Watch women shit...give birth or both you sick bastard. If there timing was off she might hit the newborns head. Thats a shitty way to be welcomed into the world.
We knew it could happen but they never said anything so it's not standard practice. Most women get the shits just before labor so everything is cleared out. My wife didn't shit.
Each time I sodomize a woman
(be it my wife or two girlfriends),
my cock is enveloped with their shit.
It is the normal course of sodomy.
But to literally fuck the shit
out of a girl's shithole...
she ought not to defecate
before getting ass-fucked.
My wife would always take a dump
before she subjects her rectum
to its regular stretching.
Ah, women. Truly delightful.
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Holy meatcurtains!!
watch out for the liquid crime wave
fucking mudsharks......
what a piece of fucking shit. literally
there should be a "have you drank coffee lately" waiver form
SHITGAZM
You know, I've seen two girls shit while giving birth. I'm one of those guys that likes to watch, and I don't get grossed out.
Watch women shit...give birth or both you sick bastard. If there timing was off she might hit the newborns head. Thats a shitty way to be welcomed into the world.
good for you meng
Yeah, it got on the baby both times.
cant they elect to have an enema?
I have heard that that is standard prcoceedure
Of course, but women giving birth for the first time don't really think it's a big deal, and don't realize all that pushing will push shit out too.
And I don't really know if they explain it fully.
We knew it could happen but they never said anything so it's not standard practice. Most women get the shits just before labor so everything is cleared out. My wife didn't shit.
But I bet you did
... when it came out black
rosie odonell?
Hot !! ?
no they arn't in the back of a dump trunk limo, but those 2 guys would bang her... not to sound racist but they are black
Each time I sodomize a woman
(be it my wife or two girlfriends),
my cock is enveloped with their shit.
It is the normal course of sodomy.
But to literally fuck the shit
out of a girl's shithole...
she ought not to defecate
before getting ass-fucked.
My wife would always take a dump
before she subjects her rectum
to its regular stretching.
Ah, women. Truly delightful.
You are like the Mr Wizzard of ass sex...gonna go think of a clever question for you ol grand poo ba
Rectumstretcher, your poem doesn't rhyme very well at all... it even sucks as a free verse poem too!
it sounds like shit!
haha bad joke but I lol'd
it's poop again
Oh darn not again *wah wah waaaaaah*
he called the shit poop!
CUCKOLDRY?
Wow. You win some kind of noob award for that. Jesus christ.