He's so cute, I want to wrap him up in a big, cozy, bundle of linen that I hit with a hatchet repeatedly until it stops making noise. Red blossoms everywhere! Then into the incinerator because mother hates the messes I make.
you could headbutt the giant in his solar plexus, causing his gigantic heart to fail. yeah that's what i would try. if that doesn't work i'll try torches and pitchforks!
Fake ! it's an infant in a suit. Notice how the guy in red never lets go of him or puts him down ..... thats just how i carried my kids when they were 3.
these two need to go on some sort of tour together. Maybe make a boy band, or maybe something like Mad Max 3 Beyond Thunderdome and wear the little one on your back type of deal.
Comments to Tallest Man Meets Shortest Man
why isn't the tall guy shitting out the short guy? wait, are they japanese or chinese?
Mongolian, dip shit.
Gawd damn mongowians....alwaze breaking down my shitty wall
lol
I think that is the first funny thing I've ever read posted by Starrsky. And it showed a bit of brains, as well. [Very Surprised]
Which one is which?
>people dont like hank =] true story.
There a place where i can buy one of those short fella's?
fucking mongoloids.
LOL Star!
he's soo cute and bitty!! I bet he sounds adorable too
i know! ^_^
wait...
he probably sounds like chip 'n dale.
He's so cute, I want to wrap him up in a big, cozy, bundle of linen that I hit with a hatchet repeatedly until it stops making noise. Red blossoms everywhere! Then into the incinerator because mother hates the messes I make.
Must stop listening to Vern.
I'll bet he sounds like my girlfriend after I force her to inhale my special nitrous and helium cocktail.
if you eat his eyeballs, it'll make you a virgin again, balls.
Weng Weng, I love you my Weng Weng. Come to me and kiss me. I love you Weng Weng!
I'm glad to be an american :|.
glad you told me.
if i were a millionaire i would hire both of them to homeservice. Imagine getting your dinner served by that little man.
i know you would do worse things to that giant, plantshit. a giant's skull makes a great trophy.
Imagine your dinner being pushed in by the big man.
Nah, I'd hire him as the gardener. Then he could trim the hedges all the way up, without a ladder!
I'd have him wander around naked so anytime I wanted to hear the ocean I could just have him grab his ankles.
lol
the little guy could go spelunking in the big guy's ass.
finally an adult male i can beat in a fistfight ...(the litte one)
I'd think it'd be a pain in the ass to catch the little guy.
The big guy may be huge but he's probably really slow.
he's only 17.. he's not an adult, you coward!
you could headbutt the giant in his solar plexus, causing his gigantic heart to fail. yeah that's what i would try. if that doesn't work i'll try torches and pitchforks!
First thing's first is I'd wonder what the hell I was doing in Mongolia in the first place to be even fighting this guy.
..? to tear down the great wall, ofcourse!
fucken mongels!
uere verdammti mongos
Hmmmm... Inner Mongolia. That`s where the Chinese did a lot of their nuclear bomb tests. Mere chance, I guess...
Fake ! it's an infant in a suit. Notice how the guy in red never lets go of him or puts him down ..... thats just how i carried my kids when they were 3.
The subtitle is wrong too , its a "pair" of freaks, a "bunch" of freaks would imply more that two freaks.
True that
dude he could fit that little guy in his ass
I am surprised the tall guy didn't break the little one's hand when shaking it. And the tall one actually has a wife too. There is hope for everyone.
yea red don't give up you will find someone...
Something, S4mpsonit3, someTHING.
these two need to go on some sort of tour together. Maybe make a boy band, or maybe something like Mad Max 3 Beyond Thunderdome and wear the little one on your back type of deal.
That tall guy is a mutant alien.
not just an alien, but a mutant alien!?
if u fucked the small one in the ass your dick would stick out his mouth