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My buddys' dad never cleans the shower. Please note the "soap graveyard."

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  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-08-29T04:03:00Z says:

    At this point you might as well get a whole new bathroom

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-08-29T04:08:26Z says:

    i wanna be buried in the soap graveyard

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-08-29T17:56:29Z says:

      want or need, stinky?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-29T18:42:18Z says:

      asks a negro... how ironic...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-08-29T20:12:31Z says:

      It looks like the liquid dispensers are wistfully looking at their friends in the Soapatery.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-08-30T04:09:30Z says:

      lol @ romeo dying for my attention..
      does the big black man make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-08-30T23:15:05Z says:

      Eeeww! Warm and fuzzy...inside. I just threw up a little.

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-08-29T04:12:44Z says:

    ducking fisgusting

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-08-29T09:03:09Z says:

      you're Nucking Futs, ha!

    • 0supaboy0
      0supaboy0 2008-10-10T22:38:24Z says:

      Yup, gucking fay....

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2008-08-29T04:38:08Z says:

    Just stay away from the now sentient mildew and you'll be okay.

    • DoubleC
      DoubleC 2008-08-29T04:48:12Z says:

      But maybe he could learn important life lessons from it.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-08-29T06:27:00Z says:

      i.e. "Don't be mildew"

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-08-30T02:26:36Z says:

      Yeah, mildew fucks

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-08-29T04:50:22Z says:

    This looks like tubgirls domain.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2008-08-29T13:05:33Z says:

      That's Hank's face.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T14:26:26Z says:

      Omg, I can not believe you said that. You big meanie.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T18:26:16Z says:

      Truth hurts does it Hanky ?

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-29T18:27:55Z says:

      indeeeed...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:37:53Z says:

      It may.

  • stringsNstuff
    stringsNstuff 2008-08-29T05:35:10Z says:

    reminds me of my toilet

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-08-29T05:52:47Z says:

      gross, it sounds like puking in it would actually improve it.

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-08-29T05:58:36Z says:

      You should see it when I eat @ Arbys........you think that tub is gross

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-08-29T05:58:14Z says:

    My shower is on per with this. I wear flip flops in it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-29T05:58:31Z says:

      *par

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T08:38:14Z says:

      My shower looked like this about four years ago, then a friend introduced me to Mildew Fighter! Just spray it on, let it sit for a few hours, and then wash it away. Your shower will be sparkling clean. No scrubbing, no fuss.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T10:28:23Z says:

      i'll have to try that

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-08-29T12:11:37Z says:

      Gotta try that for my athlete's foot....

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-29T13:16:52Z says:

      irish that's disgusting...clean it

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2008-08-29T13:34:57Z says:

      So Hank, how much in commissions did you get for that little plug for Mildew Fighter.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-29T14:13:42Z says:

      I have some Kaboom but I'm just too lazy to do it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T14:29:41Z says:

      No commisions, but it is a true story. 30 seconds of spraying this foamy chemical shit and then you leave, come back later and wash it off with the shower nozzle. Sparkling fucking clean.

      Also, it's not really called Mildew Fighter. It's name is in Japanese.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T16:08:39Z says:

      irish keeps hes apartment all messed up so hes parents think "maby he isnt a closet-fag after all"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-29T16:21:16Z says:

      Thats funny that that you think my parents give a shit in what condition my house is. Mommy and daddy don't pay my way so I live as I please.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-29T17:30:52Z says:

      Go to the home depot and buy youself a water conditioner. It illiminates the iron in the water that makes those brown stains.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T17:46:12Z says:

      We used to have Mr Muscle here in Blighty , that shit used to take your skin off.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T17:47:46Z says:

      That won't take the brown stains out of his underwear.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-29T17:55:42Z says:

      Hank has red stains in the ass of his underwear.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T17:59:22Z says:

      No, I don't, but your mom did actually stitch her number into the waistband of my underwear. What a stupid bitch. I hate her.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T18:02:15Z says:

      you 2 need to shut up seeing as both of you have spunk stains in your underwear

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T18:03:05Z says:

      in the rear to be precise

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:06:04Z says:

      hahaha

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:07:41Z says:

      That's YOUR underwear, Tries.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-08-29T18:11:50Z says:

      you wont ever see spunm stains on elchris..... unless he smiles

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:15:09Z says:

      Hahaha, ElPiss, you can't even afford underwear.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:16:40Z says:

      i know this is about some nigger comments i made recently. i repeat, ive got nothing against you shit stained skin coloured people

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:19:21Z says:

      just dont steal my stuff, you filthy nigger

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-08-29T18:19:55Z says:

      lmao, silly rabbit, i have no respect for you because youre a crackhead, your worthless commenting has nothing to do with it, in fact, i usually ignore half the shit you write.... sorry

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-08-29T18:23:51Z says:

      dont worry elchris, your cardboard box is safe

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:24:00Z says:

      um, ok.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:27:19Z says:

      Christ, what an idiot.

