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Teaching Iraqi Kids English

I'm sure that American tax payers are glad their money is being well spent giving english lessons like these to the Iraqi children.

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Comments to Teaching Iraqi Kids English

  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    I see Supernova has been busy.

    2007-12-28T05:33:00Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      American army is the bestest!!!!

      2007-12-28T05:45:46Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      You know me...

      actually, I would have taught them proper phrases like:
      How much for a blow job?
      Do you do a donkey show?
      If I cum too quickly will you wait 5 minutes for me to try again?.....Ya know, the usual stuff.

      2007-12-28T05:58:16Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      ^hahaha....that was good.

      2007-12-28T06:01:55Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Try "my neighbour has semtex"

      2007-12-28T06:07:27Z
    • Avatar

      "Will behead for food."

      2007-12-28T08:38:07Z
    • Bukowski2

      Balls_Malone, where the hell have you been?

      2007-12-28T13:58:31Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      The return of Balls_Malone!

      2007-12-28T14:07:00Z
    • Avatar

      I've been on a secret mission to preserve my sanity. Have been settling back into life in Canada and whatnot... also been working on getting laid, so I've been a bit preoccupied for muchoing lately.

      Any good gossip?

      2007-12-28T17:43:29Z
    • Bukowski2

      Vic came out of the closet.

      2007-12-28T17:50:10Z
    • Avatar

      Seriously? That's awesome.

      2007-12-28T18:06:25Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Vic & BichoVAGfelix are now an item

      2007-12-28T18:26:45Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Hank was thrown out, unfortunately he hacked back in

      2007-12-28T18:27:30Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Was there ever any doubt about Vic?

      2007-12-28T18:28:23Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Starrsky turned out to be a 40yr old man. Arch is now his gimp.

      Sorry Arch, they dragged it out of me.

      2007-12-28T18:30:08Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Not really.

      2007-12-28T18:30:36Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Apart from the Hank one.

      2007-12-28T18:38:16Z
    • Buddychrist75
      K-Billy says:

      seriously, have you guys played call of duty 4? IT's FUCKING AWESOME!!!

      2007-12-29T01:25:57Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      K-Billy, I just finished playing it for (6 houres) onlines pretty good & the game itself is fantastic. supernova should play it so he can compare it to real life.

      2007-12-29T02:06:50Z
    • Avatar

      I've just been playing a lowly X-Box. I did, however, play it for three weeks straight.

      Went through A LOT of pot too.

      : )

      2007-12-29T03:34:45Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      I too have Call of Duty 4. I'm finding it hard to get used too after playing Halo nonstop for the last 2 months though. It is super cool though.

      2007-12-29T03:40:27Z
    • Bukowski2

      Get a life, lamers.

      2007-12-29T04:32:26Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Hanks jealous 'cause he doesnt have thumbs & cant play!

      2007-12-29T04:39:21Z
    • Avatar

      He's jealous because he has a live-in woman who wont LET him play.

      2007-12-29T04:42:59Z
    • Bukowski2

      I just had sex and my woman is now making me a heart breakfast (2 p.m.).

      New Years vacation, bitches! Try to get out of the house, zombie gamers!

      2007-12-29T04:50:01Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      lol cant argue with that.

      2007-12-29T04:53:52Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      I just got back in from the bar and am ready to play. See, I go out.

      2007-12-29T04:59:31Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Got back in from a pub run 5 hrs ago. I'm now feeling quite tired.

      2007-12-29T05:06:51Z
    • Not_guilty

      I got home 45 minutes ago, I'm a bit fucked now.

      2007-12-29T05:44:47Z
  • N618512418_699642_9225
    Oranjeboom says:

    American English...right Fugs

    2007-12-28T05:44:21Z
    • Not_guilty

      Hell yeah!

      2007-12-28T05:48:22Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      You two have done time together, right?

      2007-12-28T05:55:03Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Broadmoor

      2007-12-28T06:10:46Z
    • Bukowski2

      Where they broaden your back door.

      2007-12-28T13:59:12Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Courtesy of Big Frank on B wing

      2007-12-28T14:06:32Z
  • N618512418_699642_9225
    Oranjeboom says:

    "Im an idiot"
    "Fuck this country"
    ...typical

    2007-12-28T05:50:23Z
    • Bukowski2

      What would a british soldier teach them, I wonder?

      Your routine is getting fucking old.

      2007-12-28T14:04:08Z
    • P7-lacy-thong-gwen

      "Look at how proper i am."
      "Only pigs live in america!"
      I dont know just trying to sound like a dumbass. Oranjeboom is just butthurt cause the British got fucked up teeth and women with fishy cunts.

      2007-12-28T16:25:49Z
    • Bukowski2

      You don't have to try to sound like a dumbass. Just act natural.

      If you're American, you're proving his point for him.

      2007-12-28T16:33:51Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      lol

      2007-12-29T02:17:11Z
    • 16x16

      "Ooh look at me. I'm an English Cunt who has little man's syndrome, since my country is America's bitch." That better for ya?

      2007-12-29T11:12:26Z
  • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
    TiredGuy says:

    In their defense, it really doesn't matter what they taught those kids, since Blackwater came in 15 minutes later and shot them all dead.

    2007-12-28T06:03:09Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Ive said this before & im happy to say it again. PMCs are getting too big & too powerful. Military operations should never be privatised & the shit is going to hit the fan in the future when it comes to these PMCs!

