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  • jonee
    jonee 2007-02-24T05:13:47Z says:

    goddamnit, still first. all i gotta say is aaaiiiieeee.

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2007-02-24T11:07:20Z says:

      why say anything yo bag of shit? this isnt you tube you either slag another poster off or shut up!

    • jonee
      jonee 2007-02-24T17:45:45Z says:

      hey, uk-cocksucker.1) i was commenting on the video. 2) its hard to fuck with people that have not posted yet. 3) now that you mention it i caught a clip on youtube form the nature channel, apparently the human testes produce upwards of 1000 sperm cells per minute, amazing. and to think that every last one of them is destined for the back of your throat! really makes you wonder what god's plan is for each one of us, doesn't it?

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-02-24T18:02:43Z says:

      See, was that so hard jonee? Now, dance for our amusement.

    • jonee
      jonee 2007-02-24T18:11:57Z says:

      easy coupland. just because you are still all tingly from a night of queer love and dancing at the manhole doesn't mean the rest of us are interested in your turn-ons. now shutthefuckup for our amusement.

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-02-24T18:22:40Z says:

      Oh, and thanks for a lovely evening.

    • jonee
      jonee 2007-02-24T18:29:32Z says:

      i bet you say that to all the guys. blush.

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-02-24T18:42:32Z says:

      No, really, you were special. The earth shook. Now clean yourself up and get the fuck out, my two o'clock will be here any minute...

    • jonee
      jonee 2007-02-24T19:55:42Z says:

      just because your asshole is sore doesn't mean you have to be a sore asshole. here's 5 bucks go buy yourself something nice.

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2007-02-24T20:37:53Z says:

      you are redeemed, good job ass hat!

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-02-24T20:43:09Z says:

      heh, jokes. hey, here's one: your sister cries when she does anal.
      uhm... yeah, i guess it's not that funny. it sure *seemed* funny at the time...

    • jonee
      jonee 2007-02-24T22:24:50Z says:

      sorry son, i don't have a sister. you must be refering to your mom. she cried alot when she gave birth to you out of her asshole. i wasn't even aware that she had a womb in there.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-02-25T04:21:01Z says:

      Ohh, come on jonee, you rent that womb for your tea parties every Sunday afternoon.

    • jonee
      jonee 2007-02-25T04:29:20Z says:

      guilty as charged. by the way, poker night has changed from tuesday to wednesday. hope everyone can make it!

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-02-25T04:32:36Z says:

      thanks for the support and all nova, but i kinda gave up on the argument when he countered with the whole "your mom has a womb in her asshole" comment. pursuing this one will feel too much like beating up a retarded person. sure, you get that adrenaline rush, but when it's all said and done it leaves you feeling empty and hollow...

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-02-25T04:58:34Z says:

      enough?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-02-25T06:53:37Z says:

      Just trying to help Coup.

  • dugdug44
    dugdug44 2007-02-24T05:17:52Z says:

    hahahaha

  • s0nn3
    s0nn3 2007-02-24T05:20:40Z says:

    stupid bitch..

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-02-24T05:31:50Z says:

    How dumb can she be? Apparently that dumb.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-24T06:05:58Z says:

    Stupid bitch and stupid cops, was always going to end up like this.

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2007-02-24T07:39:52Z says:

      He tazed her just for fun! Theres no way she needed it. yep, just for shits and giggles, mucho style!

    • Xugaa
      Xugaa 2007-02-24T10:10:38Z says:

      (She?) deserved it, I'd have tasered her again just for the funny noise she made after the first one.

    • fuckyouandyourlaw
      fuckyouandyourlaw 2007-02-24T16:20:20Z says:

      that's what she gets for bein pigmently challenged.....and not white.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-02-25T13:53:55Z says:

      "Pigmently challenged"! haha

  • currentuser
    currentuser 2007-02-24T06:50:13Z says:

    goddamn ignorant cunt...jeezus!!!!

  • Hoodrunner
    Hoodrunner 2007-02-24T07:17:33Z says:

    justice, finally!

  • wylder
    wylder 2007-02-24T07:36:29Z says:

    i love when cops dont listen stupid bastards they should have been sued. its like they cant read people anymore. stupid idiots.
    and for those bastards that are gonna bitch about
    "HEY YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH BITCH BITCH BICTH" just stfu. if a person is saying that they are gonna do something and are telling you they are being cooperative about it. then let them do it. if they slip up then nail them dont just fucking start being all gung hoe. stupid idiots.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-24T08:07:42Z says:

      Cause yeah, that made a lot of sense.

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-02-24T08:59:47Z says:

      Look idiot its simple you dont say your going to do something you just do it if you comply with the officer then your not going to get tazed now how hard is that?

    • Reeeenaro
      Reeeenaro 2007-02-24T09:58:34Z says:

      But she wasn't cooperating at all...

    • Hoodrunner
      Hoodrunner 2007-02-24T10:03:42Z says:

      that was so unnecessary!
      she just wanted to grab the chicken wings, water melon and cool aid from the passenger seat.

