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Before we had CDs all we had to shove up out dicks were tapes.
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Comments to Tape Dick
Can you hide 20 dollar bills in there?.
They might get a little damp
The caption for this is superb.
Pffft. When I was a kid, we used to shove 8-tracks up our pee-pees.
then we had to walk home, 3 miles, all uphill, against the wind, leaving nothing but a trail of magnetic tape behind us
And we liked it!
i personally prefer 12" vinyl, but hey if you like tapes thats cool.
Old 78 vinals were pretty rough though.
<- Never seen an 8track.
You were lucky..
8 tracks sounded pretty good, better sound than ordinary cassettes.
Sorry for the confusion but my earlier comment was aimed at the above feline and marsupial.
You couldn't rewind and they tended to bleed into other tracks after a while
Bloody Americans, ripping off the 4 Yorkshireman...
Yeah, and if they think they had it rough...
By 'eck
LUXURY!
foreskins are evil dirty things - fact
+1 Team Circumcision
girls? any opinions?
Mucho Rule 359.2-3: You cannot make up teams on the fly.
+1 Team Rule-Maker-Upper.
*faceplants into the mud at mile #2...(sister laughs) files a grievance against god for all the mud...waits for compensation and apology...
Foreskins are only dirty if you fail to wash them. In which case you'd be dirty and smelly all over anyway, since it doesn't take much effort to clean under them whilst showering.
^Foreskin cleaning expert
Well, I still have mine, so I guess you could say I am.
i just clean my foreskin in some pussy juice. call it good. btw i usually take golden showers so hence i don't bother cleaning.
wtf are you waffling on about ?
What about team possum, I think there should definitely be a team possum.
How 'bout Team Torture and Kill Exojizz?
How about Team Feed Exocunt To A Great White Shark In Pieces?
Or, Team Drop Exocunt From The Top Of El Capitan
how about a team ban and i'll see how many members can join it? :)
Had a nice day then, Deja?
+1 Team Ban
See you guys in 5 years!
i'll have a better day when all the bullshit with bloodwork, xrays and cat scans is done :P
I don't do well when they trying and take blood from me, I start to lose it and get very angry. I almost went off on a dude once getting blood for an allergy test. I literally told him if he didn't stop I was going to punch him right in the face. I was freaking out, guess it was the blood loss/light headedness? not sure, don't want to find out.
I'm no smerf, but bloodwork, x-rays & cat scans don't sound that great.
I will get K-Billy to pray for you.
+1 team scat scan
K-Billy, pray for Deja!
If her results don't come back with good news, your god is obviously a gay fish.
I've been waiting since last November for a Laryngoscopy to see if the lumpt in my throat is cancerous, I can only assume that they are waiting until it's inoperable to save money.
*lump
May chocolate bunny jesus visit you tonight and bless your house with goo filled chocolate eggs that come out of his ass.
sweet, remember if it's inoperable, do something drastic and write mucho sucko on your forehead in marker
deja, is this about the migraines?
*yak
Lets hope it isn't Fugs, but if it is, you should seriously get a mucho t-shirt & go something newsworthy. You could go on a stabbing spree at a BNP rally or something...
get well fugs!
but if yu die, i can has patio?
I think the label on the tape says: "Stan" Rather disturbing eh, dik?
i think whats rather disturbing is the bubbly ballsack...
This is how I hide all my tapes.
are you really that old, NG?
to be 1st-gen Nixon anything-you would have to be at least 50 to 60 yrs old...
13 step tape program nixonG. im surprised you ain't dead.
I'm old enough to know better but still to young to care.
Be Kind, Please, Rewind...
i told that to my girlfriend when i ripped out my cock with a tape stretched in it! she told me she'd rather have a 8track. i got dumped.
Is that a straw sticking out of his ballsack?
...his abnormally large ballsack.
I think it's the tie from his swimming trunks
Pffft... I'd like to see him try that with an 8-track.
Ask ClaudeBallz
ask your manager at your burgerking job...
We asked yours and he agreed that you're a cunt
fuck whunu!
What about 7inch vinyl ?
Up yer bum!
That WAS an erotic movie in its time, huh? Type of girl you hoped lived nextdoor when you were growing up!
I really fancied Emily Lloyd too
She was a saucy lil slut wasn't she? Definitely would have given her it up her bum.
eat my tape bitch
Shut up cunt!
I concur.
Huzzah!
what the piss
That's elpiss.
This guy has problems.
Bullwinkle-Hey Rocky, want to see me pull a cassette out of my cock?
Rocky- Awww, that trick never works.
I think I missed that episode.
it's on the dvd
Had to log in today just to say.... REPOST!!!!
Is there anything gayer? Then tapes?
Certainly not one of the Jooz