2008-08-29T17:46:12Z
    • Bukowski1

      That won't take the brown stains out of his underwear.

      2008-08-29T17:47:46Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Hank has red stains in the ass of his underwear.

      2008-08-29T17:55:42Z
    • Bukowski1

      No, I don't, but your mom did actually stitch her number into the waistband of my underwear. What a stupid bitch. I hate her.

      2008-08-29T17:59:22Z
    • Picture_0102

      you 2 need to shut up seeing as both of you have spunk stains in your underwear

      2008-08-29T18:02:15Z
    • Picture_0102

      in the rear to be precise

      2008-08-29T18:03:05Z
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      elchris says:

      hahaha

      2008-08-29T18:06:04Z
    • Bukowski1

      That's YOUR underwear, Tries.

      2008-08-29T18:07:41Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      you wont ever see spunm stains on elchris..... unless he smiles

      2008-08-29T18:11:50Z
    • Bukowski1

      Hahaha, ElPiss, you can't even afford underwear.

      2008-08-29T18:15:09Z
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      elchris says:

      i know this is about some nigger comments i made recently. i repeat, ive got nothing against you shit stained skin coloured people

      2008-08-29T18:16:40Z
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      elchris says:

      just dont steal my stuff, you filthy nigger

      2008-08-29T18:19:21Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      lmao, silly rabbit, i have no respect for you because youre a crackhead, your worthless commenting has nothing to do with it, in fact, i usually ignore half the shit you write.... sorry

      2008-08-29T18:19:55Z
    • Bush_guitar_superdome

      dont worry elchris, your cardboard box is safe

      2008-08-29T18:23:51Z
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      elchris says:

      um, ok.

      2008-08-29T18:24:00Z
    • Bukowski1

      Christ, what an idiot.

      2008-08-29T18:27:19Z
    • Bear

      drugsa ARE BEAYD! i went tos japen one time and i atacked the peolep with stiks. they looksed at me funnye yed so i hit them. do u like me NAOW!? i dont agree withsn the new epliss butlshits. he's a fag. fgagy gag fag

      2008-08-29T19:18:18Z
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      elchris says:

      hahahaa

      2008-08-29T19:27:46Z
  • Poop
    thebeeches says:

    Looks like it would be at a rest area, or this "great" little hotel I stayed at in Illinois.

    2008-08-29T06:03:20Z
  • 48x48
    cold says:

    i love how it's that dirty but he still spends the extra money on the paul mitchell shampoo.(... im not gay... it just tingles when u put it on ur head :D... ok maybe a lil gay)

    2008-08-29T06:10:32Z
    • Poop
      thebeeches says:

      FAG!!!!!

      2008-08-29T06:32:50Z
    • Slavery_lol
      exojjl says:

      cold wears abercrombie and fitch most likely.

      2008-08-29T07:39:42Z
    • Made_in_england

      ...and make-up.

      2008-08-29T17:41:13Z
  • Kisswallpaper

    Did he have a couple of Japanese chicks over?

    2008-08-29T06:19:05Z
    • Bukowski1

      Japanese people keep their bath tubs clean, because they actually bathe in them.

      2008-08-29T08:39:59Z
    • Untitled
      god says:

      bathe in shit

      2008-08-29T10:56:30Z
    • Bukowski1

      Wrong.

      2008-08-29T12:43:33Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      Wrong hank, japanese people havent advanced one bit socially since the feudal ages, the only difference in japan now and 1000yrs ago is technology. that and they still LOVE shit

      2008-08-29T13:16:58Z
    • Bukowski1

      Oh, now you are an expert on Japan?

      Lol! This from the idiot who "refuses to learn any Tojo." You fucking clown. Shut your cock hole before the known universe implodes from your stupidity.

      2008-08-29T14:32:32Z
    • Picture_0102

      the Japanese still like bukkake too

      2008-08-29T17:50:33Z
    • Bukowski1

      Really? What do you know about anything Japanese?

      2008-08-29T18:00:34Z
    • Picture_0102

      it was just an educated guess

      2008-08-29T18:04:26Z
    • Bukowski1

      Get an education then, Tries.

      2008-08-29T18:08:44Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      Yes hank i am an expert, i would think somebody as bitter as you are would spot these things right off, but you obviously get less wedgies here than before you came, so you stay.