    • kay
      kay 2007-02-24T11:00:47Z says:

      Wiylder is just as much an idiot as the dfc.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-24T11:03:42Z says:

      It's very simply really. Cop has a tazer and he's prepared to use it. Questioning his authority to use it or to manhandle isn't going to get you far in that moment. Pick your battles.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-02-24T18:37:02Z says:

      Yeah its liek saying "hey if you cops lower your guns and turn around i will drop my gun too!" uh yeah liek you can trust that shit. if the person wants to cooperate then they just do what the cops say. then sue if shit goes wrong.

    • wylder
      wylder 2007-02-24T20:09:54Z says:

      not once but twice did they violate her her space in order to shove her around. the cop with the tazer should have held it and the white bred nigger who was "BLOCKING" her should have taken a step back.if you people didnt also realise she also had both her hands up. universal sign for allowance to search when no obstruction is in the way. as well the dumb ass nigger made is hard for the bitch because whats his reaction as she opens the door. he hella just runs up to her and shoves her and tries to grab her. and those cops didnt think for any consideration that she bit the white dude out of self defense

      cmon think people think. its just another random act of brute force for something so small.

    • rucifee
      rucifee 2007-02-24T21:41:50Z says:

      no, it's just really REALLY funny

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-02-25T15:36:59Z says:

      thats funny wylder, i could have sworn the cops said she was under arrest and she still didnt want to let them cuff her, does that not give them the right to kick her ass into line??? ya, i thought so too, so stop being a bitch and laugh because they are fucking up some stupid nigger's night.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-25T16:03:13Z says:

      Hog Masturbator, ha ha very funny. Why don`t you just call her a stupid bitch? What about this incident makes her skin color an issue?

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-02-25T19:52:00Z says:

      what? i cant call her a nigger? i bet 75% of the music she listens to has nigger in every other sentence. i'm not making a racist statement, just an observation so fuck off.

    • BzaWack
      BzaWack 2007-02-25T19:54:39Z says:

      apart from the nigger part he does have a point....she was actually under arrest, they were getting her out the car to cuff her and she wasnt doing it. they gave her plenty of oppurtunity to and she didnt, the first cop did warn her if you dont get out the car i will taze you. and by the sounds of it she had assaulted her husband so was a danger to the public therefore needed to be arrested and controlled, she was out of control and so was tazed.

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-02-25T20:17:13Z says:

      The issue here is the moment you're self control should be surrendered. Once an officer tells you that you're under arrest, you had damn well follow directions and surrender yourself to law enforcement instruction. You have been cited for a crime, and therefore letting you have control of the situation is fundamentally wrong and dangerous. You've been warned, you've been told what to do by an officer of the law, and you do not get to decide how or when you surrender yourself to an agent of the law because doing so violates another law(resisting arrest). She had this coming and there is absolutely zero civil rights violation here. True, the officer could've backed up and let her get out of the car on her terms, but she's committed a crime and her terms have neither weight nor legal standing. She was in the wrong. Defiant compliance is one hell of an oxymoron!

    • BzaWack
      BzaWack 2007-02-25T22:16:44Z says:

      fuck yea!

  • Grim
    Grim 2007-02-24T08:12:03Z says:

    you guys are aware this is a repost?

    • xxHOBBITxx
      xxHOBBITxx 2007-02-24T09:18:37Z says:

      You aware that we don't give a fuck?

  • danman1835
    danman1835 2007-02-24T09:33:07Z says:

    Sweet undies.

  • Lazerhead
    Lazerhead 2007-02-24T10:36:49Z says:

    That was awsome. "I'm getting out! All I gotta say is-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lol'd

    • bobroonie
      bobroonie 2007-02-24T19:10:14Z says:

      "I'll get chu, I'll get ch'u, ahhhhh ahaaaaa."

      clasic

  • FurryMcPervington
    FurryMcPervington 2007-02-24T11:27:33Z says:

    why is it that the black people always have to give the po po (5-O copers exc.) such a hard time? Because they cant let go of the past and exceps modern america, it always seems like a personal atack on them... black people grow up its over!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-24T11:43:09Z says:

      Why is it that idiots like you always seem to forget that white people do the same dumb stuff?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-02-24T17:46:01Z says:

      It's more fun that way.
      White people don't do the same dumb stuff. They don't get the chance. The cops aren't about to pull over anyone who might actually be important. Pull over a wealthy white guy more than once, and they'll be sued for harassment. Pull over a black bitch and tase her, everything's cool.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-25T13:28:45Z says:

      They do do the same dumb stuff. I`ve seen them doing it. I`ve done it. I was drunk one time and decided to try and shoplift some food. Just outside the door the cop tried to grab me. I took a swing at him and he super-shoved me through much air and me head went ricochet off the car bumper. Dumb like this vid, yes. White, yes.

