Alright check this shit out. I want like, a phoenix right? You know what a phoenix is? But for the head, right, fuck the regular phoenix head. I want the face of fucking Tutankhamen. Yeah, that's right, the boy-king. Oh no, you know what would be even better? For the face, make it the fucking SARCOPHAGUS of fucking Tutankhamen. Polished fucking gold. And the head should be the size of my whole upper back. Lots of fucking phoenix feathers coming out of that sarcophagus head too. Then, make that fucker's claws, right, his fuckin talons, right? Make them extend down towards my ass cheeks, and make the right one holding a fucking EGG and the left one, like a fucking COBRA SNAKE, fuck yeah, the fuckin King of snakes dude! Make sure some nestlike shit from the egg, the fuckin phoenix tail-feathers, and the tail of the cobra snake reach right down to my bung.
I once asked a tatoo artist what was the most unusual job he'd done. He said he was asked to tatoo a guy's dick brown - apparently the guy had some ugly liver spots that put the women off.
Hey, instead of inking your body up, why not making it beautiful by skipping a few Big Macs.. run a couple miles once in a while.. show some fucking self restraint. You fucking lard ass.
Its not a matter or wanting it, its a matter of expecting it, since its around every corner. Even if I have nothing at all to do with a post, someone always seems to bring up my name.
Eh, no worries I guess I am obviously missing something in your logic. Also, I just realized I don't want to hear a long drawn out vicsin explanation...so how about you win this one.
Comments to tattoo
I've got that same tattoo on my ballsack.
and that is why you never pick a tat off the wall at a tattoo parlor
....and the tatoo is only one inch long
he said ballsack. but i guess ina way your saying he has little balls? ok then
OK, tomorrow a photo of troutpotatoes' enormously saggy balls!
Alright check this shit out. I want like, a phoenix right? You know what a phoenix is? But for the head, right, fuck the regular phoenix head. I want the face of fucking Tutankhamen. Yeah, that's right, the boy-king. Oh no, you know what would be even better? For the face, make it the fucking SARCOPHAGUS of fucking Tutankhamen. Polished fucking gold. And the head should be the size of my whole upper back. Lots of fucking phoenix feathers coming out of that sarcophagus head too. Then, make that fucker's claws, right, his fuckin talons, right? Make them extend down towards my ass cheeks, and make the right one holding a fucking EGG and the left one, like a fucking COBRA SNAKE, fuck yeah, the fuckin King of snakes dude! Make sure some nestlike shit from the egg, the fuckin phoenix tail-feathers, and the tail of the cobra snake reach right down to my bung.
No shit, you were there when that poor unfortunate soul described what they wanted? I'm sorry you had to deal with that.
He wasn't just there when they described it, he was the person describing it.
oh. is that right?
lol the dude who did this tattoo was like "wtf ever this shits gonna cost like 2 g's" i would tattoo gorilla vaginas allday for money.
damn you put a lot of work into that post...nice description
Haha COB that was pretty funny
I once asked a tatoo artist what was the most unusual job he'd done. He said he was asked to tatoo a guy's dick brown - apparently the guy had some ugly liver spots that put the women off.
yeah... it wouldnt put someone off seeing a white guy with a brown penis either...
lol COB. That King Tut face is just like the Apple 2 screensaver.
that asshole looks way way too used... gross
well at least whoever was fucking it had something pretty interesting to look at
post goatse?
I hate you.
and thats why youre dead
Hey, instead of inking your body up, why not making it beautiful by skipping a few Big Macs.. run a couple miles once in a while.. show some fucking self restraint. You fucking lard ass.
WHO?
Vic...It is like you want to be made fun of. What gives?
Its not a matter or wanting it, its a matter of expecting it, since its around every corner. Even if I have nothing at all to do with a post, someone always seems to bring up my name.
Yeah, but he didn't...you did.
Eh, no worries I guess I am obviously missing something in your logic. Also, I just realized I don't want to hear a long drawn out vicsin explanation...so how about you win this one.
Nah, I am going with everyone else winning. Enjoy yourselves...I give up.
somehow i doubt it
typical is exactly right. you fucking feed on the attention like a dirty skanky dog at bowl of stink-kibble
i wouldve expected for them to come at me that much after i posted myself
Nobody gave a shit. And still don't.
why dont you post your ugly ass picture then urkel
I don't seek attention like you.
is this one a male or female?
Yes.
No way! :P
Could be.
Probably not.
That's a definite maybe
could have done better photoshop work on this one to make it a little more realistic looking... you know... like... tried a bit :(
is that a vagina ?
If that's a mirror you're looking at, yes.
thats below the belt
haha...you fucking brits!! ;P
his as isnt symetric, ahah loser
symtetric, he must have excerise wrong or something its like a big zit.
are you pissed up or something ?
Is it just me, or is that a Kotex? (oh man, this is gonna hurt, lol)