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Tapir dickSome celebrities have their own personal zoos, from which occasionally footage of tapir bestiality comes from.
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Comments to Tapir dick
first again..!!!
Take care now.
YO, Deja. Another has escaped from your Wall Of Imbeciles....Gotta close the basement door, dear.
Or get some proximity mines...
Too much noise in a neighborhood environment. Motion activated laser cannon, THAT is the ticket.
Woah woah woah...
The wall has a basement?
Wait, I get it now.
I can't brain today, I have the dumb.
why don't we just kill him? fuck all that other shit
All dicks are tapered, aren't they?
Dunno Know,Dunno Care.
So that would make DJ a lesbian girl that skipped sex ed?
Not at all Arch. Mine's not and that's what matters.
Then shouldn't you have said no. If your dick is not tapered, then the answer the Hank's question would be no. Oh and cock soup is in the related, lol.
Ah, semantics. Oh and a real big dick is in the related.
And after thinking about it, Hank may have been makin' a funny. tapir/taper? ya think?
Meh, fuck it. Maybe Short and I went to the same bar tonight. I also have the dumb.
...Wow, you missed the tapered/tapir joke? How sad for you.
i missed it too.. but tapir is pronounced "taa-pee-er" in dutch.
Well, that's how it's pronounced in American as well, but the spelling is close enough for the play on words.
should be "tah-pee-er" actually..
I pronounce it "fa-king-pa-ig-th-ing"
The head of his dick kinda looks like his head.
Wow... it does... I nominate Arch for the nobel peace prize
..
no it doesn't!
you people are clearly not specialized in tapir-cock..
it does.
..not
does
you're all forgetting that Vic is an expert when it comes to cocks....specifically Harry Potter's
I hadn't forgotten.
you should, though.. :(
Too bad
How is this bestiality?
It's not.
After the comma she said "from" twice which addled my elderly brain.
Oh, this isn't. I meant the clips of them getting sucked off by (human) chicks. It was just some trivia.
Well, its undeniable now... HareTrinity the bestiality guru...
Yep. I used to consider her the perfect woman. Muchoer, warped, demented, etc... But ...wow.....got a animal fetish goin' on there too much.
Everyone needs a hobby. Hey, if it helps; it was known since I was little that I love animals. Just not like THAT...
you sure do love animals....either you already own pictures of animal genitals or you spend an awful lot of time searching for them ...either way. you're fucked up
Don't be judgemental now.
it's my way
It is his way
hat nigger
Long haired horse nigger
i can't think of one for hank
Hank Chinigger
jew nigger?
That's me.
so i guess i win the prize then? bring it on!
HANK IS BLACK!
looks like an inverted vagina
yes it doesn't
I thought it was a built in metal detector.
Can it detect the difference between ferrous and non-ferrous ?
^is there a metal-detector that can?
somethings I could go without seeing in life...this being one of them
Yar.
Yes
i've had the pleasure of seeing one of these in the zoo, extended penis and all. he dragged it across the sand, most of the time..
The ultimate pleasure.
It wouldn't walk very much after it rubbed the skin off.
You know, they actually make dildos shaped like various animal dicks?
I don't even want to know how you know that.
hare has the link.
she likes the bearcock.
Nope, I like the ram cock.
And yeah, it's Zeta Toys, http://www.zoofur.com/animalp.html The owner's really quite friendly. And much more into bears, furries included. Creepy.
i bet you have a whole collection of animal cocks in some drawer at home.
Drawer? shit, she has the display case.
So? who doesn`t?
Redsuck.
He has them stored up his arse
Me and a couple of mates were chucked out of a mucky mag shop in Amsterdam once for laughing at the collection of dog dildos on display. Must have been the hash cakes that made it so funny.
Oh Cheeky
looks like an trumpet.
Why don't you blow it?
Whammy!
sure why not! I will ask your mother right now if you dont mind?
what do you need hank's mom for? you got a purdy mouth yerself too, son!
he needs a taster who'd check if its poisonous
the tapir is hank´s mother.
what ever happened to asking hank's mom if she felt like blowing its trumpet?
he must have the internet
He has that "nerdy" look about him.
i was refering to his boner ..but ya he looks pretty nerdy too
if it touches the floor, it's too big.
From a strictly scientifical point of view that is an interesting estimation.
Not if you've had your legs cut off.
no sex for amputees!