      2008-08-29T21:47:01Z
    • Bukowski1

      I'm not bitter. I just hate racist garbage like yourself.

      2008-08-30T04:08:06Z
    • Clar_icon2

      beside all the shit lovers or shit talkers wherever in this world, I still love Japan

      2008-08-30T10:58:00Z
  • 48x48
    kptrk6 says:

    i have that same green tea shampoo!

    i just talked to a guy today who wont even spit in the shower when he's dipping. id hate to see what he thinks about this.

    2008-08-29T07:24:31Z
  • 48x48
    DoubleTake says:

    That has "lazy fatfuck" written all over it.

    2008-08-29T07:34:41Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Probably poor too.

      2008-08-29T11:43:58Z
  • Photo
    Mako says:

    It's Ol' Drippy!

    2008-08-29T08:25:48Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      you can eat him then, hes made of penicillin

      2008-08-29T08:30:39Z
  • Bukowski1

    It's ironic that the place he goes to clean himself is filthy.

    2008-08-29T08:41:07Z
    • Clar_icon2

      hehe

      2008-08-29T09:01:41Z
    • Picture_0102

      that was just a regular from hanky , it didnt really deserve a 'hehe'

      2008-08-29T17:47:43Z
    • Bukowski1

      Who are you, the Hank comment police?

      2008-08-29T17:51:43Z
    • Picture_0102

      Maybe

      2008-08-29T17:57:16Z
    • Bukowski1

      You are out of order.

      2008-08-29T18:09:20Z
    • Made_in_england

      Just like his cars.

      2008-08-29T18:35:45Z
    • Picture_0102

      that cuts the deepest. my motors are usually quality

      2008-08-29T19:14:05Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    thats no problem there is some stuff you can buy in the chemical store that removes things like that, it cost like 10$

    2008-08-29T09:33:23Z
    • Bukowski1

      Try drinking some of it.

      2008-08-29T10:08:56Z
    • Lunipin
      Bootface says:

      Try fucking off Hank

      2008-08-29T13:18:08Z
    • Pic_11

      sure planty....gas and a match

      2008-08-29T14:10:24Z
    • Bukowski1

      You should some too, Buttface. You really want to serve your country? Fucking kill yourself.

      2008-08-29T14:33:44Z
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      elchris says:

      be a genious and "serve your country" by joining the navy. thats an absolute winner

      2008-08-29T18:41:19Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      in the navy... lalalala... lol goog one el

      2008-08-29T18:47:27Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      *d

      2008-08-29T18:47:33Z
    • Bukowski1

      You wouldn't know a winner if it shit on your chest. I joined the navy to travel and get money for college. It served it's purpose.

      Does Norway even have an armed forces? They seem gayer than the Swiss even.

      2008-08-29T18:49:03Z
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      elchris says:

      thats the weakest reply youve ever given hank

      2008-08-29T18:57:45Z
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      elchris says:

      well i think. its impossible to control youre daily retarded ramblings

      2008-08-29T18:58:17Z
    • Bukowski1

      Was that reply weaker than Norway's armed forces? I doubt it.

      Wooooooooooooooooo h poooooooooooosgdhjudcooooooooooaaahaihdhlhcjwooooiieedknjrioaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamkajdcjjaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yeah, Dik. hhhahahahahahhaha sorry to impose. Don't worry about my "ramblings". Just go back to sucking off whoever for whatever they promised you.

      2008-08-29T19:09:55Z
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      elchris says:

      i hope all in the norwegian armed forces die a slow painful death. like all the retarded little soldiers around the world

      2008-08-29T19:30:41Z
    • Bukowski1

      You are quite the humanitarian.

      2008-08-30T04:09:17Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    could use a shamwow

    2008-08-29T13:17:53Z
    • Img_100026__2_
      FLFisher says:

      HA HA! That guy is so confident!

      2008-08-29T14:32:17Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      you'll saw wow every time

      2008-08-29T14:35:17Z
    • Bukowski1

      Wow.

      2008-08-29T17:48:39Z
    • Picture_0102

      Woo ?

      2008-08-29T17:51:05Z
    • Made_in_england

      No, no, no fries, it's wow.