      2007-12-28T06:09:37Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Damn, and I was thinking of joining after my enlistment...

      2007-12-28T06:15:26Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Go for it, they make alot of money & they are not going away. Look at the CIA torture tapes & Bush being accused of war crimes. How good is it going to be when you can just contract the work out to a PMC; talk about plausible deniability. Itll be like Day of The Jackal X 1000,000

      2007-12-28T06:23:21Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      are you doing one of those fucked up peta numbers like they did on the canadian seal killings? do you mean 1 MILLION or 1 THOUSAND with 3 zeros after for no reason :(

      2007-12-28T09:24:31Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      HAHA

      2007-12-28T14:07:28Z
    • Buddychrist75
      K-Billy says:

      ahh blackwater! my favorite extermination service!

      2007-12-29T01:20:07Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    God bless american white niggers who are in a place they hate and so take it out on little kids...

    2007-12-28T09:17:50Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      1/4 american war vets are homeless.

      2007-12-28T12:26:12Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      ^ Just goes to show how all this 'pride in our boys' stuff is bullshit. People only join in that so they dont get weird looks from others...noone really gives a shit. Sympathy fatigue, thats what well call it.

      2007-12-28T14:09:27Z
    • 16x16
      RIDDIK says:

      that 1/4 is from vietnam because of all the hippies and John Kerry.

      2007-12-28T20:30:28Z
    • 16x16
      RIDDIK says:

      John Kerry is actually in the vietnamese war memorial (the good section) because he kept the war going long enough for the vietnamses to win. Theres even a picture of him with the president or ruler or whatever of vietnam being congradulated. Its all in that book Unfit for Command

      2007-12-28T20:31:54Z
    • 16x16

      Why were we fighting in Vietnam again? Oh and don't give me that bullshit that we were fightign against commubism (which is an ideology, but apparently fighting ideologies with weapons makes sesne...). I honestly could care less if some other country wanted to becaome communist or not. Oh and since that whole domino effect thing didn't play out like it was claimed, would you fucking drop it with vietnam? The US got involved with a bullshit war in some backwards 3rd world country and then decided to pull out when it wasn't able to hold out.

      Finally what do hippy's have to do with some soldier not being able to hold down a job and thus becomming homeless? If your going to blame anyone but the soldier himself, blame the people who sent him into the war. Or why don't you blame all these dumbasses witht the support your troops stickers that when you ask them how they've supported the troops give you a fucking blank face.

      2007-12-29T11:20:43Z
    • Bukowski2

      You might want to check out a book called On Killing, by Colonel something or other. It has a pretty good explanation of why so many vietnam vets ended up homeless with lots of problems.

      2007-12-29T11:24:19Z
    • 87

      Lt. Col. Dave Grossman.

      2007-12-29T11:36:33Z
    • Bukowski2

      You reccomended that to me, didn't you? It took me a long time, but I finally finished it a couple weeks ago.

      2007-12-29T11:43:25Z
    • 87

      Yeah, eye opening read, no?

      2007-12-29T11:58:01Z
    • Bukowski2

      I thought it was very insightful.

      2007-12-29T12:02:31Z
    • 87

      You might try some Steven E. Ambrose. Great WWII history with firsthand accounts.

      2007-12-29T12:27:32Z
    • Bukowski2

      Can you recommend a specific book?

      2007-12-29T12:43:57Z
    • 87

      Citizen Soldiers.. boring at first, but unbelievably interesting later on. That.. or D-Day. Both are amazing.

      2007-12-29T13:09:30Z
  • Lunipin
    Bootface says:

    Dont talk shit unless youve been there, you gotta do somethin for fun.

    2007-12-28T12:21:34Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Yeah, thats what id call a typical yank response

      2007-12-28T14:10:06Z
    • 16x16
      RIDDIK says:

      So then what the fuck do you brits do for fun over there when you're all bored? Hmmm? Play hide the gummie bear?

      2007-12-28T20:32:52Z
    • 16x16

      Well that would be too easy. When its the hundreth time oranje stuck it in his asshole, you can kind of guess where it is.

      2007-12-29T11:22:27Z
  • Lunipin
    Bootface says:

    never seen beggers like in thailand, you can pay a kid 50 bucks to chase off all the other kid beggers for you and he'll do that shit all day.

    2007-12-28T12:22:22Z
    • Bukowski2

      Don't you mean all month?

      2007-12-28T14:00:28Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Do you have any idea what that kid would let you do to him for 50$, all day!

      2007-12-28T14:11:04Z
    • 16x16

      no, please enlighten us oranje?

      2007-12-29T11:22:50Z
  • Bukowski2

    If my students only had as much enthusiasm...

    2007-12-28T14:05:00Z
  • Bukowski2

    Isn't that funny, though, when little kids (in your own country) are just the right age that you can get them to repeat anything you say.

    I can remember getting some little kid to say all this dumb stuff and then laughing my ass off when I was like 11 or so.

    2007-12-28T14:07:45Z
  • Adogj

    my parents told me i still had some family surviving there, i told a couple friends. 2 joined the marines and another reenlisted. and thats great cause i dont have to join now

    2007-12-28T19:16:29Z
  • Buddychrist75
    K-Billy says:

    AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!

    2007-12-29T01:20:44Z
Yak
posted December 28, 2007
by yak