  • nc89
    nc89 2007-02-24T11:37:26Z says:

    "And that is your wife"

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-24T11:40:54Z says:

      Great last line. Should a question mark.

      "...and that is your wife?"

      Beat me to that post by a minute. Fucker.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-02-24T12:06:14Z says:

      the reply was probably - "yes unfortunately - tazer her again the stupid bitch"

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-02-25T00:07:38Z says:

      lol yeah i was about to say notice how the husband doesnt give a fuck they tazered her?
      p.s. tazer gun is at the top of my xmas list next year fo sho.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-02-24T13:01:54Z says:

    Well, normally I'd say the cops are supposed to use that shit only when they are in some kind of imminent danger, and this is another clear example of them going taser-happy. But she was black so I guess it's ok.

    • Twisted1
      Twisted1 2007-02-24T14:37:42Z says:

      Well its a question of taser versus a night stick. Ask Rodney King which one he prefers.

  • Mustang51PNA
    Mustang51PNA 2007-02-24T16:49:59Z says:

    I don't see black or white, Just a multi million $ law suit in the making....wait...sniff...sniff...sniff, I smell Je$$e Jack$on all over this.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-25T13:22:53Z says:

      Don`t you mean Johnny Cochran, ala OJ Simpson trial? Jesse Smackedsome isn`t a lawyer.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-25T13:30:28Z says:

      Oops. See three posts below.

  • spankbot
    spankbot 2007-02-24T17:31:40Z says:

    Can I just say, I LOVE this video.

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-02-24T17:33:02Z says:

    I think her next words would have been "I'm a sue you, I'm a sue you, somebody finna get me Johnny Cockrane"

    • Pompazoidee
      Pompazoidee 2007-02-24T18:19:29Z says:

      That would be a hell of a trick! Johnnie Cochran (sic) died from a brain tumor on March 29, 2005.

  • coupland
    coupland 2007-02-24T18:05:10Z says:

    Fastest way in the world to learn the definition of the word "voluntarily." No dictionary required.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-02-25T04:34:41Z says:

      I agree, the tazer fucking hurts. EVERYTHING is voluntary after that. You learn manners in 1/8sec.

  • RUEZ
    RUEZ 2007-02-24T19:20:43Z says:

    That was awesome. Should have done it twice.

  • maj0r
    maj0r 2007-02-24T20:29:56Z says:

    You people claiming they shouldn't have used the tazer don't know what you're talking about.

    First fo all, when they say "GET OUT NOW" that doesn't "Okay get out whenever you're ready." If the suspect takes their own sweet time, you need to force things along. THere are a number of reasons you can't let an offender sit and bitch for 30 minutes.

    Secondly, a tazer is a GREAT way to deal with a suspect. IF those officers were to have physically manhandled here they have to worry about all sorts of civil liability if the dumb bitch decides to sue them for groping her or roughing her up. If they go to court with the tazer having been used, there is basically no way they can be charged with excessive use of force.

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2007-02-24T21:46:05Z says:

    "Ma'am, you're under arrest" "That's fine, JUST GET OFFA MEEEEE!!" oh my christ that was great, what a dumbass.

  • keg74
    keg74 2007-02-25T01:34:35Z says:

    God I love watching the cops taze people. The screaming, and spazzing are priceless.

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-02-25T04:03:07Z says:

    HAAHAAAHA nice thong fat bitch!

  • nazfuckingarn
    nazfuckingarn 2007-02-25T04:14:26Z says:

    Beautiful work of the Tazer. Kudos to the cop he should of put it on again.

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-02-25T15:23:20Z says:

    They should have tazed the guy for marrying her, and then got him again for owning up to it.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-02-25T16:11:56Z says:

    FWIW, I think the cops in the U.S. are too aggressive. If that black cop had just stepped a couple feet back she would have just got out. There is a reason nobody like the cops. Wouldn`t it be better if the cops were respected and trusted? To protect and serve used to be the motto.

  • UncleJ4
    UncleJ4 2007-02-25T18:02:41Z says:

    No pity for her at all...

    ...zap her again.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-02-25T18:09:42Z says:

      And who would have pity for you? And would you deserve any? But no, of course you would never do anything so foolish. Until you DO do something so dumb and then hopefully you`ll choke on your own hypocrisy and die.

    • UncleJ4
      UncleJ4 2007-02-26T00:37:32Z says:

      Zap the B.A.P. again.

      "get out of the car" means get out of the car. She didn't and got the tazer.

      "choke on your own hypocrisy and die."

      It's not hypocrisy son, it's respect for law enforcement.

      I bet the next time that the bitch will out of the car, instead of getting attitude.

      Go back to chokin' your chicken...

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-02-27T05:23:37Z says:

    It's nice to see that boys are still opening car doors for girls...

  • Babies Kill You
    Babies Kill You 2007-02-28T20:34:12Z says:

    Puts a new definition for SPARKling wiggles.

xxHOBBITxx
posted February 24, 2007