      2008-08-29T17:57:51Z
    • Pic_11

      damn brits....cant say "wow" right ;P

      2008-08-29T18:00:40Z
    • Made_in_england

      But... but I just did get it right.

      2008-08-29T18:04:38Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      ^Not British.

      2008-08-30T03:23:55Z
  • Ww_ms

    So... they have the money to go out and by all of these cleaning products for their body, but not one single thing of bath cleaner. That is fucking pathetic.

    2008-08-29T13:37:52Z
  • Img_100026__2_
    FLFisher says:

    All completely repairable... Just get some CLR.

    2008-08-29T14:32:47Z
  • Aram
    mute365 says:

    filth and foul filth filth foul

    2008-08-29T15:51:10Z
    • Danzig
      urkelbot says:

      Speaking of filth and foul, happy birthday GG Allin.

      2008-08-30T00:51:22Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    He must be a midget because there's no way I'm soaking my decrepit bones in that tub.

    2008-08-29T17:38:21Z
    • Newclaude

      I....don't....really get the connection (?)

      2008-08-29T20:10:39Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      When my back is hurting real bad, I soak in hot water in my bathtub. I can almost lie completely flat in my tub. You'd have to sit upright in that sesspool with your legs crossed.

      2008-08-30T03:18:00Z
  • Bukowski1

    Wow, everything looks realy fucked up.

    2008-08-29T17:52:41Z
    • Picture_0102

      Woo ?





      again.....

      2008-08-29T17:56:00Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      I think those might have been the wrong kind of mushroom.

      2008-08-29T17:56:55Z
  • Made_in_england

    This looks like one of those "I think I'm gonna fart" moments that ends with "Aaaaaw fuck...Nooooo!"

    2008-08-29T18:01:38Z
    • Pic_11

      lol...better there than at work in your pants

      2008-08-29T18:32:06Z
    • Made_in_england

      Did that once when I had food poisoning, had to sit on a plastic sheet to drive home.
      :((

      2008-08-29T18:37:41Z
    • Pic_11

      hahaha...im not telling my store...its very "shitty''

      2008-08-29T18:54:06Z
    • Geah

      Try waking up early and eating about half a box of Cocoa Krispies...then suddenly feeling VERY tired again so you go back to sleep. Then you wake up and are suddenly VERY nautious and so you run to the bathroom. You sit on the toilet and its like a goddamn water main of shit coming out of your ass. While you're thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?!" suddenly you SPEW everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours (including every single one of those cocoa krispies) onto the floor infront of you. All while still exploding the toilet.

      Good times.

      2008-08-29T19:46:42Z
    • Made_in_england

      At least you were at home, I had a twenty minute drive, sitting in a pile of sloppy poo.

      2008-08-29T23:58:05Z
    • Geah

      True that's a good point. That was pretty much my thought the whole time was "Thank god this happened here before work."
      It was still a pain in the ass trying to fight off elpiss who kept sayin he'd lick it all up for $20 or a crack rock. Dumb latino crack fiends.

      2008-08-30T01:14:41Z
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      elchris says:

      im a man for christ sakes. when im having a long drive and if ive got to piss or take a shit i pull over

      2008-08-30T01:51:48Z
    • Made_in_england

      I didn't get a choice, elchris, my ass exploded before I could reach the toilet. I was still at work at the time, and with no shower facility or change of clothing, I simply had to go home as I was.


      It was a fragrant journey...

      2008-08-30T02:01:47Z
    • Geah

      The fact elpiss had to preface his statement with "im a man for christ sakes." tells me she's a tranny.

      Fugs...that sucks hahahahaha.

      2008-08-30T02:28:40Z
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      elchris says:

      thats no excuse, really. id rather shit in a cops car, infront of them than shitting on my self. i piss in the street all the time

      2008-08-30T02:30:54Z
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      elchris says:

      i piss on everone i knows mom

      2008-08-30T02:35:32Z
    • Geah

      Don't you have tricks to turn?

      2008-08-30T02:53:33Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      I have had a similar experience Fugs, but was not 'creative' enough to put plastic down on the seat while driving home.

      2008-08-30T03:33:47Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      Also, I have pissed on a cop car. They were not happy.

      2008-08-30T03:34:17Z
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posted August 29, 2008