    • TheBaneOfPlantshit
      TheBaneOfPlantshit 2008-08-29T19:18:18Z says:

      drugsa ARE BEAYD! i went tos japen one time and i atacked the peolep with stiks. they looksed at me funnye yed so i hit them. do u like me NAOW!? i dont agree withsn the new epliss butlshits. he's a fag. fgagy gag fag

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T19:27:46Z says:

      hahahaa

  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-08-29T06:03:20Z says:

    Looks like it would be at a rest area, or this "great" little hotel I stayed at in Illinois.

  • cold
    cold 2008-08-29T06:10:32Z says:

    i love how it's that dirty but he still spends the extra money on the paul mitchell shampoo.(... im not gay... it just tingles when u put it on ur head :D... ok maybe a lil gay)

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-08-29T06:32:50Z says:

      FAG!!!!!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-29T07:39:42Z says:

      cold wears abercrombie and fitch most likely.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T17:41:13Z says:

      ...and make-up.

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2008-08-29T06:19:05Z says:

    Did he have a couple of Japanese chicks over?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T08:39:59Z says:

      Japanese people keep their bath tubs clean, because they actually bathe in them.

    • god
      god 2008-08-29T10:56:30Z says:

      bathe in shit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T12:43:33Z says:

      Wrong.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-08-29T13:16:58Z says:

      Wrong hank, japanese people havent advanced one bit socially since the feudal ages, the only difference in japan now and 1000yrs ago is technology. that and they still LOVE shit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T14:32:32Z says:

      Oh, now you are an expert on Japan?

      Lol! This from the idiot who "refuses to learn any Tojo." You fucking clown. Shut your cock hole before the known universe implodes from your stupidity.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T17:50:33Z says:

      the Japanese still like bukkake too

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:00:34Z says:

      Really? What do you know about anything Japanese?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T18:04:26Z says:

      it was just an educated guess

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:08:44Z says:

      Get an education then, Tries.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-08-29T21:47:01Z says:

      Yes hank i am an expert, i would think somebody as bitter as you are would spot these things right off, but you obviously get less wedgies here than before you came, so you stay.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-30T04:08:06Z says:

      I'm not bitter. I just hate racist garbage like yourself.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-08-30T10:58:00Z says:

      beside all the shit lovers or shit talkers wherever in this world, I still love Japan

  • kptrk6
    kptrk6 2008-08-29T07:24:31Z says:

    i have that same green tea shampoo!

    i just talked to a guy today who wont even spit in the shower when he's dipping. id hate to see what he thinks about this.

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-08-29T07:34:41Z says:

    That has "lazy fatfuck" written all over it.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-29T11:43:58Z says:

      Probably poor too.

  • Mako
    Mako 2008-08-29T08:25:48Z says:

    It's Ol' Drippy!

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-08-29T08:30:39Z says:

      you can eat him then, hes made of penicillin

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-08-29T08:41:07Z says:

    It's ironic that the place he goes to clean himself is filthy.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-08-29T09:01:41Z says:

      hehe

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T17:47:43Z says:

      that was just a regular from hanky , it didnt really deserve a 'hehe'

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T17:51:43Z says:

      Who are you, the Hank comment police?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T17:57:16Z says:

      Maybe

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:09:20Z says:

      You are out of order.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T18:35:45Z says:

      Just like his cars.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T19:14:05Z says:

      that cuts the deepest. my motors are usually quality

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-08-29T09:33:23Z says:

    thats no problem there is some stuff you can buy in the chemical store that removes things like that, it cost like 10$

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T10:08:56Z says:

      Try drinking some of it.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-08-29T13:18:08Z says:

      Try fucking off Hank

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-29T14:10:24Z says:

      sure planty....gas and a match

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T14:33:44Z says:

      You should some too, Buttface. You really want to serve your country? Fucking kill yourself.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:41:19Z says:

      be a genious and "serve your country" by joining the navy. thats an absolute winner

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-29T18:47:27Z says:

      in the navy... lalalala... lol goog one el

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-29T18:47:33Z says:

      *d

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T18:49:03Z says:

      You wouldn't know a winner if it shit on your chest. I joined the navy to travel and get money for college. It served it's purpose.

      Does Norway even have an armed forces? They seem gayer than the Swiss even.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:57:45Z says:

      thats the weakest reply youve ever given hank

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T18:58:17Z says:

      well i think. its impossible to control youre daily retarded ramblings

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T19:09:55Z says:

      Was that reply weaker than Norway's armed forces? I doubt it.

      Wooooooooooooooooo h poooooooooooosgdhjudcooooooooooaaahaihdhlhcjwooooiieedknjrioaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamkajdcjjaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa. Yeah, Dik. hhhahahahahahhaha sorry to impose. Don't worry about my "ramblings". Just go back to sucking off whoever for whatever they promised you.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-29T19:30:41Z says:

      i hope all in the norwegian armed forces die a slow painful death. like all the retarded little soldiers around the world

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-30T04:09:17Z says:

      You are quite the humanitarian.

  • dik
    dik 2008-08-29T13:17:53Z says:

    could use a shamwow

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-08-29T14:32:17Z says:

      HA HA! That guy is so confident!

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-29T14:35:17Z says:

      you'll saw wow every time

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-29T17:48:39Z says:

      Wow.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T17:51:05Z says:

      Woo ?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T17:57:51Z says:

      No, no, no fries, it's wow.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-29T18:00:40Z says:

      damn brits....cant say "wow" right ;P

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T18:04:38Z says:

      But... but I just did get it right.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-30T03:23:55Z says:

      ^Not British.

  • iamgodandyoudie
    iamgodandyoudie 2008-08-29T13:37:52Z says:

    So... they have the money to go out and by all of these cleaning products for their body, but not one single thing of bath cleaner. That is fucking pathetic.

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-08-29T14:32:47Z says:

    All completely repairable... Just get some CLR.

  • mute365
    mute365 2008-08-29T15:51:10Z says:

    filth and foul filth filth foul

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-08-30T00:51:22Z says:

      Speaking of filth and foul, happy birthday GG Allin.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-08-29T17:38:21Z says:

    He must be a midget because there's no way I'm soaking my decrepit bones in that tub.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-08-29T20:10:39Z says:

      I....don't....really get the connection (?)

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-08-30T03:18:00Z says:

      When my back is hurting real bad, I soak in hot water in my bathtub. I can almost lie completely flat in my tub. You'd have to sit upright in that sesspool with your legs crossed.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-08-29T17:52:41Z says:

    Wow, everything looks realy fucked up.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-29T17:56:00Z says:

      Woo ?





      again.....

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-08-29T17:56:55Z says:

      I think those might have been the wrong kind of mushroom.

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T18:01:38Z says:

    This looks like one of those "I think I'm gonna fart" moments that ends with "Aaaaaw fuck...Nooooo!"

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-29T18:32:06Z says:

      lol...better there than at work in your pants

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T18:37:41Z says:

      Did that once when I had food poisoning, had to sit on a plastic sheet to drive home.
      :((

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-29T18:54:06Z says:

      hahaha...im not telling my store...its very "shitty''

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-08-29T19:46:42Z says:

      Try waking up early and eating about half a box of Cocoa Krispies...then suddenly feeling VERY tired again so you go back to sleep. Then you wake up and are suddenly VERY nautious and so you run to the bathroom. You sit on the toilet and its like a goddamn water main of shit coming out of your ass. While you're thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?!" suddenly you SPEW everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours (including every single one of those cocoa krispies) onto the floor infront of you. All while still exploding the toilet.

      Good times.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-29T23:58:05Z says:

      At least you were at home, I had a twenty minute drive, sitting in a pile of sloppy poo.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-08-30T01:14:41Z says:

      True that's a good point. That was pretty much my thought the whole time was "Thank god this happened here before work."
      It was still a pain in the ass trying to fight off elpiss who kept sayin he'd lick it all up for $20 or a crack rock. Dumb latino crack fiends.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-30T01:51:48Z says:

      im a man for christ sakes. when im having a long drive and if ive got to piss or take a shit i pull over

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-08-30T02:01:47Z says:

      I didn't get a choice, elchris, my ass exploded before I could reach the toilet. I was still at work at the time, and with no shower facility or change of clothing, I simply had to go home as I was.


      It was a fragrant journey...

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-08-30T02:28:40Z says:

      The fact elpiss had to preface his statement with "im a man for christ sakes." tells me she's a tranny.

      Fugs...that sucks hahahahaha.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-30T02:30:54Z says:

      thats no excuse, really. id rather shit in a cops car, infront of them than shitting on my self. i piss in the street all the time

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-08-30T02:35:32Z says:

      i piss on everone i knows mom

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-08-30T02:53:33Z says:

      Don't you have tricks to turn?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-30T03:33:47Z says:

      I have had a similar experience Fugs, but was not 'creative' enough to put plastic down on the seat while driving home.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-30T03:34:17Z says:

      Also, I have pissed on a cop car. They were not happy.

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posted August 29, 2008

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